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From Monica
(Yeah, I know - the mystery click and photo aren't exact matches)
Howdy Hordelings! Time for the Sunday night ONT. Somewhat in the style of one of Ace's weekday Cafe threads tonight. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?
Golden Tempo was literally dead last in the final turn and then outkicked everyone to win the Kentucky Derby. What an insane finish. pic.twitter.com/ZjJqQs0Pb1
Troopers with the Florida Highway Patrol stopped a pickup truck in Central Florida and discovered zip-tied iguanas.
The truck was pulled over along State Road 540 in Winter Haven because it did not have a working tag light on its license plate. The plate had been attached to the fold-down gate of a utility trailer made of expanded metal.
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During questioning, Casildo-Acdiel told troopers he was from North Carolina. He claimed he had driven to Miami to pick up coconuts and was on his way to Polk County to get fish before heading back home.
This explanation raised suspicion. Troopers then used a K-9 unit to inspect the vehicle. The search revealed five coolers filled with iced tilapia and 13 live iguanas in the truck bed.
Investigators noted that the animals were zip-tied iguanas, with their feet bound behind their backs. The presence of these zip-tied iguanas led to further concern about possible wildlife violations. Authorities emphasized that the zip-tied iguanas appeared to have been restrained for transport.
News video segment at the link.
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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)
It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.
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Fashion Diplomacy at the White House: Camilla and Melania’s Coordinated Style Highlights from the Royal State Visit
King Charles III and Queen Camilla’s four-day state visit to Washington, D.C., offered more than diplomatic pageantry; it delivered a masterclass in fashion. First Lady Melania Trump and Queen Camilla repeatedly aligned their looks in spring pastels, creating harmonious photo ops that signaled unity between the U.S. and U.K. The result? Magic.
Upon the royals’ arrival, Camilla wore a light pink bespoke Dior coatdress, paired with a Bottega Veneta Intrecciato bag and a beautiful Union Flag/Stars and Stripes brooch that once belonged to Queen Elizabeth II.
Subsequent daytime appearances kept the palette soft and coordinated. My favorite was Melania being absolutely everything in a Ralph Lauren Collection silk and wool suit in ivory with a signature wide-brimmed Eric Javits straw boater. Her shoes? Manolo Blahnik BB Pumps in ivory, flawless as always. Camilla overcame any frumpy tendencies in a bespoke Fiona Clare coatdress in light pistachio, with a Philip Treacy hat and Eliot Zed Tina pumps. She finished with the sparkling Cullinan V Diamond Brooch. The two looked like they stepped out of a perfectly styled garden party.
The pinnacle came at the white-tie state dinner. This level of formality hasn’t graced the White House in over 20 years, and wow—our FLOTUS knocked it out of the park with absolute perfection! I mean, look at this:
Melania and Camilla stepped out in harmonizing pinks that stole the spotlight, perfectly invoking cherry blossom season. Melania wore head-to-toe Dior: a delphinium-pink silk strapless Christian Dior Haute Couture gown with architectural ruching at the waist, long off-white Dior gloves, and matching Dior shoes. The elegant, columnar silhouette felt both modern and regal, it was timeless First Lady excellence.
Queen Camilla complemented beautifully in a magenta Fiona Clare embroidered chiffon gown. She paired it with a dramatic amethyst and diamond necklace once belonging to Queen Victoria. (I was so stunned by that piece I honestly have no idea what was on her feet—sorry!) The two created one of the most memorable fashion moments of the visit.
From daytime pastels to white-tie drama, Melania and Camilla delivered coordinated elegance with personality to spare—spring style diplomacy at its finest.
Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!
Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving Hell did it get to be May? It has to be May because I have it on good authority this is the First May edition, right? Not the May first edition, but rather the first May edition!
PSA: Don't forget next Sunday is Mother's Day!
With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?
What do you think? I like the regular stainless finish more better.
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You'll Put Your Eye Out!
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Magazine Loader
Courtesy of our pal Pillage Idiot
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NoVaMoMe 2026
What - you thought there wasn't going to be a NoVaMoMe in 2026?
Note: One of the great joys of NoVAMoMe season, at least for me, is being able to cut and paste the entire block of text below and haranguing you to attend the event. Are you attending? Are you focusing on the fundamentals of attending?
Alright, guys and gals, the long awaited and highly anticipated details of the 2026 NoVAMoMe are here! That's right, I finally got my act together and updated the information page for 2026, and need to go over a few details. First, the date is June 20th, 2026 from 11am to 3pm. Nextly, my bestest blog buddy bluebell and I have decided 2026 will continue the longstanding tradition of NoVAMoMe simplification, and want to pass along the changes from prior years.
First, no registration and no advance charge for food. If you would like to attend, send an email to WeaselBell Productions, and let us know. You will be directed to a sekrit webpage with all of the details. We do ask once you have decided to attend to let us know so we can coordinate an expected count with venue management. Once there if you are hungry or thirsty simply order from the onsite menu and pay separately. Cash and credit cards accepted. Next, although fun, we have decided to again take a break from the raffles and mug sales this year. Depending on how it goes, that may be something we bring back in future years. While your generosity is always appreciated, with no prize table, please leave donations and contributions at home, but bring your appetite for a great afternoon spent with your imaginary online friends.
Next, a NoVAMoMe PSA from our pal bluebell
Hi folks - just a quick PSA. If you write for info about the MoMe, please give us a few words in the body of the email just so I know you are a Moron and not a spammer (moron). I do receive spam on this email account because it's sitting right here in my nic, so that's why I'm asking. I don't want to give our details to a spammer. Also, remember to check your spam folder if you don't receive a reply email.
Thanks.
bluebell
Seriously, just send an email then go to the website with the password provided. If you forget, a link to the email is on the main page, left sidebar. If you do not sign up, bluebell will be disappointed. Weasel will be disappointed, too, but it's bluebell you need to worry about.
This week our pal rhomboid scores again with this excellent review of the Drew Estate 20 Acre Farm
Most premium cigars with American leaf get that from Connecticut shade or broadleaf, or Pennsylvania broadleaf. A few however use tobacco from other states, and one of those is Drew Estate's 20 Acre Farm, whose fillers include leaf grown in Florida. On top of that is binder from Honduras and a beautiful golden brown connecticut shade wrapper from Ecuador. I tried the toro (6 X 52). The draw was just right. Due to breezy conditions I sort of botched the light-up, scorching up the side of the wrapper in one area. As an experiment I let the burn line correct itself - which it did - and it didn't require much management after. Smoke, as always with a Drew Estate cigar, was plentiful. To me a nice version of the classic connecticut shade cigar - mild profile, hints of sweetness and sweeter flavors throughout, some light wood or cedar in the background. More perceptive reviewers find coffee bean, citrus, and vanilla. Very pleasant smoke. This cigar is available online for $11 and up.
Excellent as always, rhomboid! Thank you!
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Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.
A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid
Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site!
Please note the new and improved protonmail account gunthread at protonmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. Future expansion plans are in the works for the site Weasel Gun Thread. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome!
That's it for this week - have you been to the range?
Food Thread: Ice Cream! It's What's For Breakfast!
—CBD
There is a mom-and-pop ice cream joint in my little town that has been around for 50 years, making the same excellent ice cream for generations of kids and adults fresh from little league games and family barbecues and the movies on a scorching hot day. There is absolutely nothing special about the place...in fact, it's a bit of a dump. I doubt they have repaved their parking lot since they opened, there are no spaces marked, so people just stop there cars wherever there is room. But the floors and counters are immaculate, the teenagers behind the counter are polite and efficient, and the ice cream is delicious. Is it homemade in the shop? Yeah...I have no idea, and I don't much care, because all of the flavors are great, so if it's made in some big commissary kitchen in Newark and trucked in under cover of night? Well, that's okay, because I will go there for their Cheesecake ice cream until I die! And the coffee chip is pretty fabulous too!
As for the graphic up top? Nope, I am a purist, but that sundae looks better than a boring old photograph of a scoop of ice cream in a paper cup!
Those do look tasty, but I did something I have never done in my life! I overdid chicken thighs. It was a combination of a good baseball game and perhaps an overlarge Manhattan, but I lost track of time and brought these in from the grill to discover that they were a bit...chewy on the edges.
Did we eat them all? Why yes...we did! The meat tasted great, it was just a bit of a jaw-muscle workout to eat them. I think they were on the grill for more than 90 minutes, so it is a testament to thigh resiliency that they weren't inedible!
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I was in...shudder...Philadelphia last week and stopped for lunch at a newish falafel place in Center City called "Goldies." It's part of a small restaurant chain that has impressed me with the quality of their food, so it was an easy decision. I had been several times before so I knew what I was getting, but I was unprepared for how delicious their French Fries were! Yes, falafel is fried, so somebody in the kitchen knows her way around the fryer, but these fries were perfect. blazing hot, impossibly crispy, golden brown, and tender in the middle!
The restaurant group is owned by an Israeli, so of course, soon after 10/7/2023, the leftist Nazis in Philadelphia protested and tried to shut Goldies down. That's why I went the first time...to show some support. But the damned falafel and hummus and pita are excellent, so I don't need an excuse to go.
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Pretty much identical ingredients, except for the source of the mustard seed. The French jar's came from...duh...France, and the American jar's came from Canada. That right there is a tip off that something's not right in the state of Denmark.
The French mustard is simply better tasting. A bit spicier, and the texture was marginally better. But mostly there was an faint, odd flavor to the Canadian made stuff that the spousal unit described as "plasticy."
So everyone I know who is going to France now has a standing order of as many jars as they can bring back!
