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Democrats Just Can't Stop Tributing Nazis and Then Lying About It
—Disinformation Expert Ace
Late last week, Mark Halperin reported that NRSC official told him that the dirt they're about to drop on the Nazi -- I guess being a Nazi isn't disqualifying in the "anti-Nazi party" -- that "he'll have to leave the state."
Now that is an exaggeration.
But radio host and former Breitbart editor Larry O'Connor said he'd heard that too -- well, he said he did more than hear it.
Larry said: "This is a bad man... I'm sorry, I hate to put it [in these terms,] but I have learned, and I haven't just heard, I know things about this person that will come out, the GOP is not joking about this, and frankly it goes beyond the Nazi tattoo."
Now I generally trust Larry O'Connor but I didn't mention it because I hate getting too far ahead of the news. But his statement that he hasn't just "heard," but knows for a fact makes me think this won't just be another round of campaign-scuttlebutt that turns out to be vapornews.
Meanwhile, a major Democrat donor is threatening a lawsuit against the Free Beacon because they "invaded her privacy" by reporting that she had freely admitted on a public post on social media that her grandfather had been a soldier in Hitler's army.
She's claiming that doesn't make him a Nazi. Um... I guess?
But she says he did escape to Brazil before the end of the war which, I don't know, I always kind of assumed was something that major Nazi figures did, and not just everyday soldiers in the Wehrmacht.
Kelly Neumann, a Michigan trial attorney and Democratic fundraiser, has threatened the Washington Free Beacon with "legal action" unless we retract our story about her Veterans Day Facebook post honoring her grandfather who served "on the German side" in World War II.
What an anodyne way to put it. He fought bravely in World War Two. But, you know, not for the army you might think.
And she did this on... Veterans Day. American Veterans Day. On American Veterans Day, she decided to tribute a man who killed Americans.
What a very weird Aryan flex on Veterans Day.
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"Happy Veterans Day to all my family and friends who serve/served!" Neumann's post read. "Interesting story, I do not talk much about but my Grandfather, Albert Neumann was on the German side in WWI & WWII. He escaped to Brazil with my father after Germany lost..."
Very interesting story, brah.
The post included several photos of the Nazi soldier in his Wehrmacht uniform. Neumann recalled that her grandfather was one of the first people to accept her as gay, which proved that "people can change and love can indeed win."
Well as long as your Nazi Army opa who fled to Brazil after the war was okay with you being a lesbian, everything's cool.
This isn't such a big deal, I guess. But what makes it creepy is that this woman, who obviously did not fall far from the fascist tree, is now threatening the Free Beacon unless they retract their 100% true story which merely quotes what she herself admitted.
Last week, the Free Beacon received a letter from Neumann's attorney demanding a "formal retraction" of the "false and defamatory" statement in the article. The letter was signed by Eugenie B. Eardley, another Michigan trial attorney who describes herself as the "First Lady of Law." She even has her own catch phrase--"seriously serious about the law"--which is ironic given the profound unseriousness of the threatening letter she wrote on Neumann's behalf.
For example, Eardley suggested the Free Beacon had not merely defamed her client, but may have also invaded her privacy by reporting on a post she made on the public Facebook account where she routinely shares photos of herself cavorting with Democratic politicians. That's because Neumann made the post "in her private capacity as a granddaughter," which sounds like nonsense.
It is nonsense. A public utterance is a public utterance. You cannot transmute it into private, confidential information by later claiming "I only said that publicly in my capacity as a private citizen who loves her Wehrmacht opa."
Her lawyer said that the Free Beacon falsely claimed he was a member of the S.S., which they said they never did. They also say they never identified him as a Nazi, but... I mean... he did flee to Brazil. I assume it wasn't just because he likes the lambada (the forbidden dance).
Democrats like the "I'm not an X I'm just a Y" defense. "I'm not a socialist I'm just a liberal" which is now "I'm not a communist I'm just a socialist."
And now: "He's not SS he was just a soldier in Hitler's army who fled to Brazil after the war."
It's about the people who spent years calling everyone on the Right a Nazi for the slightest association, only to line up like rank-and-file partisans behind a Democratic Senate candidate who wore a literal SS Totenkopf tattoo for 18… pic.twitter.com/I9Gp2I4dBp
Meanwhile, the federal magistrate who signed dozens of J6 arrest warrants is now whining that the Democrats' previous assassin is being treated harshly!!!
And the "harshness" was only putting him in restraints -- because he was on suicide watch.
Wait until this magistrate finds out about J6 prisoners held in solitary confinement for almost a year pre-trial!!! Won't she be mad then!!!
"Judge Zia Faruqui apologized to suspect Cole Allen for the treatment he's received so far while he has been behind bars. He's been put on suicide watch by the Department of Corrections, and the judge was asking why. An attorney from the government said that he was put on suicide watch because he told FBI agents that night of the White House Correspondents' dinner attack that he didn't expect to survive, and his language suggested that he really was not expecting to survive his trip to Washington, D.C., and the ultimate incident where he allegedly showed up with a weapon to try and assassinate President Trump. He's been charged with that crime.
"But the judge, very concerned about his constitutional rights, saying the defendant has requested a Bible, has requested meetings with his legal team, and that has not been allowed, he's been put in restrictive, 24 hour lockup, with no windows and a padded room without an opportunity to get out for recreation. So the judge making it clear that he wants answers by tomorrow morning about exactly what the housing determination will be made for the suspect in this case, out of grave concern about his constitutional rights. And that apology issued near the end of the hearing. And so, quite a moment just moments ago in federal court.
"Bottom line: Department of Correction said they wanted to make sure that he survived, that this is a high-profile case. All involved acknowledged it was a high-profile case. Again, the judge concerned about the treatment he's gotten since he was arrested after the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting incident. Sandra, back to you."
As I have reported—Zia Faruqui signed arrest warrants for hundreds of J6ers.
He has used some of the harshest terms to describe J6ers including those accused of no violence.
He is now APOLOGIZING to the psycho who tried to kill multiple people including the president pic.twitter.com/gsHaEVS1pJ
Assassination Prep works on the weak-minded, and the left is a cult of the weak-minded:
January, 2024. Moron Mark Ruffalo reposts obviously AI photos of Trump with young girls and claims the photos are real and from Trump on Epstein's plane.