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Do adults eat that crap? We have two little jars of it in our cupboard, for reasons that elude my rapidly failing memory. The jars are small enough that they seem to be some sort of throwaway, or in a snack box from an airline or hotel. But they will probably expire before they are opened.
In fact, do any of you like hazelnuts? I don't. I don't think they have any place in the chocolate world, in particular in an otherwise delicious combination of caramel and dark chocolate, but I seem to be in the minority.
I guess I will eat them if they are in a nut mix, but I will do so under protest.
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I used to drink Cognac at every opportunity, but for some reason I simply stopped. And I have no idea why! But I was given a bottle of some very nice Cognac recently and I have been enjoying it. Is it as interesting and varied as Bourbon? No. But it is undeniably delicious and a lovely change on occasion.
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I am not particularly squeamish when it comes to food safety, but salad bars and other self-service schemes make me pause. In fact, one of the things I avoid is strangers handling my food, so I am much happier cooking in my own kitchen than eating at a restaurant. Obviously there are many exceptions, because I love good restaurant cooking and will continue to eat out. But the risk is -- to me -- more significant in restaurants where you are at the mercy of the least common denominator...the low-level employee who has the job because he is simply too stupid to do much else besides simple food prep.
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The garlic is busily growing, with pretty impressive green shoots that are pushing a foot tall! I even fertilized them! And if they survive the deer and squirrel apocalypse, and actually grow into something edible, I will be in garlic heaven! In case it doesn't, send all of your excellent home-grown garlic to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.
Rumor has it that the Bourbon Bubble is bursting. I have seen no evidence of decreasing prices, but maybe the bursting started somewhere else! I think the sweet spot is $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.
The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!
Admit it..you have 73 of these things floating around the house. And they aren't all the same, because God forbid the electronics industry try to stick to some sort of standard! At least Apple has caved to pressure and gotten rid of their proprietary plugs, but not before I bought several dozen cables of every combination. And I use an Android phone!
Yes...yes...yes. Progress and all that. I have perfectly good buggy whips in a hall closet that I am confident once again will be useful!
Several years ago I made the huge mistake of sending some money to one of the organizations that claim to be "Republican." My usual method is to donate to a particular candidate, and avoid the bloated Republican Party apparatus. But in a moment of weakness and stupidity, I was bamboozled. Or maybe one of those candidates sold my contact information to what has morphed into "WinRed."
I don't remember, and at this point I don't care how it happened. What I do care about is making it stop. But more important than my little experience is the ridiculous, heavy-handed, insulting, and absolutely counter-productive way the Republican Party is trying to raise money.
Here are samples (not comprehensive!) from last week. One of them is my response. It is up to you to decipher which one!
Claim Accepted! Request #6152 regarding excessive political texts is complete. To finalize preferences, update user profile: usa26.io/jopmh9 stop=end
Go fuck yourselves
SIGN HERE: X____________
Your signature is MISSING from Ilhan Omar's deportation petition: 26vote.co/4tdpz1
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It's Don Jr. I wrote this just for you, Friend. It's personal. Could you please take a moment to read it: usa26.io/93y8tf stop=end
Skip the $, we need your opinion. Tell us where you stand on America's future before bed. Reply now: win26.io/zrw1v6 stop=end
I'm begging, pleading, praying for one last chance to win you over.
Will a 100X MATCH do the trick? >> voterep.co/l4jil0
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THIS IS PRESIDENT TRUMP
I need to ask Friend something personal.
Will you still stand with me if... voterep.co/fs5lwh
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Please, [Dildo] , this isn't a plea for money. We're just 5 names short on the GOP Petition to REQUIRE photo ID to vote. Sign now: gop4u.co/pam99j stop=end
Past Due Notice: [29 Days]
[Dildo] Your input will be voided if not updated. Skip the line & correct. Profile unlocked for 5 min: 26u5a.co/hkb6qt
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This is just like low-quality phishing or spam that I get via e-mail, but even more irritating because it is being done on behalf of my representatives in our national political debate. Is this the image that the Republican Party wants to convey to its supporters? Scammy URLs that direct to fundraising forms, no matter what the links might say? Irritating pseudo-official notices of "CANCELLATION!?" Rude and obnoxious criticisms of my lack of dedication?
This is offensive junk, and the idea that I will be energized to vote by efforts such as these is laughable. Treat me like an adult, explain the issues, communicate the goals of the organization, and perhaps I will contribute. But this crap has hardened my resolve never to donate again, and worse...it has convinced me that the Republican Party is a deeply unserious organization whose goals are self-serving, and counter to my political philosophy.
Sunday Morning Book Thread - 5-3-2026 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]
—Open Blogger
Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading. Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...(April showers not included.)
So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?
Jasmine was never the literary critic that Allie has turned out to be. However, she did spend a fair amount of time in my library. Here we can see her supervising my work while I transform one of my spare bedrooms into my library. Penny is perched on a similar wooden crate in the opposite corner. The tall books under Jasmine are Gary Larson's two-volume collection, The Complete Far Side (worth every penny!).
I do most of my reading in my office, sitting in front of my computer. That way I can keep up with AoSHQ. For the past several years Jasmine was my constant companion in my home office. She almost never left the room, though sometimes she'd join me in my bedroom or she'd hang out with Allie in the library.
She loved to sit quietly next to me while I read, a comforting presence. Now that she's gone, my office feels so empty and hollow, though Penny, Hexie, and Allie all spend a lot of time here.
I can say I'm truly blessed by the Moron Horde. The outpouring of love and support over the loss of my beloved kitty has been overwhelming. Thank you all for your kind words.
The Sunday Morning Book Thread was how I first joined the AoSHQ community as a commenter. If you are a regular lurker here, I encourage you to delurk, grab a nic, and start commenting. You'll soon discover that you have joined the most incredible family on the internet. It's even better once you meet them in person at a MOME. (Check the sidebar on the main page for details!)
Thank you, Jasmine, for being a beautiful part of my life for 13 years, my dear friend.
WHY READERS STOP READING
For the TL;DW crowd, Patrick points out that there are three main places within story where readers will generally tune out. I'll use Brandon Sanderson's nomenclature to explain what this means:
The Promise (first 30%)
Readers will tune out of the first part of a story if it doesn't grab their attention. I try to read at least 20% of a book before giving up on it, but that doesn't always happen. I recently gave up on reading Orson Scott Card's Treason because it was getting too weird too quickly. I didn't like the direction the story was going so I decided to put it down for another time, perhaps. I did the same thing with the Star Trek novel Killing Time. In that case, I felt the story was moving a bit too slowly and I wasn't in the mood for it. I will probably get back to it eventually. Some authors can have a "slow burn" in their stories, so I give them a bit of slack because I know that the end result is worth it. The Dragonbone Chair by Tad Williams spends 200 pages just establishing the world, and the pacing seems slow, but it's worth it because you feel yourself immersed in the history of Osten Ard and the day-to-day events of Simon's life.
The Progress (middle 40%)
Some books will start out really strong, but then grind to a halt somewhere in the middle because the author is taking their sweet time advancing the narrative. Maybe characters are developing a lot slower than you expect them to. Maybe the story is bogged down by stupid subplots, excessive dialog, or random events that seem to have no bearing on the story. Whatever the case, the reader decides that the story is no longer worth their time and decides to give up. Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series suffers from this a bit. Books 7-10 are often called "the Slog" because not much seems to happen in those books to advance the overall plot. Instead, we get extensive character development, as Jordan has his main characters go in all different directions. It's worth reading them at least once, but if you want to focus on the main narrative, you can skip those books in later rereadings of the series and not miss out on too much.
The Payoff (last 30%)
If you've given up on a book by the time you've made it this far, then the author probably didn't do a very good job with the first 70% of a book. I've been known to finish a book that didn't interest me too much without remembering how it ended, mostly to say that I've read it. For example, I finished William Gibson's Neuromancer, supposedly one of the best science fiction books ever written about cyberspace, but I was bored to tears throughout most of it. I didn't care about the characters and the plot was barely interesting. I still don't remember how it ended. Nor do I care. Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash is vastly more entertaining, despite being hilariously dated. The characters are memorable, the plot is complex and intriguing, and I remember the ending distinctly, though it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. He has trouble properly finishind stories....
What are some reasons why YOU don't finish books?
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PUBLIC DOMAIN CHARACTERS
OrangeEnt sent me a link to this article from Raconteur Press. They have put out a call for submissions for stories relating to the Buck Rogers universe because Buck Rogers is now a public domain character. However, the editors at Raconteur Press also made it very clear that there are still rules by which they must abide.
Just because a character or story is now available in the public domain doesn't give us the right to use any and all stories in which those characters appear. For instance, stories based on the Buck Rogers television show (1979-1981) will be rejected because THOSE stories are NOT in the public domain. The studio that produced the show purchased the rights to create their own material within the Buck Rogers universe and the studio owns the copyright on those stories.
If you choose to write stories using public domain characters, there's one rule above all others you should follow:
DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
In other words, do some basic research on the public domain characters and stories. Read as many of those stories as you can so that when you decide to incorporate them into your own stories, you understand who those characters are and how they will behave based on the spirit of the source material. It's OK to take risks, but your audience will notice when public domain characters are behaving differently than readers expect.
You also need to know WHICH stories are actually within the public domain. Until recently (2023), certain Sherlock Holmes stories were still not available within the public domain, thus no one could create derivative content based on those stories without the express permission of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's estate (or whomemver owned the copyright on those stories). Now, though, all of the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle are freely available for public domain consumption and derivation. But you could NOT monetize stories based on the BBC Sherlock series starring Benedict Cumberbatch.