Ruffalo eventually admitted the photos were fake and blamed Elon Musk for allowing him to be fooled.
Charlie Kirk's Head of Security Sues Cavernous Nostrils for Defamation After She Repeatedly Insinuates He Was Part of a French/Israeli/Egyptian/US Plot to Kill "Her Best Friend"
The former head of security for Charlie Kirk sued podcaster Candace Owens on Thursday for defamation, claiming that she falsely implicated him in a conspiracy to assassinate Kirk.
The former security chief, Brian Harpole, alleged that Owens, a right-wing firebrand, inaccurately accused him of meeting with Kirk's wife, Erika, at a military base a day before Charlie Kirk was shot at Utah Valley University in September. He is also suing Mitch Snow, a retired Army sergeant who stated on Owens' podcast that he was an eyewitness to what he described as the secret encounter.
In the 69-page lawsuit, Harpole, who owns a private security firm and worked for Kirk for several years, accused Owens of "engaging in a coordinated and deliberate campaign designed to defame" him.
He denied any involvement in any plot to assassinate Kirk and called Owens a "conspiracy theorist" who displayed a "pattern of seeking public attention and media exposure."
No lies detected.
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A spokesperson for Owens said she had no comment beyond what she said on her podcast. Snow did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
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In July, Owens was sued for defamation by Brigitte Macron, the wife of French President Emmanuel Macron, for claiming she is transgender....
Last month, Trump got involved, posting on Truth Social that Owens is an "extremely Low IQ individual" and sharing a doctored image that referred to Owens as "vile person of the year." He also called Owens' claims about Brigitte Macron "despicable." Two members of Congress this week introduced a bipartisan House resolution condemning Owens, as well a left-wing livestreamer, for "antisemitic hate-filled rhetoric."
KanekoaTheGreat
@KanekoaTheGreat
BREAKING: Brian Harpole -- Charlie Kirk's chief of security -- has filed a defamation lawsuit against Candace Owens and her source Mitchell Snow.
Owens publicly accused Harpole of conspiring with the U.S. military at Fort Huachuca to assassinate Charlie Kirk, alongside Erika Kirk, Rep. Mark Amodei, and Cabot Phillips.
Her own words promoting the story:
"Charlie Kirk was assassinated and our military was involved. I can't wait to share this information with you guys."
The story rested entirely on Mitchell Snow, who claimed he "inadvertently" walked into a top-secret meeting at the Army base on September 9, 2025 -- the day before the assassination -- where Harpole and twelve lieutenant colonels were allegedly finalizing the plot to assassinate Charlie Kirk.
Per the complaint, the claim is verifiably false:
→ Harpole was in Dallas that morning.
→ He has never been to Fort Huachuca.
→ Owens had his flight records -- she admitted as much on X -- yet kept publishing anyway.
From the complaint: "Without even a modicum of substantiated evidence, she has publicly accused Harpole of foreknowledge, participation in, and cover-up of the assassination of Charlie Kirk."
69 pages. Jury trial demanded. Seeking millions of dollars. Filed today in Tennessee.
The fact that Cavernous Nostrils knew that Harpole wasn't anywhere near Fort Huachuca the day the French/Israeli/Egyptian/US Military assassination-plotters were meeting will satisfy the absurd rule in defamation that you can only be sued for defaming a public figure if you acted with "reckless indifference" as to whether your defmation was true or false.
Dana Loesch reminded me the other day that Gal Sharpton's first attention-getting media play was... doxxing GamerGate conservatives.
Cavernous Nostrils has since advanced a new conspiracy theory: All of the defamation lawsuits against her are not caused by her rapid-fire Tourettes-like machine-gun defamation of everyone in the world, but by... Perfidious Jew Ben Shapiro.
Bren
@bren45000
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Candace is having a Britney Spears moment.
Let me explain what she just said:
1. Candace slanders Erika Kirk and accuses her of murdering her husband.
2. Candace implies that Charlie's head of security actually wanted him to be assassinated ... and intentionally orchestrated his murder.
3. Laura Loomer got annoyed with Candace attacking innocent people and decided to hit back by exposing some dirt from Candace's history--her husband's DUI and firearm charge.
4. And now Candace, instead of taking any responsibility whatsoever, has decided that the REAL CULPRIT behind everything is actually ....... Ben Shapiro ...... because he is a Jew.
He sat down with a New York Times "reporter" -- I assume because he thought she'd give him an easy time, as they're now on the same side -- and claimed he never implied that Trump was the Anti-Christ. When she read his words implying that Trump is the Anti-Christ, he claimed he never said those words.
It's on video tape, you lunatic.
Tucker Carlson: “I’ve never said those words. That word never left my lips.”
He also claimed that " " " They " " " are ruthlessly attacking JD Vance, persons apparently vaguely connected to Marco Rubio, and says he knows, for a fact, that " " " They " " " are engaging in this hateful disparagement operation against Vance.
When he's asked who this " " " They " " " are whom he claims he "knows" are attacking Vance, he says "I honestly don't know."
So once again, the "source" for all the things he "knows" is "Trust Me Bro."
I have to say, I don't even understand what his complaint would be, even if his Trust Me Bro "source" were accurate. This is a major thing that justifies the "Woke Reich" descriptor -- like the woke left, they attack people relentlessly and engage in endless reputation destruction, and then they whine that other people are attacking them (or a believed ally, like Vance).
Who cares if someone's attacking you or someone you consider an ally? That's politics, and that's literally what you do every single minute of your little-viewed podcast, you fucking whiny fat homo nepo baby bitch.
This is the exact kind of bizarre claim the woke left makes -- we are Special and allowed to defame our enemies all day long but if anyone says boo back to us it's a Hate Crime! Help us! Punching down, punching down!!!
Remember this very accurate meme of a woke feminist throwing shit over a wall at her enemies -- and then crying and Damseling when that shit is thrown right back?
I saw James Lindsey making this point before, and now Will Chamberlain makes it: The Woke Reich are now running RussiaGate 2.0.
What was the left's RussiaGate claim? That Trump was being blackmailed by a hostile foreign leader into carrying that leader's water for him.
And now the Woke Reich is making the same claim, but now it's Bibi Netanyahu blackmailing Trump with the Epstein files instead of Putin blackmailing him with the Russian Prostitute Pee-Pee Videos.
On @PiersUncensored yesterday, Buckley Carlson tried to suggest that Donald Trump "didn't want" to strike Iran but that he was "pressured" into doing so by Israel. Here's how I responded. pic.twitter.com/30Vz5EaAwx
US CIS Adopts New Aggressive Posture in Rooting Out Immigration Fraud and Denaturalizing Fraudsters: "USCIS Is Declaring an All-Out War on Immigration Fraud"
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has created a special team of criminal investigators to root out immigration fraud, equipping newly designated special agents with expanded law enforcement powers to investigate, arrest and prosecute violators and even denaturalize cheaters.
"We're going to get to a place where people are going to know that if they file, and they're going to file something fraudulently, or they're not giving us their full story, we're going to find that," United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) Director Joseph Edlow told Just The News.
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Edlow announced the initiative in September under a final rule that allows the agency to hire and train 1811-classified officers who can carry firearms, execute warrants and handle cases from start to finish without always referring them to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).
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In one early test of the heightened scrutiny, USCIS's Operation Twin Shield in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area uncovered suspected fraud in 275 of more than 1,000 cases reviewed during a 10-day surge of site visits and interviews. Edlow declared the operation part of a broader crackdown. "USCIS is declaring an all-out war on immigration fraud," he said. "We will relentlessly pursue everyone involved in undermining the integrity of our immigration system and laws."
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Individuals found to have committed immigration fraud, particularly in procuring naturalization through concealment of material facts, willful misrepresentation or illegal means, face potential denaturalization and subsequent deportation, according to U.S. law and ongoing enforcement actions.
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Recent examples include filings against naturalized citizens involved in tax fraud schemes, identity concealment to evade prior deportation orders and naturalization fraud via fake divorce decrees.
Meanwhile, fully invaded-and-occupied Sweden shuts the open borders door twenty years too late:
Pato Bonato
@patobonato
Translated from Spanish
🇸🇪 Sweden has just approved that to obtain citizenship, the following must be required:
- 8 years of residence
- Stable income
- NOT having received social benefits
- Swedish language exam
- Exam on Swedish values and society
If you don't speak the language or don't demonstrate that you understand how Sweden works → they won't give you citizenship.
Self-Proclaimed "Snapchat King" Eric Swalwell Sent Videos of Himself Masturbating to More Women, and Is Also Now Using Snapchat to Attack Women for Talking About His Masturbation Videos
Former Democratic congressman Eric Swalwell was accused by multiple women of sending sexual messages, including "videos of him masturbating," after becoming one of the first members of Congress to join Snapchat in an effort to restore "faith" in "democracy."
In a bombshell report on Sunday -- less than a month after Swalwell resigned from Congress after being accused of rape and sexual assault by multiple women -- CNN spoke to "more than a dozen" women who claimed the congressman had made them feel uncomfortable, both in person and online, over the past decade.
Several women told CNN that the congressman had sent them sexually explicit messages on Snapchat after he became "one of the first lawmakers to join Snapchat" and was heralded in the media as "the Snapchat king of Congress," according to CNN.
"We can restore a lot of faith that people have in their democracy by opening it up a little bit more," Swalwell told The Hill in 2016 after joining the messaging service. "Snapchat is a great way to do that."
Snapchat is a messaging app whose chief selling point is that messages and photos disappear after being viewed or after a period of time (if unviewed). It is purpose-built for adultery and dicpics.
However, it allegedly wasn't long before the congressman began to use his Snapchat account for purposes other than politics.
One young woman claimed Swalwell would send her Snapchat messages about her future, before asking inappropriate questions such as, "What are you wearing?"
Two other women told CNN that Swalwell sent them "sexually explicit messages and unsolicited nude photos and videos of himself" in 2021, while a third woman also claimed to have received "sexually tinged messages and videos."
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During the relationship, Swalwell reportedly sent "nude photos of himself and videos of him masturbating," which showed the congressman's "face and naked body."
The videos, which were saved by the woman, were shown to CNN.
"His stories would be his, like, congressional content, but then he would be sending me dick pics," she alleged, adding that Swalwell sent her another "explicit video" late last year, just weeks before he announced his 2026 California gubernatorial campaign.
In another alleged case, Swalwell reportedly wrote a letter of recommendation for a woman he had never met after sending her flirty Snapchat messages about her "sexy pajamas."
And he's still doing it. Even as he's being investigated (supposedly) in California and New York for rape, he's still sending out Snapchat messages to his victims.
Another young woman who connected online with Swalwell about a policy issue said he repeatedly sent her suggestive messages, offered to fly her to DC, and even wrote her a letter of recommendation despite never meeting in person.
"He would Snapchat me. He'd be like, 'What do you want to do with your future?'" she recalled. "And then he'd be like, 'What are you wearing right now?'"
More than a dozen women who spoke with CNN described interactions with Swalwell that made them uncomfortable over the last decade, from social media messages to in-person encounters to alleged attempts by the congressman to lure them to his hotel room. Some asked not to be named out of fear of retaliation.
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Similarly, Swalwell met Amanda Koski, a former Hill staffer and political operative, when she served him and his family while waitressing at a DC pizza restaurant. He asked for her phone number and later started messaging her about her involvement in politics, she told CNN...
The night after CNN spoke with Azari about the women's claims, Swalwell sent Koski a Snapchat message at 1:57 a.m. Eastern -- asking why she had screenshotted his chats and including screencaps of texts between the two of them.
"Given the accusations against him, attempting to gaslight or intimidate a woman on Snapchat at 2:00 a.m. isn't overly becoming of a person who has 'done no wrong,'" Koski told CNN.
Why are you saying I sexually harassed you when I sent you pictures of my dick? I wasn't harassing you. I just wanted your medical opinion about whether the mole on the tip of my penis looks cancerous or sexy. I thought it looked like a helmeted Cindy Crawford but I was a little worried about the uneven edges.
Live Updates: U.S. sinks 6 small Iranian boats as Iran launches attacks on UAE and a ship in Strait of Hormuz
Iran launched its first missile and drone attack on the United Arab Emirates since a ceasefire with the U.S. took effect on April 8, and it fired two drones at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz, UAE authorities said Monday.
The U.S. military said two commercial vessels safely transited the strait amid "efforts to restore transit for commercial shipping" under the Project Freedom initiative announced by President Trump.