Public domain characters can be a good way to explore writing. You don't have the burden of creating your own characters and the world they inhabit. You can focus on plotting, exposition, dialog, and other elements of basic storytelling. You can also have a lot of fun putting characters in a zany situation and seeing how they might solve their current conflict.
MORON RECOMMENDATIONS
I read Dark Winter by William Dietrich. This is an engaging thriller set at the American basecamp at the South Pole. The last plane of the season has left and those wintering over are confronted with a murderer in their midst.
Posted by: Zoltan at April 26, 2026 09:16 AM (VOrDg)
Comment: This is a classic mystery set up, though in a location that presents its own unique challenges. Once the last plane has left for the season, there is very, very little hope of assistance from the outside world. For all intents and purposes, the scientists and support staff (if any) are cut off from the rest of the world until the weather allows for return transport, which could take months. Meanwhile, you have a murderer lurking among you. What do you do? Whom can you trust? You don't even have to bring a science fiction or horror element to the story. Simple human motivations are enough to make for an engaging story when told well.
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Finished reading a graphic novel last week: The Winds of Numa Sera. While I could criticize parts of the story, it is fundamentally everything I've been searching for: a high-fantasy comic book! I read multiple chapters/issues in a sitting, and finished the whole thing in two days. So I was clearly enjoying myself.
Alas, there is one major problem with the book that cannot be overlooked. The book ends without a conclusion, with cliffhangers for multiple different characters. The book's spine says 'volume 1,' the copyright date says 2022, and four years later there is no sign of a volume 2. The back of the book has an advertisement for an 'Art or Numa Sera' and a table-top card came based on the story. All of this makes me think the book was created to be an IP farm, rather than for the sake of story. And I suspect the IP wasn't super-successful at launch, and thus may have been abandoned.
If so, that makes this yet another unfinished story littering my shelf...
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 26, 2026 09:39 AM (Lhaco)
Comment: Castle Guy brings up an interesting point...Nowadays, how many stories are published as a means to an end, rather than as an end unto itself? Based on his description, it sounds like the author(s) are looking for startup capital for other projects. Because of the various forms of entertainment we have access to nowadays, we have tons of IPs that have expanded into various media through computer games, role-playing games, movies, television, etc.
The Ice Limit by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child -- This was a Moron Recommendation from a few years ago.
Mount Dragon by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child -- Mad scientists...*sigh*...When will they ever learn?
Riptide by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child -- Pirate treasure!
Sword of Ghosts by Richard A. Knaak -- Continuing the long-running saga of the Dragonrealm.
Dragon of the Depths by Richard A. Knaak -- Continuing the long-running saga of the Dragonrealm.
WHAT I'VE BEEN READING RECENTLY
Since I couldn't decide what to read after reading The Secret History of the World by F. Paul Wilson, I decided to play "Reading Roulette" and selected a few books at random from my TBR pile.
Michael Moorcock's Elric -- Tales of the White Wolf edited by Edward E. Kramer and Richard Gilliam
This is an anthology of short stories featuring everyone's favorite albino sorcerer king, the Dragon Emperor, the Eternal Champion, Elric of Melnibonë. Most of the contributors are successful fantasy authors in their own right, no doubt inspired by Michael Moorcock's creation to build their own worlds and characters. It's interesting when you read these stories how you can see Moorcock's influence on some of their own stories. It even features a short story by Gary "Advanced Dungeons and Dragons" Gygax! Unlike most of the stories, which tend to feature Elric as the main protagonist, Gygax instead tells a story from Moonglum's perspective. Moonglum is just one of many doomed companions of the White Wolf, eventually consumed by Elric's demonblade, Stormbringer.
Day Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko
This is part of an urban fantasy series of novels set in Russia by Sergei Lukyanenko. For thousands of years, the Others have divided themselves into two main groups: the Night Watch, who serve the Light, and the Day Watch, who serve the forces of Darkness. It's actually a bit more complicated than that, as members of the Day Watch are really more libertarian/anarchist in their philosophy than explicitly worshipping demonic forces. Each book is a collection of three loosely-connected novellas that lead up to a climactic ending in the third part of the book.
It's not bad. I like the general worldbuilding that underlies the setting. The Others are beings with some form of access to the Twilight, additional layers of reality beyond our normal senses. Wizards and witches are the most powerful able to access deep levels of Twilight, while shapeshifters and vampires tend to be weaker overall, but still dangerous to mortals.
The Inquisition maintains the balance between the Day Watch and the Night Watch, ensuring that neither one gets too out of hand, as that tends to have rather unfortunate consequences for the world, like wars, famines, plagues, and the usual disasters that cause untold misery and destruction across the globe, which we mere mortals attribute to the folly of man or the capriciousness of Mother Nature.
Newton's Wake: A Space Opera by Ken MacLeod
This story puts the "opera" in "space opera" by featuring a subplot with an actual opera performance. The main plot features a family of interstellar scavengers that use the monopoly of a portal network to loot worlds for lost technology. The Hard Rapture several centuries ago was the moment that the bulk of humanity transcended itself and became a hyperintelligent entity capable of godlike feats. For the survivors, they made do by leveraging some of the remnants of this technological feat to establish standard empires within the galaxy.
There are some interesting post-human effects explored within this story. For instance, because it's possible to backup and restore entire minds, death is no longer permanent with proper preparation and sufficient wealth. It means that people can almost treat life like a video game. This is exploited at one point when characters go to a world that's bombarded by neutron-star radiation, which is ultimately deadly, but the characters are able to survive long enough to fulfill their mission and "restore from backup."
Star Trek: The Next Generation #10: A Rock and a Hard Place by Peter David
The Prime Directive in the Star Trek universe has always been idealistic twaddle. This story hammers that philosophy home hard as we see what happens when a young Starfleet Commander has to stand by and watch atrocities occur so that the Federation can gain yet one more world under its sway. Neither the Klingons nor the Romulans abide by any such Prime Directive, ruthlessly exploiting any technologically primitive world for their own gain.
Commander Stone is assigned to the Enterprise-D so that Picard and his crew can instill some proper Starfleet discipline in Stone. His behavior has become erratic and unpredictable, though he's also brilliant in taking a third option whenever he can. Meanwhile, Commander Riker has been reassigned to assist Federation terraformers on a world where a mad scientist experiment has run amok.
I was surprised by the quality of this story, as it really does show the perils of command and how events can shape our lives. Stone seems like a sociopath, and to some extent he probably is, but then you find out his backstory and it all makes sense. It's very dark for a Star Trek story.
Star Trek #31: Battlestations! by Diane Carey
Unlike most Star Trek novels, this story is told in first person from the perspective of Lieutenant Commander Piper. She is recruited by Captain Kirk and Commander Spock to undertake a secret mission to uncover the truth about what happened to a group of scientists involved in the development of "transwarp" technology. Apparently there are a few different forms of this within the Star Trek Expanded Universe. In this story, it's a dimensional-warping device that will revolutionize space travel, but it's also highly unstable and dangerous. The scientist who developed the theory behind it wants to sell the technology to the highest bidder, which makes the Federation very unhappy.
It's a sequel to a previous Star Trek novel, Dreadnaught, but it's not necessary to read the previous story to understand what's going on in this story. LTC Piper is young and very unsure of herself, but find herself growing into her role as a capable leader and commander, which is why Captain Kirk assigned her to this mission, even though she didn't know about it until halfway through the story.
Singularity Sky by Charles Stross
I'm somewhat lukewarm on Charles Stross stories. He has a tendency towards over-exposition of his technology, as if he's trying to show off his knowledge. Still, he does have intriguing stories and this is one of them. The Festival, an alien "infovore" has arrived around a New Republic world, one based on a neo-feudalistic society modeled after late nineteenth-century Russia. The Festival provides unlimited goods for the local peasant population, in exchange for "entertainment" in the form of stories or just general knowledge. Meanwhile, the ruling aristocratic authorities are annoyed because they feel that control over their populace is threatened. Revolutionaries are spouting Marxist rhetoric that also threatens their rule.
Agents from the Echaton--the super-intelligence that actually rules humanity--have been dispatched to steer the New Republic from a disasterous course towards war against the Festival. The Festival is mostly harmless, but not defenseless and does respond to aggression with deadly retaliation. The Eschaton also wants to ensure that causality is absolutely preserved. Humans can travel at faster-than-light speeds only because of certain loopholes in causality. Attempting to circumvent those loopholes for strategic military gain is strictly forbidden as that would threaten the existence of the Echaton. It will ensure its own survival by making a sun go nova, so it's best to keep on their good side.
The Dragonrealm - Firedrake by Richard A. Knaak
After the passing of my cat Jasmine, I needed some "comfort" reading, so I opted to read a series of books that I've enjoyed for several decades. I remember picking up the first book, Firedrake, because it featured cover art by Larry Elmore and it was written by Richard A. Knaak, who had penned one of the best Dragonlance novels, The Legend of Huma.
On the surface, the Dragonrealm series seems like a generic fantasy series, but once you've read the first couple of books, you'll soon realize there's much more depth to it. The worldbuilding is amazing, with complex layers of reality the characters have to navigate along with intricate plots where you're not always sure who is in the right. The main characters such as Cabe Bedlam and Lady Gwen are decent, if a bit boring. The side characters, however, tend to be much more interesting. The Dragon Kings are not just generic villains. They operate in a complicated world and when we find out their origins, it explains a lot of their behaviors and ideology. The shadow steed Darkhorse is a unique entity in the multiverse, a sentient Void who just happens to enjoy taking the shape of a powerful horse. The Gryphon is a mysterious being originating from across the seas, ruler of the City of Knowledge. And Shade is a sorcerer supreme cursed with being immortal, but vacillating between good and evil in his incarnations.