The Iranian regime says it received a U.S. response to its latest 14-point peace proposal, which it says is aimed at ending the war, not extending the current ceasefire. Mr. Trump said over the weekend that he'd likely reject the Iranian proposal, as "they have not paid a big enough price."
Trump just stated that hostilities were officially concluded, backdating this to the start of the "hot ceasefire." That satisfies the 60-days-without-congressional-authorization demand of the unconstitutional War Powers Act.
What Iran absolutely should not do is attack American ships, because that would give Trump full legal authorization to counterattack them on his own authority.
And guess what they say they did?
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Iranian state media said earlier that forces fired "warning" shots, including missiles and drones, at a U.S. destroyer as it neared the Strait of Hormuz in the Sea of Oman.
CENTCOM said two U.S.-flagged commercial vessels transited the strait Monday under the auspices of Project Freedom, an initiative announced by President Trump on Sunday for the U.S. military to guide ships through the waterway.
Iranian authorities insist the strait is closed and only vessels with explicit permission from its military will be permitted to pass, while U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent insisted Monday that the U.S. has full control over the waterway.
Apparently they're now claiming they didn't attack-attack Navy ships. I don't know if they did or they didn't. I think their statement that they did should be taken at face value.
Trump announced that US Navy ships will escort tankers through the Strait, beginning today, in another attempt to defeat Iran's use of the price of oil against him.
President Trump said the U.S. Navy will start guiding ships from foreign countries through the Strait of Hormuz from Monday and warned that if Iran tries to disrupt the process, the American military will use force.
Why it matters: This move that Trump called "Project Freedom" is the most significant step by his administration to try and reopen the key strait since Iran shut it down early in the war.
While Trump claims the move is "humanitarian," it is a clear U.S. challenge to Tehran's effort to control the strait. An Iranian military response could spark a confrontation or even an escalation back to war.
Iran's attempt to shut down the free navigation of ships is also an act of war that authorizes Trump's retaliation on his own authority.
Update: CENTCOM is using slippery language -- they say they'll be guiding ships through the Strait, not escorting them. I am guessing this is for legal reasons. Trump doesn't want his domestic disloyal opposition claiming that if he "escorts" ships that's a violation of the War Powers Act.
Woke Pope Appoints an Illegal Alien as Bishop of West Virginia to Speak In Favor of Mass Amnesty, in a State That Is Only 2% Hispanic
—Disinformation Expert Ace
Via Instapundit, reports that the pope is a woke buffoon and leftwing culture warrior have been proven 100% true, by his own actions.
The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
Pope Leo's pick to be bishop of West Virginia is a formerly undocumented immigrant who was smuggled into the U.S. in a car trunk.
Bishop Evelio Menjivar-Ayala has called for Catholics to speak out against President Trump's treatment of immigrants.
Steve Deace
@SteveDeaceShow
This was not a dreamer. Evelio originally came here from El Salvador illegally as a grown man in 1990. He had already been deported at least once before. Soon after his arrival, he was granted TPS because of the civil war back home. Eventually learned English and became a US citizen in 2006. His is a sympathetic case from a bygone era when most of America thought we could look the other way at such things given the overall prosperous state of things.
But we are not now in that era.
Our national debt is now over 1,000% higher than it was when Evelio first arrived. Illegal immigration has swelled over 300%. Whole industries have replaced the American-born family man with illegal aliens. The amount of school children who only speak Spanish has doubled since 1990. The median age of a first time home buyer in 1990 was 28-30, while today it is 41. It was twice as likely a 30-year old man would be married with children in 1990 compared to now.
Barely 2% of West Virginia is Hispanic. Barely 1% of the state speaks Spanish. This is a purely political appointment by a woke pope trying to shoehorn his open borders agenda into a state Trump has won by 40 points three times. There's nothing prophetic here, but it's all shamefully political. An open borders agenda the pope himself isn't forced to abide by, because Vatican City has strict enforcement policies and walls. This is like if MSNBC picked offices in the church, all the while never allowing the illegals in Martha's Vineyard where their primetime hosts spend their summers.
MORNING RANT: There’s a Growing Preference Cascade for More Red States to Revoke the ABA’s Monopoly on Law School Accreditation
—Buck Throckmorton
Among the most powerful institutions captured by the left is the American Bar Association, with its monopoly power on law school accreditation. Until very recently, a degree from an ABA-accredited law school was necessary in all 50 states to be able to take the bar exam. Concurrently, the ABA had become radically left-wing, imposing its agenda on law schools. For instance, to maintain accreditation, the ABA had imposed a requirement that law schools demonstrate a commitment to diversity and inclusion, with statistical proof that its faculty and student bodies were diverse with respect to gender, race, and ethnicity.
As I documented at The American Spectator, Texas and Florida recently ended the ABA’s monolithic power, at least in those two states, and that the action of the two big red states should be a spark for other red states to follow suit. Specifically, ”The liberation of Texas and Florida law schools from mandatory, ABA-enforced woke orthodoxy is a major milestone. Other conservative states should quickly follow suit, helping accelerate the nullification of the ABA’s authority into a broad preference cascade.”
That preference cascade appears to be under way. The bright red state of Tennessee may be the next to defenestrate the ABA.
The Tennessee Supreme Court recently reached out to the Federal Trade Commission, seeking advice regarding the state’s reliance on the monopoly accrediting agency. Joined by the U.S. Attorney for the Middle District of Tennessee, the FTC has just assertively advocated for revoking the ABA’s monopoly in the state.
Federal Trade Commission staff urged the Tennessee Supreme Court yesterday to open law school accreditation to competition by reducing its reliance on the American Bar Association (ABA) in determining which law schools provide sufficient education for their graduates to take the Tennessee bar examination. The letter was joined by the U.S. Attorney for the Middle District of Tennessee and officials at the Department of Justice, Antitrust Division.
Responding to the court’s invitation to comment on whether it should “modify, reduce, or eliminate” its reliance on the ABA, the letter recommended reforms to the current process.
Here is a link to the full FTC letter, which is also signed by Braden Boucek, the U.S. Attorney for the Middle District of Tennessee.
While I’m not sure there should even be accrediting agencies – bar exam results should be the proof of whether a law school is doing its job well – I can state with authority that the imprimatur of the ABA should be considered a demerit for a law school. The American Bar Association is so comically partisan that when Joe Biden tweeted that the 28th Amendment (“Equal Rights Amendment”) was now the law of the land, the ABA lent its support, urging ”all bar associations and the legal community as a whole to support implementation of the ERA” in accordance with Biden’s tweet.
Every red state governor needs to start being asked what actions are necessary in his or her state to eliminate the ABA’s accreditation monopoly, and to be pressed for a deadline to get it done. The preference cascade against the ABA is picking up speed, and it should soon be a badge of shame for any red state to still allow the ABA to retain control over its law schools.
As I wrote about recently, Texas & Florida just ended the ABA’s monopoly on law school accreditation in those states. There needs to be a preference cascade through all red states to follow. Tennessee most certainly needs to do so. https://t.co/BLsTnCJY6p
We joined @FTC and @USAO_MDTN in a letter supporting Tennessee’s initiative to open law school accreditation to competition. The ABA’s regulatory monopoly over law school accreditation reduces Americans’ access to quality legal representation. https://t.co/kmDpTwQSab
“Mayor Rudy Giuliani is currently in the hospital, where he remains in critical but stable condition, the spokesperson said in a statement. “Mayor Giuliani is a fighter who has faced every challenge in his life with unwavering strength, and he’s fighting with that same level of strength as we speak. We do ask that you join us in prayer for America’s Mayor – Rudy Giuliani.” It’s unclear what ailment the 81-year-old ex-mayor and former Trump attorney is being treated for while in the care of a Florida hospital.
New Yorkers, you’ve been slacking — so the mayor wants to organize you. Mayor Zohran Mamdani isn’t happy that only 400 people showed up to last year’s Rent Guidelines Board hearings. In response, last Wednesday, he launched Organize NYC, a supposed volunteer effort to have New Yorkers participate in local government... Taken straight from the Democratic Socialists of America’s community-organizing playbook, Mamdani is calling it “a long-term initiative to bring mass public participation into the work of governing.”
Don’t be fooled. Organize NYC is a thinly veiled, taxpayer-funded effort to embed campaign-style political organizing inside city government, dress it up as civic virtue and deliver Mamdani’s campaign promise under a veneer of official neutrality.
Having been born and raised in New York, and coming of age during bad old days of grime and crime in the 60s and 70s, the Giuliani years were absolutely miraculous both in terms of making it America's nd arguably the world's premier city and a truly great place to live. Considering the city's long-standing status as a Democrat/Liberal if not necessarily hardcore leftist bastion (a few isolated pockets and a couple college campuses notwithstanding) Rudy's election and incredible success was somewhat miraculous all things considered, and a perpetually ultra-liberal/leftist city council underscores that.
And so when NYC was on life support it rebounded spectacularly. Perhaps both Rudy and the city itself can one day come back once again. Momdani is going to lay waste to Gotham, but this time around will there be an electorate that rises up to elect another Rudy or are the younger generations so brainwashed and self-absorbed as to make that utterly impossible. I fear that to be the case since as the saner/older cohort of the baby boomers pass away leaving nothing but the younger generations who have no real collective memory nor desire for America as founded and sane Western Judeo/Christian values, since they were barely if at all taught and raised with them.
Former Rep. Barney Frank spent decades as one of the Democrat Party’s most recognizable left-wing figures. Now, in what may be one of his final public warnings, he is telling Democrats that their loudest activists have pushed the party into territory the public simply is not buying. Frank’s warning, delivered as he enters hospice, is blunt. He is not attacking the left from the right. He is saying the left has made a strategic mess of things by turning its most controversial causes into purity tests and then acting surprised when voters balk. . . That is a polite Washington way of saying the fringe has taken over the message and made the party look reckless. Frank also sees a broader pattern in Democrat politics, one that should worry anyone who thinks slogans are a substitute for results. By his telling, too many Democrats have fallen in love with whatever the current thing is, regardless of how radical it is.
Well, as we have seen when (or if) voters balk then the Democrats wield molotov cocktails and rent-a-mobs along with assassins. Funny how he's complaining about the very thing that allowed him to be elected in the first place. In a way perhaps there is a sea change taking place insofar as the DOnald Trump MAGA revolution could not have taken place were it not for the utter disasters engendered by Clinton(s), and the Bushes and GOP-e are in the mix here, make no mistake, and then of course the insanity of Obama and Biden. Nixon's silent or not-so-silent anymore majority must still exist at least to a level that keeps things in check, but how long will that last and will the Socialist-loving Yoots take over the asylum or will America, that is Can America be reborn as we approach 250, or are we destined to fall?
On that cheery note... Here's wishing for a full and speedy recovery for Mayor Giuliani.
Trump imposed a blockade of Iran on April 12 after the Islamic regime imposed a toll on ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz. The move came days after Iran declared it would allow passage of 12 ships per day that paid a $1 per barrel toll in either Chinese yuan or cryptocurrency. Trump’s new announcement on Truth Social stated the “humanitarian gesture” addressing “victims of circumstance” would start Monday morning, local time. Trump Announces Humanitarian Mission To Free Ships Stranded By Iran War
Speaking to reporters before departing West Palm Beach, Florida, President Trump said he would review the proposal after being briefed only on the “concept of the deal,” noting, “They’re going to give me the exact wording now… I’ll let you know about it later.” Moments later, he underscored his skepticism in a Truth Social post, writing he “can’t imagine” the proposal would be acceptable in that Iran has “not yet paid a big enough price for what they have done to Humanity, and the World, over the last 47 years.” Iran Warns ‘Renewed Conflict Likely’ as Trump Rejects Latest Proposal — ‘Fully Prepared for American Foolishness’
Roger Kimball: Iran’s regime lost the war the moment American force and economic pressure exposed its bluff; what remains is the slow collapse of a terror state running out of money, options, and time. The Last Days of the Iranian Regime
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
Barely a week after the latest assassination attempt against President Donald Trump, federal agents arrested a Pennsylvania U.S. Senate candidate accused of leaving violent voicemails aimed at Trump and a member of Congress’ family. The suspect, Raymond Eugene Chandler III of Wilkinsburg, is now facing federal charges. U.S. Senate Candidate Arrested for Trump Threats
Modern Western unrest stems from a long institutional “war of position” that outlived its revolutionary purpose, leaving frustration, drift, and recurring political violence. Revolutionaries without a Cause (Absolute power is the cause - jjs)
Mamdani isn’t happy that only 400 people showed up to last year’s Rent Guidelines Board hearings. In response, last Wednesday, he launched Organize NYC, a supposed volunteer effort to have New Yorkers participate in local government. Mayor Mamdani’s new scam: Charge NYC taxpayers to hire his rent-a-mobs
The funding freeze adds pressure on Minnesota to address systemic vulnerabilities in its Medicaid program, with state officials now required to provide additional documentation to justify payment requests. The move could also influence broader anti-fraud efforts nationwide, as CMS and other federal agencies continue to scrutinize public program expenditures. Trump Admin Withholds Another $91 Million in Medicaid from Fraud-Ridden Minnesota.