I find it to be a very enjoyable series for the most part and I'm looking forward to reading through it again.
The Dragonrealm - Ice Dragon by Richard A. Knaak
In the sequel to Firedrake, the Gold Dragon Emperor has been defeated, but his brother the Ice Dragon now threatens the Dragonrealm. Cabe Bedlam and his wife, the beautiful Lady of the Amber Gwendolyn, must travel to the heart of the Ice Dragon's frozen domain before he can unleash a deadly spell that will cover the entire world in a new ice age, destroying not only all humans, but all life everywhere.
Meanwhile, Cabe's inhuman friend and ally the Gryphon is tracking down the source of the mysterious "wolf raiders" who furnished the Black Dragon with an inexhaustible supply of soldiers during the Black Dragon's siege of Penacles, the city the Gryphon is sworn to defend. He discovers that the answers to his questions lie in a continent across the seas...
The Dragonrealm - Wolfhelm by Richard A. Knaak
Wolfhelm is the third book in the Dragonrealm series and focuses on the adventures of the humanoid lionbird known as the Gryphon. His origins are shrouded in mystery, but he knows he came from a distant land across the Eastern Seas. That continent is ruled by the Aramite Empire, who worships the Ravager, a god that takes the image of a wolf. The Aramites are at war with the Dream Lands, a coterminus reality that overlays the Aramite Empire and threatens their existence. The Gryphon finds himself caught up in a struggle between ancient powers he barely understands, as he also struggles to comprehend his own origins. Where did he come from? Why is he unique? Why does the godlike Ravager fear him?
Numerous sources told BleepingComputer that hackers have been exploiting the cPanel flaw since Thursday to breach servers and deploy a Go-based Linux encryptor for the "Sorry" ransomware [VirusTotal].
Thanks, CPanel.
The problem with my server yesterday was hardware, not software - an SSD failure. It's not dead but ZFS automatically disabled it due to errors, which broke all the sites hosted there.
So I had backups from the previous day, and I now have backups from the moment it failed. If anyone lost anything important I can get it back.
It drops over and plugs into the Mac Mini, but looks like a miniature version of the original Macintosh from 1984, or at least the subsequent "platinum"-coloured model from 1986. It has a 5" 1280x720 colour screen, where the original had a 9" 512x342 monochrome screen.
It also has four USB-A ports, three USB-C ports (though that includes the one that connects to the Mac), HDMI, SD and microSD slots, and an M.2 2280 slot.
$170 for a USB-C model (presumably 10Gbit) and $340 for a Thunderbolt 5 model which is theoretically 80Gbit.
Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Please keep the horsing around to a minimum. We don't want to throw you in the corral of misery. Think there's somewhere else better to hang out tonight?? We say NEIGH!
Dolly Parton and King Charles happened to arrive at the Pearly Gates on the very same day.
They were greeted by an angel who explained that, due to a paperwork mix-up, there was only one opening available in Heaven that afternoon.
"I'm afraid I'll have to decide which one of you gets in," the angel said.
The angel turned to Dolly and asked if there was any special reason she should be admitted.
Dolly smiled, took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're two of God's most perfect creations and I'm sure it will please Him to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The angel thanked her politely and then asked King Charles the same question.
Without saying a word, the King walked over to a nearby restroom, pressed the handle, and flushed the toilet.
The angel immediately turned and said, "Your Majesty, welcome to Heaven."
Dolly stared in disbelief and said, "Hold on just a minute. I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down, and he just flushed a toilet. How does that make sense?"
The angel shrugged and replied, "Sorry, Dolly, but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair every time."
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A couple is asleep when their doorbell rings at 3am.
The wife shakes the husband and says "Honey, there's someone at the door."
The husband, irritated gets up and opens the door to an obviously drunk man.
"Can I help you?"
"Could you give me a push?" asks the drunk man.
"Hell no, and besides you are drunk" and slams the door shut.
As he gets back into bed, his wife begins to lecture him. "Don't you remember when we were stranded on the side of the road and people stopped to help us? You should go outside and help the poor man."
Realizing this, the husband gets dressed and heads to the door. Opening it, he realizes the man has left and yells out, "Do you still need a push?"
From the darkness, he hears a reply, "Yes, please."
Whether you're hosting a Kentucky Derby party or you're just craving a refreshing bourbon cocktail, this mint julep recipe is sure to hit the spot.
The key to making a great mint julep is making fresh mint flavored simple syrup.
Mint Simple Syrup:
2 cups water
2 cups white sugar
1/2 cup roughly chopped fresh mint leaves
Cocktails:
8 cups crushed ice, or as needed
32 fluid ounces Kentucky bourbon
8 sprigs fresh mint for garnish
Once you have your mint flavored simple syrup -
Fill eight glasses with crushed ice
pour 4 ounces bourbon and 1/4 cup mint syrup into each cup
Top each drink with a mint sprig
Crushed ice works best. It allows for dense packing in the glass / cup.
The process starts in each barn where it's the duty of a couple of employees to grab a shovel and start scooping.
"Twice a day, minimum, they go in and clean those stalls, where the wet spots are and the manure, and they basically bring in a wheel barrel and haul it out," Hargrave said.
Poo pits are strategically placed backside, fittingly, on both sides of most barns.
"We saw a truck carrying it out," a tourist told WDRB.
The semi, that can't have enough air fresheners in the cab, stops at Keeneland first.
"They'll go to an area there, and they'll dump it there, bail it," Hargrave explained.
Then it's off to mushroom farms. WDRB followed the scent to one in Tennessee.
Monterey Mushrooms in Loudon, just outside Knoxville, is the lucky recipient of three to five trucks full of "deposits" a day.
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Marco Rubio realizing he was that close to running Spirit Airlines. Now he can return the outfit.
A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot.
"Misplaced extra nipple" are words that don't commonly go together.
Integrating data from all continents and major biomes, we conservatively estimate 20 × 1015 (20 quadrillion) ants on Earth, with a total biomass of 12 megatons of dry carbon. This exceeds the combined biomass of wild birds and mammals and equals 20% of human biomass.
The current world population is about 8.29 billion which means there are about 2.4 million ants per person on earth.
No idea what you do with that information, but you're welcome.
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The story behind Little Miss Muffet. No wonder she was frightened away!
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Wheeler Walker, Jr. has his own take on the same subject. Language is not family friendly.
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Saturday Evening Movie Post [moviegique]: Over Your Dead Body
—Open Blogger
The Boy and I had a blast at this violent Jorma Taccone (MacGruber) black-comedy, but I couldn't help but notice this was the second romantic-dark-comedy in a row, after The Drama. Is Hollywood maybe inching its way back toward the perennial crowd-pleasing romcom genre, but can't find a straight path?
I have no idea.
When the movie opens, we see sad sack Dan (Jason Segel) being bullied on the set of the commercial he's directing, and he's very ostentatiously telling everyone within earshot about how he's going up to the cabin with his wife Lisa (Samara Weaving), and how she's insisting—insisting!—on going on this very dangerous hike by herself.
OK, so, obviously, he's planning to kill her.
When he gets home, one of his wife's girlfriends is leaving, and she smiles at him and says, "Happy hunting!" which is perplexing because of course he's not any kind of a hunter.
So, somewhat less obviously, she's planning to kill him.
This movie does a really excellent job of seeding little things throughout and then recontextualizing them through flashbacks. This is done for laughs, primarily, but Taccone manages—despite the mix of relationship dysfunction, serious violence and comedy—to give the film a pitch-perfect tone that treats its characters with respect—and, like The Drama, is weirdly, cautiously optimistic. Buried in the shenanigans is a fairly profound statement about how we exaggerate our neuroses, and it's only when we come up against some hard psychosis that we straighten out.
Where R Patz and Zendaya (in The Drama) are dealing with near lethal levels of cringe, Segel and Weaving are working on a much more primal level, and this is both more fun and more satisfying. Also more preposterous, but who cares?
Part of the non-working dynamic between Dan and Lisa is that Lisa, an actress, married Dan, a director, because as an older man with a vision, he had a clear path forward for his life. Seven years later, he's making pop-up ads, and he's encouraged (coerced?) her into being an actress in community theater, which has resulted in them burning up all their money. Dan is a spendthrift, impress-your-colleagues-with-reckless-spending kind of guy.
I had a little trouble with Lisa being only ten years younger than Dan, because Weaving is a younger, prettier, better acting Margot Robbie and Segel is halfway to being the crypt-keeper.
Seriously, this is The Muppets guy? I mean, accounting for acting, lighting, makeup—he still looks like he's melting, and he's, like, 45.
Sorry, dude. I look way older than nearly 29, myself.
Weaving, whom I've primarily seen covered in blood from the Ready or Not movies, looks like she's comfortably in her 20s. She's 34. Nonetheless, both she and Segel are by turns despicable, petty, cruel, sympathetic, pathetic—oddly real feeling for a movie like this.
Rounding out the cast is Timothy Olyphant, who's way prettier than Segel (and 12 years older) to say nothing of a haggard Juliette Lewis (who's right between Olyphant and Segel in age) and Keith Jardine, reprising his career-long role as a goon. He's funny in this. Paul Guillfoyle is Segel's I'm-Very-Disappointed-In-You-Son father, who thinks the problem with the younger generation (this would be X) is that they didn't have a Vietnam.
Guillfoyle, besides being a good actor you've seen in a dozen different things, has a relatively small part that really illustrates how well the story is constructed, and its attention to detail. As Michael, Dan's dad in the old-folks home, you could see his rambling as out of touch and just comic relief. But it's his cabin, and his guns in the cabin, and there's a great bit where he's driving a tricked out Honda or something and he can't get the radio to stop playing techno, which is very old folks, but then he starts to really dig the music, and you realize that, like every other aspect of this movie, nothing was "just a joke". It all contributes to story, to character and to an ultimate payoff.
It's very hard to find images of this film that aren't spoilers. So, let's just enjoy Weaving's high-waisted jeans which, at some points during the film, come up to nearly her armpits.
The writing, editing and direction are terrific. The camera moves purposely and without that sense of clichéd, pre-canned motions most films use these days. The music (both diagetic and not) also contributes to the story, as when Lisa and Dan can't decide on a streaming channel.
The only thing that would keep me from recommending it is the violence. It is increasingly brutal and graphic. The way Taccone uses this to maintain the tone is the sort of thing few Westerners can pull off. Early on, we are told to take the characters' intentions sincerely. They mean to do each other harm—they're just not very competent. But this incompetence leads to serious injury. And the movie takes increasingly dark turns without losing either its sense of humor or its earnestness.
It is, in some ways, much easier to watch than the very awkward The Drama, and certainly more fun—if you can stomach it.
Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. As advertised, the Wheel of Hobbies (TM) decided on a crowdsourced car repair as a theme for this Hobby Thread. (It also decided on a broader horsepower theme given the running of the Kentucky Derby.)
As per usual Hobby Thread etiquette, keep this thread limited to hobbying. All (legal) hobbying is welcome. Leave politics and religion to threads elsewhere. Pants are optional. As always, puns are welcome and encouraged.
Play nice and do not be rude. Do not be a troll and do not feed the trolls.
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And here we are. So it is written, so it shall be done. Think of it like our very own Car Talk (with Click and Clack), Under the Hood or Motor Medics. We can expand to anything with a motor - truck, RV, motorcycle, quad, etc.
Post your ills and mechanical gremlins. Post your stories of cars with unsolvable issues or possessed spirits. Post about things you've always wondered about.
Ideally, the experts among the Horde can join to offer their wisdom and advice. If they don't, the rest of us will make wild and uninformed guesses.
Either way, the advice is be free and Ace of Spades disclaims any responsibility for anything that happens in this thread.
Credit to RandomDave and ARiK for the suggestion.
Let's stick closely to fixing, restoring and and improving things with motors and engines. Having said that, the Kentucky Derby is scheduled to run during the course of the Hobby Thread, so talking natural horsepower will be considered on-topic.
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There are a shocking number of videos on DIY dent repair. Most are awful. This earned a place in the content because the guy uses boiling water and a toilet plunger.
Anyone do this type of repair yourself?
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Carburetor knowledge from Destin:
Fuel injector knowledge from Destin:
Engine knowledge from Destin:
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You'll need a few tools if you're going to work on your cars. This video is worth watching for the intro alone. I'll let others debate the advice and wisdom.
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How tires are made. I was going to include a tire repair video to be consistent with the theme but this was far more interesting.
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YouTube is full of channels that fix up damaged cars - usually, the more crazy and infeasible, the better. This thread needed at least a representative of the genre, so this is the most entertaining without going over the top I could find:
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"How Hard can it be?"
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From the Horde: There are repairs, and then there are repairs.
Before:
After:
Here's one of my current projects, rebuilding the engine for Mrs fd's '95 Nissan 240SX. After 200K miles it was kind of nasty inside. When finished it will look and run brand new. The car is getting a paint job too, after the engine is back in.
I now have the newly re-bored block, polished crank, and rebuilt head sitting on the bench awaiting reassembly, and all the other parts gathered. Hopefully the whole project, bodywork, paint, etc, will be done by the end of the year.
Hat tip: fd
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In honor of fd's project, here is SuperfastMatt (if you mix dry humor and a little mad scientist flavor together, you get SuperfastMatt):
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Is a demolition derby the automotive equivalent of a Viking burial?
My uncle and first husband entered the destruction derby one year and I was given carte blanche to paint on it. I painted the hood as a sunrise and the trunk as a sunset. And the required stuff. My contribution, lol.
My stepbrother, before his racing days, entered the destruction derby now and then. The only year we didn't go was the only time he ever won. Damn!
And finally, the last destruction derby I attended decades ago, someone entered a gorgeous old woody station wagon and the entire crowd was heartbroken. Some were even talking about heading to the pits to try and buy it before it got wrecked. What a shame.
Hat tip: NorCal Sierra Foothills Lurker
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This is a 2+ hour video showing a restoration of a 1926 Model T. I was intending to save it for a car restoration theme someday, but the odds of forgetting are high. It is entertaining and included to represent a very different era of automobile.
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Since we're talking cars, it is appropriate to acknowledge the passing yesterday of Alex Zanardi.
Alex was a professional racing driver. Until 2001, he was known for his spirit, his smile and laugh, and his unbeatable speed. He racked up open-wheel wins and championships. In 2001, he was involved in this huge crash.
His car is not the blue one to the right coming into the frame at top speed. His car is the red one to the left. All you can see is the front wheels and bodywork. The car was bisected. He was in the back half of the car, but without his legs.
From that point on, he became known for the pivot to survival and recovery. He had an amazing attitude that took him back to racing (sports car and touring car with modified controls) and paralympian cycling (gold medalist).
He may have had no legs, but he had an enormous heart.
RIP Alex.
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Did you miss the Hobby Thread last week? We did an beekeeping and honey theme. The comments may be closed, but you can re-live the content.
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Special thanks to all the beekeepers who posted last week. I'm continually amazed by the breadth and depth of knowledge and experience among the Horde.
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Words of wisdom:
"Because despite all our troubles, when things are grim out in that wide round world of ours, that's when it's really important to have a good hobby." Posted by: tankascribe at June 22, 2024 07:41 PM (HWxAD).
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If you have trouble finding something in the content or comments that resonates with you, contribute your own. Send thoughts, suggestions and photos of your hobbying to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Do mighty things.
My cat Jasmine crossed the Rainbow Bridge on Wednesday, April 29.
She was 13 years old, going on 14.
She first came to my attention when I saw a picture of her on the local animal shelter's website. I was looking for a companion for my first cat Penny and Jasmine's picture just called out to me. I went over to the animal shelter and was able to adopt Jasmine.
It took her a few months to get acclimated to my house. She had a tendency to hide anywhere that was big enough to fit a cat, such as under my recliner and even in the drawers in my TV table. Penny didn't like her much at first, but then they figured things out and soon enough I saw them both sitting in my office chair like boon companions.
For the past 13 years Jasmine has been the perfect little lap kitty, just the right size to fit in my lap, purring contentedly and giving me head bonks to show her affection.
I will miss her dearly, but I was able to be with her until the end.
She passed knowing that she was loved. Jasmine truly was a blessing from the Lord.
Best regards,
"Perfessor" Squirrel
Oh, we are crushed to hear that you have lost beautiful little Jasmine. She looks just like you have described her here and in past posts. Please give some extra love to your other kitties for us.
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Just inherited him, my son thinks he is broken. Does any other cat sleep like this? He even lets us trim nails while he is asleep like this
The Pigeonist
Pisces has a distinctive sleeping style. You're lucky about the nail trimming. Congratulations on adopting that sweet cat.
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Doof suggested on April 30 that this is the unofficial AOSHQ mascot.
These were here when we moved here, 30 years ago. They’ve never thrived but they produce a few flowers every year.
Gorgeous. And it's amazing that it has survived that long. I think that's a bearded iris, but you live in Pacific Coast Iris territory. Here are two photos said to be of 'Chief Sequoia', an iris of this type. The first is from Garden.org, the second from Pcn. You can decide for your self if one of them might be mis-identified.
There are also hybrids between Pacific Coast irises and bearded irises that are easier to grow outside their territory.
And here is a link to the Pacific Coast Iris page from Heritage Irises, based in New Zealand, with links to other iris blogs from around the world. You will note that some Pacific Coast Irises have tan or brown tones.
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Kindltot:
I did my first canning for the season. The rhubarb is just getting ready to harvest.
I also bought lids for quite a while, because they were on sale. Fillmore Container has the lids on sale, if you buy regular mouth Superb canning lids, they are $.08 each, if you buy the case.
Great deal! Happy Canning!
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Ah, Nature
Plants can sense the sound of rain, a new study finds
Experiments by MIT engineers show rice seeds sprout faster to the sound of rain.
Cheers, TRex
The next time you find yourself lulled by the patter of rain outside your window, think how that same sprinkle might sound if you were a tiny seed planted directly below a free-falling droplet. Would you still be similarly soothed?
In fact, MIT engineers have found the opposite to be the case: Some seeds may come alive to the sound of rain. In experiments with rice seeds, the team found that the sound of falling droplets effectively shook the seeds out of a dormant state, stimulating them to germinate at a faster rate compared with seeds that were not exposed to the same sound vibrations.
Thanks for passing this along, TRex! Fascinating. Rain sounds at the link.
But what if, instead of culturing hives of bees, you wanted to start a butterfly house, or volunteer at one, or visit one? Maybe you could hatch some Glasswing Butterflies!
one of the most elegant tricks in nature
the Glasswing butterfly doesn’t just have “clear wings,” it has engineered invisibility at the nanoscale.