The expanded work requirements are contained in the “One Big Beautiful Bill” signed into law July 4, 2025, by President Donald Trump. The adult age bracket previously affected was 18–54 years old, and dependents had to be under 18 years of age, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, which is responsible for SNAP. Millions Drop Off Welfare Rolls As New Trump Eligibility Rules Take Effect
A 34-year-old migrant who entered Britain illegally is on trial for attempting a knife attack at the Israeli Embassy in London, citing “revenge” for Gaza. He was stopped by police just moments before he could launch an attack. WATCH: Armed Boat Migrant Caught Trying to Attack Israeli Embassy.
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS
Trump said, “Well, you’re really helping the workers because we’re building plants all over the country. When these plants open up, you’re going to see a big surge. But you’re really helping and helping, and you’re helping a lot of other things like cures, diseases that we’re going to find through AI, etc. but we have plants, right now. As an example, construction jobs are way up. The jobs after they open are going to be way up, and AI is going to be a boon to the country. It’s going to be incredible I think. And we’re leading China. Trump: AI Will Lead to ‘Tremendous Numbers of Jobs’
The departments of Justice and Transportation on Tuesday launched a two-pronged attack on JetBlue’s $3.8 billion purchase of ultra-low-cost Spirit Airlines — an aggressive effort intended to counter decades of airline industry consolidation and ensure Americans maintain access to cheaper fares. 2023 Video: Buttigieg Brags About Helping Kill Spirit Airlines, JetBlue Merger
(Former FTC apparatchik Lina) Khan and then-Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg cheered as the Biden Justice Department blocked JetBlue’s bid to buy Spirit in 2024, arguing that the “industry consolidation” would be bad for consumers. Democrats eager to shift the blame point to how the Iran war sent fuel prices surging, but that at most explains the timing of Spirit’s death: It had been struggling for years, including two bankruptcies. Spirit Airlines’ death is entirely on the Biden junta — and specifically faux-populism
As part of a plea agreement, Ibezim pleaded guilty to one count of third-degree forgery. Prior to the plea agreement, Ibezim was also facing eight other counts, including witness tampering and election fraud. This case underscores the threat posed by voter fraud to election integrity. In April, the North Carolina State Board of Elections identified approximately 34,000 dead people still on the state’s voter rolls, indicating that there are other vehicles for substantial election fraud. Former Democrat Mayoral Candidate Confesses to Forging Voter Registrations.
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
They’ve spent the last 10 years accusing Donald Trump of being the second coming of Hitler and melting down when Elon Musk or anyone else perceived as close to Trump made a hand gesture they pretended was a Nazi salute... Now that Maine Gov. Janet Mills has pulled out of her Senate campaign, citing money problems, Democrat grandees are lining up to campaign for their anointed candidate, the ersatz Joe Six-Pack Graham Platner, who has an actual Nazi tattoo on his chest — or did for 18 years until he disguised it to campaign. Miranda Devine: Dems seek a blue-collar MAGA man to win back Trump voters — but better look in the mirror
POLITICS
Frank is telling Democrats that there is a difference between advancing an agenda and insulting the country into submission. Unpopular ideas do not become popular because activists insist they should. And he’s making a solid point... A Dying Barney Frank Has a Message for His Party — and Democrats Won’t Like It
Trump said he made the announcement after meeting with Morris on Thursday and framed him as a “terrific businessman and strong MAGA warrior” who would do better serving in his administration as a yet-unannounced ambassador, according to his Truth Social post. Kentucky Senate Candidate Nate Morris Drops Out For Ambassador Role In Trump Admin
Thad McCotter: Republicans will not keep the majority on promises alone; in 2026, deeds—not rhetoric—will decide whether voters reward governance or return to empty words. The 2026 Midterm Vigil (No. 1): Words vs. Deeds
The implications of the Supreme Court's Louisiana v. Callais overturning race-based voting districts are far more profound and far-reaching than anyone has yet realized. SCOTUS Tolls the Bell on Racial Gerrymandering
If Alabama is successful at getting the Allen v. Milligan injunction lifted, the state would be allowed to eliminate racially gerrymandered majority-minority districts, likely costing the Democrats representation in the U.S. House of Representatives in the November midterms. The Louisiana v. Callais ruling against racial gerrymandering earlier this week suggests that there is a high chance the Supreme Court will lift the injunction. text
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
The move comes after German Chancellor Friedrich Merz heavily criticized Trump speaking to students Monday, stating, “The Iranians are obviously very skilled at negotiating, or rather, very skilful at not negotiating, letting the Americans travel to Islamabad and then leave again without any result.” Trump To Pull 5,000 Troops Out Of Germany After Merz Inaction In Iran War
Matteo Salvini, the Deputy Prime Minister of Italy and leader of the Lega or League political party that rounds out the coalition that put Meloni in as Prime Minister, held a huge rally a couple weeks ago in Duomo Square here in Milan alongside other major European conservatives like Jordan Bardella from France and Geert Wilders from the Netherlands. During his address, he told the crowd that President Trump is “our ally” and “our friend,” and that “every misunderstanding will be settled very soon.” Exclusive — Deputy Italian Prime Minister Matteo Salvini: Trump’s ‘Courage’ for ‘Cultural Foundation’ Critical to Survival of the West
The question is not whether Milei is right about Keynes. It is whether he can translate that conviction into durable structural change. How Javier Milei Took Down Keynes
The challenges in Canada’s military underscore broader issues with mass migration straining social cohesion and institutional integrity. Notably, over 40 percent of Canada’s population of young people, those most likely to join the armed forces, are immigrants, including a large number of Indian nationals. However, despite the failures recorded in the report, Canada’s armed forces continue to tout the supposed successes of diversity. Push to Recruit Migrants Into Military Ends in Disaster.