Here’s what’s really going on beneath that idea 1/🧵
The breeding season begins when male butterflies form leks and attempt to attract mates. Males consuming Asteraceae flowers extract pyrrolizidine alkaloids, compounds that enhance their scent to attract females.
This behavior is common among male ithomiine butterflies, including glasswings.
The butterfly species mates polygynously. Males compete fiercely in communal areas, using scent signals derived from pyrrolizidine alkaloids obtained from their diet of toxic plants. These signals are vital for reproductive success and allow males to stand out.
Some male butterflies of other species, like swallowtails, may gather at mud puddles or stream banks for moisture and minerals.
The butterfly species mates polygynously. Males compete fiercely in communal areas, using scent signals derived from pyrrolizidine alkaloids obtained from their diet of toxic plants. These signals are vital for reproductive success and allow males to stand out.
What Do Adult Butterflies Eat?
The adult butterfly feeds on nectar from perennial flowering plants, including various members of the Asteraceae family. Their diet supports high energy demands for long-distance flight, and the secondary chemicals they ingest help reinforce their toxic defense strategy.
Butterflies obtain these chemicals by drinking from toxic plants or even decaying organic matter, depending on availability. While their appearance may suggest fragility, their physiology and diet are well-adapted to the rigors of tropical life.
Where Do Glasswings Live?
Glasswing butterflies are found throughout Costa Rica and other South American countries like Colombia, Peru, and Ecuador. Their habitat includes humid forests and rainforest edges, often at elevations where other tropical lepidoptera thrive.
Population density differences can occur based on habitat, food availability, and environmental conditions.
Glasswings are arboreal and spend much of their life in the canopy, away from the forest floor. Their preferred host plants include species in the Solanaceae family, where eggs are typically laid.
So it sounds like they get toxic chemicals from two families of plants! And they look so delicate!
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From NorCal Sierra Foothills Lurker
These are some of the wildflowers on our property before Honey weedeats everything.
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Just wanted to show you the pond lillies. They’re opening today.
Respectfully, CrotchetyOldJarhead
Those are wonderful!
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If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening Thread, the address is:
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How many people here expected the visit between President Trump and King Charles to turn out as friendly as it did? Somehow, the long history between the UK and the USA became just a personal visit. How did that happen?
A lot of surprising things have happened this week that are based in long stories. But some of the events which occurred during the week took me by surprise. They fit well in Ace's "Quick Hits".
U.S. — The growing rift between the political right and left in the country became even more evident this week, as a new poll showed that a majority of Democrats believe the Lincoln assassination was staged.
Though long held to be a historical fact, a plurality of Democratic voters went on record in a research study to confirm that they now suspect that President Abraham Lincoln was never actually assassinated by John Wilkes Booth, and that the entire incident was simply an elaborate hoax.
"That whole situation was suspicious," lifelong Democrat Dean Stinson posted on social media. "Sure, the government and the educational system want you to believe that President Lincoln was shot by John Wilkes Booth at Ford's Theater, but let's be honest here, things don't add up. First of all, do you know what John Wilkes Booth did for a living? That's right — he was an actor. Actors literally spend their time playing roles and pretending. Sounds like just the guy you'd want to pull off a staged assassination, am I right?" . . .
Unfortunately, the right-ish "all-conspiracy" site I mentioned last week also suggested that the attempted assassination could have been staged to increase Trump's popularity. No consideration was given to how the suspect was recruited.
U.S. — Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman carrying a detailed, 47-page manifesto entitled "Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump."
The document reportedly provided a handy bullet-pointed list of grievances along with a helpful table of contents detailing primary and secondary motivations for wanting to kill the president, but after hours of reviewing the manifesto, journalists came up empty as to who the gunman may have been targeting and why.
"It's a mystery," said CBS correspondent Norah O'Donnell, thumbing through the papers. "See right here, the gunman says that he plans to use a gun to shoot President Donald J. Trump, and explains that he's doing so because he believes that Trump is a dangerous fascist who must be stopped at all costs. I wonder who the gunman is talking about here? Who was he after that night, and for what reason? We may never know."
Experts explained that the gunman's repeated references to President Trump, including a chapter called "Yes, Trump Is My Target, And Here Is Why," should not be taken as definitive evidence of intent.
"This is going to be a tough nut to crack," said CNN's Kaitlan Collins. "We're looking at everything. What drove this man to attempt such a heinous act? Was it class imbalance? Was it gluten? The search has only just begun."
And the "all-conspiracy" site is in a double-quandary, since they don't trust anyone to accurately report what the manifesto says. But this might get them going:
Then-President Ronald Reagan was outside the Washington Hilton, the venue where the WHCA dinner is held each year, in 1981 when a man named John Hinckley Jr. made an attempt on his life.
The problem we deal with every day, via Ed Driscoll:
Bill Maher just brought up some of Gavin Newsom’s biggest failures right to his face — including California’s DISASTROUS high-speed rail project, to which Maher said:
“I say this as a friend, you got to let that train go!”
Leading the week’s news was the Democrats’ third failed assassination attempt against President Trump. Murder isn’t funny, but that didn’t prevent meme-makers from weighing in. The rest of the week’s news was lighter: King Charles visited America and addressed Congress, and it turned out that Democrats love kings after all. James Comey was indicted, the SPLC continued to draw fire, and Ilhan Omar displayed a remarkable grasp of world history.
So here we go–The Week In Pictures, Missed Me Again Edition. This week features three pirate-related memes, which must be a record. Watch for them:
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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List
Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.
Prayer Requests:
3/10 – Update on Susan, who we have been praying for as she battles cancer. She is hospitalized again with an infection in her colon that quickly turned bad. The doctor says the signs are sepsis but they are running tests to make sure. The good news is that the pancreatic cancer was and is responding to the chemo and her cancer numbers are going down. God bless and thank you!
3/23 Update – Susan finally was able to come home. She is doing better than expected. Thanks to everyone for your prayers.
4/18 Update – Susan is doing outstanding. Her weight is better than expected. They have increased her dosage for chemo, and her cancer numbers are the lowest they have been since they started keeping track of them. They are so thankful for the mercy they have received. Thanks to everyone for the thoughts and prayers.
3/14 – Retired Buckeye Cop asks for prayers for Mrs. Cop’s cousin, “A.B”. He has been diagnosed with cirrhosis of the liver. He is a retired police officer who was hit by a car years ago. He attempted to deal with the pain by self-medicating with too much Tylenol, which ended up poisoning his liver. His only alternative is a liver transplant, but he is uncertain if he wants to have surgery.
4/11 Update – A.B. got a second opinion and testing determined his live score was 15. (21+ means transplant time.) That’s bad, but not as critical as initially thought. He went to the Cleveland Clinic for a third opinion, and testing found that his score had dropped to 9 and a liver transplant was not even something to consider. The doctor suspected a reaction to Ozempic and told him to stop taking it for 6 months.
3/21 – FenelonSpoke asked for prayers for her son, who is still looking for work. He has a horticulture major, and would ideally like something related to research, but he is certainly willing to labor outdoors.
4/10 Update – FenelonSpoke’s son got a job. She sends her thanks to everyone who prayed on this thread here and elsewhere.
3/28 – Hrothgar asked for prayers for a dear and long time close friend and former neighbor, Daniel, who is scheduled for open heart surgery in mid-April. Prayers for his wife would be appreciated as well, as she will be carrying a heavy load for the next few months.
4/18 Update – Daniel survived his complex open heart surgery. He is sitting up and it seems like it went well, but they are not going to release him as quickly as he would like, so he is not happy. Thanks to the Horde for the prayers and please keep praying for his dear wife, who now has even more to put up with.
3/28 – Jordan61 posted that Mr. Jordan61 is back in the hospital. His sepsis has returned and gotten into where his compression fracture is, and he has vertebral osteomyelitis. The doctor is supposed to come in today and let them know the plan.
4/9 Update – On 4/1 Mr. Jordan61 was released from the hospital with six weeks of IV antibiotics, which Jordan61 is administering every 8 hours. He’s in a lot of pain; they’ve given him oxy, fentanyl, and dilaudid, and nothing seems to touch it. From what they were told, the pain won’t subside until the infection is cleared up. For the time being, he is bed-bound and they are limiting his movement as much as possible to keep the pain to a minimum. Jordan61 will send updates with progress.
4/25 Update – Mr. Jordan61 is making slow but steady progress. He can get up and walk for short periods of time, and can sit in the living room for an hour or so per day. He is halfway through the IV antibiotics, with 3 weeks to go. A physical therapist will be coming to help him build strength and learn how to move without aggravating his back injury. Thank you all for the prayers!
4/3 – Teresa in Fort Worth posted an update. Her chemo seems to be holding things steady for now. Unfortunately, as she is receiving a steroid, she has gained about 25 pounds. Her blood sugar has also jumped up about 40 points (which only happens when she is on steroids).
4/24 Update – Teresa in Fort Worth provided an update: The pump that was put in to battle cancer in December can only be used for 6 months. After that, it starts to damage the liver. So she may have to go back onto the medication that made her lose her hair and messed up her vision and nails, and then return to this medication after a break. This is not good news, since this new medication is working so well. But for now, she is doing well and is incredibly grateful for the time that she has been given so far.
4/4 – Reforger posted that his wife’s father passed away on 4/3. After a 50 year battle with Hep C, he fell and broke his neck. He lasted about a month, in and out of induced comas, and now the pain is over. Reforger lost his father on Holy Saturday (years ago) and now his wife lost her father on Good Friday.
4/11 – Eromero craves prayers for Mrs. E., as she has been diagnosed with lymphoma. She begins infusions on 4/23.
4/25 Update – Mrs. E. reports that she feels fine. Praise be to God that she has had only one distressful episode during the infusions. Thank you for all the past and continued prayers.
4/18 – Vmom deport deport deport asked for prayers for Captain Whitebread, who is back in ICU with a leg infection that sounds very serious. She also asked for prayers for her husband’s mental and emotional well-being as he faces transition of a possible forced retirement in 3 months.
4/29 Update Captain Whitebread’s son posted that Captain Whitebread had several more infections and passed away on 4/29.
4/18 – Warai-otoko offered a prayer of thanksgiving that he got a new job that he is really enjoying. Wifey also got an offer for a new job that sounds great, after a decade of putting up with her old job.
4/18 – fd posted that MIL went into the hospital with multiple issues. Then Dad went in. MIL is still there, and Dad is out. Both will be okay – as well as can be expected for 87 and 89 year olds. Also GSD Bruno started chemo for lymphoma and is responding well. Prayers from the Horde have helped.
4/18 – neverenoughcaffiene asked that Devyn be kept in prayers. She is a young mother of 2 with a mass on her esophagus. The Doc said it was scar tissue and hopefully the second opinion will agree.
4/18 – Smell the Glove could use some prayers as therapy and rehab occur after gout/sepsis.
4/25 Update – Thanks for your prayers. The extreme gout has cleared and the nasty wound is healing.
4/18 – PA Dutchman asked for prayers for his family. His dad passed away on 4/9 after complications from a fall. He was 95 and a veteran of the Korean War, 34th Inf Rgt. Mostly prayers are need for PA Dutchman’s mom, who is absolutely heartbroken.
4/18 – PabloD has been having dizzy spells for the past few weeks. He is seeing a doctor soon, and is requesting prayers that figure it out and that it’s nothing too serious.
4/18 – Sam Adams requested prayers for a friend, Mary F, who was just sent to a long-term recovery facility after having a tracheostomy.
4/18 – Doof provided an update on his mother. She is doing better. She moved into her own room in an assisted living facility. It’s walking distance from Doof’s house, which is great. Her mental state has improved dramatically. She can no longer walk but she does stand with some assistance and can transfer between a wheelchair and bed or a lift/recliner chair. This facility is more of a home and less of a hospital, which hopefully will provide a good opportunity for her to enjoy life. He appreciates the Horde’s prayers and asks for prayers that she settles in comfortably and develops new friendships.
4/24 – Notsothoreau asked for prayers for a friend’s father (Cory), who needs prayers for strength and peace as he is going through some troubled times.
4/27 – Matthew Kant Cipher sent his thanks to those who prayed for his friend Layne (who is also his son’s FIL). The Horde may recall that in August, Layne was diagnosed with bladder cancer. He has since undergone courses of chemo, immunotherapy, and radiation. His latest scans came back clean. The cancer is in remission; praise be to God! Prayers are also humbly requested for Mrs. MKC, who is dealing with a new flare-up of a GI condition that had been leaving her alone until a recent procedure re-aggravated it. It is very frustrating/discouraging as she waits to see a new GI doctor.
4/25 – Retired Buckeye Cop asked that we would continue to lift his 16 year old grandson (LH) up in prayers, as LH continues to consider the call to priesthood in the Catholic Church. LH recently went to a meeting with a group of young men who are considering the priesthood.
4/25 – Fenelon Spoke asked for prayers for “I”, who Fenelon visited and anointed with oil, and prayed for healing of her health concerns.
For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update.
2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.
It's been a while since we've had a big tech news story. No disasters, no miracles. Things haven't suddenly gotten better - or at least, not much, and they haven't gotten drastically worse.
Although it's not a zero-day and the kernel has already gotten a patch, the short disclosure window gave distro makers relatively little time to react. Affected variants include (but aren't limited to) Ubuntu 24 (version 26 was just released last week), RHEL 10, Suse 16, and Amazon Linux 2023. Even Windows' WSL2 is affected, and all it takes is 732 bytes to do it.
Fortunately for me, only one server was potentially vulnerable, and that one didn't have the affected module loaded, and I've now disabled it completely.
If you've already installed Ubuntu you are still able to load updates - like the patch for the so-called CopyFail bug mentioned above - from the numerous mirrors, which don't seem to be affected at all.
My other server - not this one, but where my own blog and many others are hosted - decided to drop dead, completely unrelated to all the other drama going on in the Linux world.
Fortunately I set it up years ago to make migrations easy - and to keep backups separate from the system disk. But it still took a few hours to get it all working smoothly.
The silverfish lining is that I've wanted to do this for months but it never hit the top of my to do list. I already had a new server, twice the size of the old one and actually cheaper. So that's where those sites are running now.
There's a weird online trend lately of posting videos of Indians dying in incredibly stupid ways. I don't know where it came from, but it's been all over lately. A lot of western folks wonder why bystanders in the clips often just stand by and don't try to help.
Well, Indian society has a cultural norm that explains it:
Izzat
Couple that with another aspect of their culture:
Jugaad
Together these form a culture that is rather antithetical to traditional western norms
The fascist state of Vermont banned a small Christian school from all sport and academic competitions because they forfeited games against schools featuring male cheaters on their "female" teams. But they're now faced to pay a half million in damages (which seems... inadequate).
Vermont pays $566K in damages, legal fees to Christian school it banned from all sports competitions for years
A settlement agreement following mediation was finalized Tuesday after the school was barred from athletics and academic competitions for two years
FIRST ON FOX: State education agencies in Vermont have paid over $566,000 in damages and legal fees to a Christian school that was banned from all sports and academic competitions for two years after its girls' basketball team refused to compete against a trans athlete in 2023.
A settlement agreement following mediation was finalized on Tuesday that awarded the plaintiffs, including the Mid Vermont Christian School and its law firm Alliance Defending Freedom (ADF), the $566,000.
Fox News Digital reached out to the Vermont Principals' Association and the Vermont State Board of Education for a response.
The settlement comes after a years-long saga in which all the school's sports teams, and even its academic teams, like spelling bee and mathletes, had to travel out of state to compete against other schools.
The conflict dates back to an afternoon early in the 2023 school year at Mid Vermont Christian, when the school decided to forfeit a girls' basketball postseason game against a team with a trans athlete.
Their Christian faith was more important to them than a game. But it was still a hard call, and it brought some tears.
"We were all in agreement that the right decision was to not compromise our beliefs and to withdraw, but the conversation with the players was the hardest," Mid Vermont Christian girls' basketball coach Chris Goodwin told Fox News Digital.
"Because you play a 20-game season, and you put in the work and the expectation is that you enter the postseason tournament with a shot to see how you're going to do and to see how far you can get. So there were some teary eyes, and some sad faces, but in the end, they all really did understand that it was the right thing to do."
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But it was about to get much harder for not just the team, but for the entire school of about 111 students.
Within days of the forfeit, they learned the consequences escalated far beyond a single game. The Vermont Principals' Association banned the school, not just from basketball, but from all athletics and a range of academic competitions.
"Almost immediately... they came out very strongly," Goodwin said. "We were going to be banned from all athletic competition in the state... and then on top of that... science fairs and spelling bees."
What followed was not a single lost season, but years of dislocation. The school was forced to arrange competitions with schools out of state just to make sure their extracurricular programs could continue.
Instead of short bus rides to nearby schools, teams traveled hours across state lines. Familiar rivalries disappeared. Home gyms sat quieter.
"The travel is probably triple," Goodwin said. "You're getting back at 10 o'clock at night... kids trying to do homework. I don't want to say there's a nightmare, but it was difficult."
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ADF Senior Counsel Dave Cortman told Fox News Digital that he was shocked at how firmly the education authorities in Vermont wouldn't back down from their sweeping sanction on the small Christian school.
"It's been surprising how much the state has dug in their heels," he said. "The arguments they've made... even saying your beliefs are wrong...
"Their message was, 'in order for you to follow your religious beliefs, boys are boys, girls are girls, that would actually violate their nondiscrimination policies.' So the irony of it was, they were discriminating against religious schools."
In Formerly First World (FFW) country Australia, women are being forced to sign pledges that they will not object to playing a team packed with five (5!) male cheaters, will not protest being forced to play against male cheaters -- not even silent protests, like taking a knee -- and will not forfeit games to avoid being injured by the five male cheaters.
By the way, the "Flying Bats," packed with not one, not two, but five male cheaters, were the undefeated champions (17-0) of the Premier League. Gee I wonder how they managed that.
Sydney's Flying Bats sparked debate after an unbeaten title run, as new league rules now require teams to play them, with penalties for refusing fixtures.
Women's football in Sydney is facing a heated debate.
The focus is on Flying Bats FC, a club that won the 2024 season unbeaten and has since become the center of controversy.
The team, which included five transgender players, won the title without a single loss. They scored 65 goals and conceded only four.
According to reports, they recorded six clean-sheet wins, including two in the semifinals on the way to the final.
A clean-sheet win is a win where you do not give up any goals to the opponent. Boy this team must really practice hard!!!
Women are being forced to sign this pledge as a condition for playing in the league at all.
Note that there is an intersex league that permits men and women to play together, but the male cheaters refuse to play in that league. They want to beat up women because they're envious that the women are women and they are not.
We usually give just one judge our "Dishonorable Judicial Conduct Award" but the opinion recently issued by two judges on the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, Clinton appointees M. Margaret McKeown and Ronald M. Gould, was so outrageous -- and so outside the law -- that we felt compelled to give them both our April award.