Vancouver Coastal Health, the taxpayer-funded government health authority that operates Vancouver General Hospital under Canada’s single-payer healthcare system, told The B.C. Catholic that its hospital’s “staff may consider bringing up MAiD based on their clinical judgment, provided they possess the necessary knowledge and skills to do so.” Canadian Priest Says Hospital Asked Him To Consider Assisted Suicide Twice After Broken Hip
According to a real estate agent in Louisiana, there is credible but unconfirmed evidence that SpaceX is in the process of buying a 136,000 acre plot of land owned by Exxon on the coast of Louisiana west of New Orleans, near the unincorporated town of Pecan Island. Is SpaceX buying a 200-plus square mile patch of Louisiana?
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
“Christianity was just one more iteration of the monomyth...War was an act of providence...Inmates were cruelly forced to labor in biodynamic plantations...Guénon’s despair for the modern West led him to convert...Blavatsky turned the Wheel of Dharma.” How Occultists Remade the World
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Since anyone can set up a VPN of their own in minutes using open source software and any of a thousand cloud service providers, and tear it down right after leaving no trace of its existence, this is stereotypical malicious idiocy.
So of course the UK and France are pushing similar legislations as fast as they can.
These are specialised devices that store their data in on-chip static RAM rather than in a large pool of DRAM. But they can't perform tasks that require a large memory pool.
From Monica
(Yeah, I know - the mystery click and photo aren't exact matches)
Howdy Hordelings! Time for the Sunday night ONT. Somewhat in the style of one of Ace's weekday Cafe threads tonight. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?
Golden Tempo was literally dead last in the final turn and then outkicked everyone to win the Kentucky Derby. What an insane finish. pic.twitter.com/ZjJqQs0Pb1
Troopers with the Florida Highway Patrol stopped a pickup truck in Central Florida and discovered zip-tied iguanas.
The truck was pulled over along State Road 540 in Winter Haven because it did not have a working tag light on its license plate. The plate had been attached to the fold-down gate of a utility trailer made of expanded metal.
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During questioning, Casildo-Acdiel told troopers he was from North Carolina. He claimed he had driven to Miami to pick up coconuts and was on his way to Polk County to get fish before heading back home.
This explanation raised suspicion. Troopers then used a K-9 unit to inspect the vehicle. The search revealed five coolers filled with iced tilapia and 13 live iguanas in the truck bed.
Investigators noted that the animals were zip-tied iguanas, with their feet bound behind their backs. The presence of these zip-tied iguanas led to further concern about possible wildlife violations. Authorities emphasized that the zip-tied iguanas appeared to have been restrained for transport.
News video segment at the link.
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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)
It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.
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Fashion Diplomacy at the White House: Camilla and Melania’s Coordinated Style Highlights from the Royal State Visit
King Charles III and Queen Camilla’s four-day state visit to Washington, D.C., offered more than diplomatic pageantry; it delivered a masterclass in fashion. First Lady Melania Trump and Queen Camilla repeatedly aligned their looks in spring pastels, creating harmonious photo ops that signaled unity between the U.S. and U.K. The result? Magic.
Upon the royals’ arrival, Camilla wore a light pink bespoke Dior coatdress, paired with a Bottega Veneta Intrecciato bag and a beautiful Union Flag/Stars and Stripes brooch that once belonged to Queen Elizabeth II.
Subsequent daytime appearances kept the palette soft and coordinated. My favorite was Melania being absolutely everything in a Ralph Lauren Collection silk and wool suit in ivory with a signature wide-brimmed Eric Javits straw boater. Her shoes? Manolo Blahnik BB Pumps in ivory, flawless as always. Camilla overcame any frumpy tendencies in a bespoke Fiona Clare coatdress in light pistachio, with a Philip Treacy hat and Eliot Zed Tina pumps. She finished with the sparkling Cullinan V Diamond Brooch. The two looked like they stepped out of a perfectly styled garden party.
The pinnacle came at the white-tie state dinner. This level of formality hasn’t graced the White House in over 20 years, and wow—our FLOTUS knocked it out of the park with absolute perfection! I mean, look at this:
Melania and Camilla stepped out in harmonizing pinks that stole the spotlight, perfectly invoking cherry blossom season. Melania wore head-to-toe Dior: a delphinium-pink silk strapless Christian Dior Haute Couture gown with architectural ruching at the waist, long off-white Dior gloves, and matching Dior shoes. The elegant, columnar silhouette felt both modern and regal, it was timeless First Lady excellence.
Queen Camilla complemented beautifully in a magenta Fiona Clare embroidered chiffon gown. She paired it with a dramatic amethyst and diamond necklace once belonging to Queen Victoria. (I was so stunned by that piece I honestly have no idea what was on her feet—sorry!) The two created one of the most memorable fashion moments of the visit.
From daytime pastels to white-tie drama, Melania and Camilla delivered coordinated elegance with personality to spare—spring style diplomacy at its finest.
Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!
Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving Hell did it get to be May? It has to be May because I have it on good authority this is the First May edition, right? Not the May first edition, but rather the first May edition!
PSA: Don't forget next Sunday is Mother's Day!
With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?
What do you think? I like the regular stainless finish more better.
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Courtesy of our pal Pillage Idiot
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NoVaMoMe 2026
What - you thought there wasn't going to be a NoVaMoMe in 2026?
Note: One of the great joys of NoVAMoMe season, at least for me, is being able to cut and paste the entire block of text below and haranguing you to attend the event. Are you attending? Are you focusing on the fundamentals of attending?
Alright, guys and gals, the long awaited and highly anticipated details of the 2026 NoVAMoMe are here! That's right, I finally got my act together and updated the information page for 2026, and need to go over a few details. First, the date is June 20th, 2026 from 11am to 3pm. Nextly, my bestest blog buddy bluebell and I have decided 2026 will continue the longstanding tradition of NoVAMoMe simplification, and want to pass along the changes from prior years.