Olympus Spa v. Armstrong began as a lawsuit by the owners of two Korean spas that limited entry only to "[b]iological women." They refused entry to a man claiming to be a woman who had not had surgery to change his intact male genitals, and he filed a complaint with the Washington Human Rights Commission (WHRC).
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Lee, who replaced the notorious liberal icon Stephen Reinhardt, provided important context for this case. Korean spas, he explained, are "steeped in centuries-old tradition" and focus on "rejuvenating the body and mind through treatments" that "require their patrons to be fully naked."
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McKeown and Gould, Lee wrote, are telling Olympus Spa that "women -- and girls as young as 13-years-old -- must be nude alongside patrons with exposed male genitalia as they receive treatment." Plus, the female employees will be forced to "provide full-body massages to naked pre-operative transgender women with intact male sexual organs."
The spa's owners explained that their "Christian belief in modesty between men and women" is a "central tenet" of their "traditional theologically conservative" beliefs. But as Lee says, their "pleas fell on deaf ears," and there was a complete lack of sympathy for "members of a racial minority group who want to share their cultural heritage and provide a safe space for women and girls."
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Shockingly, the full Ninth Circuit refused the spa owners' request to review this outrageous three-judge decision. In his dissent from that denial, Judge Lawrence VanDyke (a Trump appointee) used graphic language to describe this miscarriage of justice. This case, he wrote, is about male genitals, plain and simple, although Vandyke used a much more graphic term about "swinging d**ks."
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VanDyke wrote that anyone disturbed by his choice of words should consider how much more distress Washington state and the Ninth Circuit are forcing upon women and girls in Korean spas. VanDyke added that while his "distressed colleagues appear to have the fastidious sensibilities of a Victorian nun," they have no such scruples "when it comes to the government trampling on religious liberties and exposing women and girls to male genitalia. That kind of selective outrage speaks for itself."
A confidential Canadian Forces Leadership and Recruit School report has revealed a complete breakdown in basic officer training following a surge in permanent resident enrolment.
One French-language platoon, which had over 80 per cent non-citizens, was reportedly wracked by an inability to communicate fluently, a lack of respect towards female CAF members and infighting between Cameroonian and Cote d'Ivoire candidates.
The Quebec platoon saw fewer than one in two recruits graduate, while allegations of racial discrimination were made in multiple directions, from candidates against staff and between candidates of opposing ethnic blocs themselves. Additionally, command saw "challenges" in training permanent residents as they lacked "respect towards women" peers and superiors.
"For many candidates it is the first time they have lived with members of a different sex, and for some it is also the first time they have been expected to treat women as their peers," explained the confidential report.
"Platoons are also reporting inter-candidate cultural frustrations, with lack of respect towards women being the most common concern."
Theory: A country whose military is made up 80% of foreign invaders will not be a country in ten years' time.
Katie Daviscourt 📸
@KatieDaviscourt
Breaking: The US Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled against anti-ICE protesters, issuing another block against a judge's order prohibiting federal officers from deploying crowd control munitions on protesters at the Portland ICE facility.
The three-panel decision, issued by judges Kenneth Lee, Eric Tung, "and Ana de Alba (dissent), reads as follows:
"The First Amendment does not protect vandalism, criminal trespass, or obstruction of law enforcement. Such unlawful acts, however, have been commonplace around the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement ("ICE") building in Portland over the past year."
Numerous provocateurs--many wielding bats, shields, and strobe lights that disrupt vision--have hurled bricks, smashed security cameras, and blocked the driveway to prevent ICE cars from entering or exiting the building. In response, the government has used tear gas, pepper balls, and other non-lethal munitions to disperse the crowd."
"Five plaintiffs sued the government, alleging that they are peaceful protesters who have been injured as a result of the crowd-control tactics. But they do not contend that they are collateral casualties caught in the crossfire--they claim that the government specifically targeted them in retaliation for exercising their First Amendment rights."
"The plaintiffs have not shown that the agents had the subjective intent to retaliate or that the government has an unwritten policy targeting them. Much of the evidence shows the government trying to clear the entrance to the ICE facility in the face of unrest and an unruly crowd. And while some individual incidents might indicate an arguably disproportionate use of force, they alone do not amount to an unwritten policy of retaliation."
Virginia? The state where they just rejected a black gubernatorial candidate in favor a white lady who immediately gerrymandered the state to dilute black votes? What is he smoking. https://t.co/LlEc8BPbMx
Trash clickbait mill the Daily Mail breathlessly reported that a pretty female JP Morgan executive had sexually harassed a male underling, drugging him with Rufies and telling him she would turn him into her "sex slave."
An investigation found there was no wrongdoing and that the charges were fabricated.
As proof, they offer this picture of the woman, and this picture of the Super-Stud she just couldn't help but rape:
All it took was this guy's photo for everyone to go from "wow this is a spicy story" to "ok this is total bullshit" https://t.co/YmXZA3xgtl
A Harvard-Harris poll finds the congressional race deadlocked at 50-50:
OSZ
@OpenSourceZone
Apr 28
2026 Congressional Generic Ballot Poll
🔴 Republicans: 50%
🔵 Democrats: 50%
Harvard Harris | 4/23-26 | 2,745 RV
A Yale poll finds the Democrat Fascist Party leading by a mere 2%:
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
Apr 13
🚨 WOW! A new poll just found the 2026 Congressional ballot is a near TOSSUP, with Democrats only up 2 points, 46%-44% -- Yale
At this point in 2018, Democrats were up by +7 points or more
Republicans in Congress should pass the SAVE America Act and win the midterms 🇺🇸
The Democrat-aligned Morning Consult poll can only conjure a 3% lead:
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024
Morning Consult poll | 4/20-4/26 RV
(Tracking poll)
Generic congressional ballot 2026
🟦Democratic 45% (no change)
🟥Republican 42% (no change)
Trump's approval rating fell to its lowest point in Trump's second term -- 40.8% according to the Real Clear Politics average of polls -- but that Based Camp guy who looks like a leftist points out that that's actually a good favorability rating for a second-term president. Obama averaged 41% approval during his second term -- and the leftist media continued insisting he was very popular.
I also think that Trump has put a lot of big bets on the table and most of them are going to pay out. So I expect his rating to go higher.
Hungry, a movie about a killer... hippo. I don't know if this is meant to be a serious movie or a half-serious one. They are making references to Hungry Hungry Hippos.
The final Jackass movie. These guys are too old to be taking shots like this.
Spider-Noir with Nicholas Cage. A series on Amazon, from Sony Pictures TV. So it's not giving Disney or Marvel any money. And I do like Spider-Man, Nicholas Cage, and Noir.
The girl from Happy Birthday 2 Me in an amnesia/hallucination movie. Her husband keeps telling her everything is okay. Or should I say "her husband" because come on, we've seen this kind of thing before.
Podcast: CBD and Sefton Charge the Democrats with fomenting violence against the nation with their rhetoric, Virginia redistricting going down the tubes? Trump's bully pulpit is not censorship, Lee Zeldin is a star, J.B. Pritzker is an idiot, and more!
ANOTHER LEFT WING ASSASSIN ATTEMPTS TO KILL TRUMP If I understand this, the left-wing Democrat assassin attempted to get into the White House Correspondents Association dinner, and was stopped at the magnetometers, which detected his gun. I guess he pulled out the gun and was shot by Secret Service agents. Erika Kirk was present.
Forgotten 70s Mystery Click You made me cry when you said good-bye 70s, not 50s Now that is a motherflipping intro
Podcast: Sefton and CBD wonder about the Chaos that Trump is creating in the minds of the Iranian junta, Virginia redistricting is pure power grab, Ilhan Omar is many things ...and stupid too! Amazon censoring conservative thought again, and the UK...put a fork in it!
The people in charge [Jews, of course -- ace] don't want you to know this, but Muslims love Jesus.
Islam reveres Him as a major prophet and messenger of the Lord, believes He performed miracles, and states that He will return to Earth to defeat the Antichrist. That's why Donald Trump's painting depicting himself as the Son of God offended the president of Iran. It was an attack on his religion as well as Christianity.
Trump's trolling tweet was ill-advised, but Tucker is just lying when he claims the Christianity-hating President of Iran was "offended" by this. He's one step away from announcing his official conversion to Islam. He literally never stops praising Islam. Well, he suddenly became Christian two years ago, there's not much stopping him from converting again.
You can track Tuq'r's official conversion to Islam with this Bingo card.
Podcast: CBD and Sefton talk Orban losing, but is it the end of Hungary? The Irish start a brawl, but is it enough, Pope Leo wades into politics, Trump calls Iran's bluff and blockades Hormuz, Artemis II! Swallwell is scum, and more!
People say that the bearded man in the video of Fartwell molesting a hooker looks like Democrat Arizona Senator Rueben Gallego, said to be Swalwell's "best friend" and known to take vacations with him.
Politico is reporting that multiple people have abruptly resigned from Eric Swalwell's gubernatorial campaign: "Members of senior leadership have departed the campaign, including Courtni Pugh, a strategic adviser who served as Swalwell's top liaison to organized labor groups."
So the campaign is collapsing due to the truth of the sexual harassment allegations.
That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the Swalwell campaign. UPDATE: No it wasn't, it was just Swalwell one-cheek-sneaking out a fart on camera
Eric Swalwell more like Eric Farewell amirite
thanks to weft-cut loop.
This is the dumbest AI bullslop I've seen in a while: the CIA can use "quantum magnetometry" to track an individual man's heartbeat from twelve miles away I wouldn't click on it, it's not interesting, it's just stupid clickslop. I just want to share my annoyance with you.
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