First, no registration and no advance charge for food. If you would like to attend, send an email to WeaselBell Productions, and let us know. You will be directed to a sekrit webpage with all of the details. We do ask once you have decided to attend to let us know so we can coordinate an expected count with venue management. Once there if you are hungry or thirsty simply order from the onsite menu and pay separately. Cash and credit cards accepted. Next, although fun, we have decided to again take a break from the raffles and mug sales this year. Depending on how it goes, that may be something we bring back in future years. While your generosity is always appreciated, with no prize table, please leave donations and contributions at home, but bring your appetite for a great afternoon spent with your imaginary online friends.
Next, a NoVAMoMe PSA from our pal bluebell
Hi folks - just a quick PSA. If you write for info about the MoMe, please give us a few words in the body of the email just so I know you are a Moron and not a spammer (moron). I do receive spam on this email account because it's sitting right here in my nic, so that's why I'm asking. I don't want to give our details to a spammer. Also, remember to check your spam folder if you don't receive a reply email.
Thanks.
bluebell
Seriously, just send an email then go to the website with the password provided. If you forget, a link to the email is on the main page, left sidebar. If you do not sign up, bluebell will be disappointed. Weasel will be disappointed, too, but it's bluebell you need to worry about.
This week our pal rhomboid scores again with this excellent review of the Drew Estate 20 Acre Farm
Most premium cigars with American leaf get that from Connecticut shade or broadleaf, or Pennsylvania broadleaf. A few however use tobacco from other states, and one of those is Drew Estate's 20 Acre Farm, whose fillers include leaf grown in Florida. On top of that is binder from Honduras and a beautiful golden brown connecticut shade wrapper from Ecuador. I tried the toro (6 X 52). The draw was just right. Due to breezy conditions I sort of botched the light-up, scorching up the side of the wrapper in one area. As an experiment I let the burn line correct itself - which it did - and it didn't require much management after. Smoke, as always with a Drew Estate cigar, was plentiful. To me a nice version of the classic connecticut shade cigar - mild profile, hints of sweetness and sweeter flavors throughout, some light wood or cedar in the background. More perceptive reviewers find coffee bean, citrus, and vanilla. Very pleasant smoke. This cigar is available online for $11 and up.
Excellent as always, rhomboid! Thank you!
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Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.
A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid
Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site!
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That's it for this week - have you been to the range?
Food Thread: Ice Cream! It's What's For Breakfast!
—CBD
There is a mom-and-pop ice cream joint in my little town that has been around for 50 years, making the same excellent ice cream for generations of kids and adults fresh from little league games and family barbecues and the movies on a scorching hot day. There is absolutely nothing special about the place...in fact, it's a bit of a dump. I doubt they have repaved their parking lot since they opened, there are no spaces marked, so people just stop there cars wherever there is room. But the floors and counters are immaculate, the teenagers behind the counter are polite and efficient, and the ice cream is delicious. Is it homemade in the shop? Yeah...I have no idea, and I don't much care, because all of the flavors are great, so if it's made in some big commissary kitchen in Newark and trucked in under cover of night? Well, that's okay, because I will go there for their Cheesecake ice cream until I die! And the coffee chip is pretty fabulous too!
As for the graphic up top? Nope, I am a purist, but that sundae looks better than a boring old photograph of a scoop of ice cream in a paper cup!
Those do look tasty, but I did something I have never done in my life! I overdid chicken thighs. It was a combination of a good baseball game and perhaps an overlarge Manhattan, but I lost track of time and brought these in from the grill to discover that they were a bit...chewy on the edges.
Did we eat them all? Why yes...we did! The meat tasted great, it was just a bit of a jaw-muscle workout to eat them. I think they were on the grill for more than 90 minutes, so it is a testament to thigh resiliency that they weren't inedible!
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I was in...shudder...Philadelphia last week and stopped for lunch at a newish falafel place in Center City called "Goldies." It's part of a small restaurant chain that has impressed me with the quality of their food, so it was an easy decision. I had been several times before so I knew what I was getting, but I was unprepared for how delicious their French Fries were! Yes, falafel is fried, so somebody in the kitchen knows her way around the fryer, but these fries were perfect. blazing hot, impossibly crispy, golden brown, and tender in the middle!
The restaurant group is owned by an Israeli, so of course, soon after 10/7/2023, the leftist Nazis in Philadelphia protested and tried to shut Goldies down. That's why I went the first time...to show some support. But the damned falafel and hummus and pita are excellent, so I don't need an excuse to go.
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Pretty much identical ingredients, except for the source of the mustard seed. The French jar's came from...duh...France, and the American jar's came from Canada. That right there is a tip off that something's not right in the state of Denmark.
The French mustard is simply better tasting. A bit spicier, and the texture was marginally better. But mostly there was an faint, odd flavor to the Canadian made stuff that the spousal unit described as "plasticy."
So everyone I know who is going to France now has a standing order of as many jars as they can bring back!
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Do adults eat that crap? We have two little jars of it in our cupboard, for reasons that elude my rapidly failing memory. The jars are small enough that they seem to be some sort of throwaway, or in a snack box from an airline or hotel. But they will probably expire before they are opened.
In fact, do any of you like hazelnuts? I don't. I don't think they have any place in the chocolate world, in particular in an otherwise delicious combination of caramel and dark chocolate, but I seem to be in the minority.
I guess I will eat them if they are in a nut mix, but I will do so under protest.
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I used to drink Cognac at every opportunity, but for some reason I simply stopped. And I have no idea why! But I was given a bottle of some very nice Cognac recently and I have been enjoying it. Is it as interesting and varied as Bourbon? No. But it is undeniably delicious and a lovely change on occasion.
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I am not particularly squeamish when it comes to food safety, but salad bars and other self-service schemes make me pause. In fact, one of the things I avoid is strangers handling my food, so I am much happier cooking in my own kitchen than eating at a restaurant. Obviously there are many exceptions, because I love good restaurant cooking and will continue to eat out. But the risk is -- to me -- more significant in restaurants where you are at the mercy of the least common denominator...the low-level employee who has the job because he is simply too stupid to do much else besides simple food prep.
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The garlic is busily growing, with pretty impressive green shoots that are pushing a foot tall! I even fertilized them! And if they survive the deer and squirrel apocalypse, and actually grow into something edible, I will be in garlic heaven! In case it doesn't, send all of your excellent home-grown garlic to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.
Rumor has it that the Bourbon Bubble is bursting. I have seen no evidence of decreasing prices, but maybe the bursting started somewhere else! I think the sweet spot is $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.
The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!
Admit it..you have 73 of these things floating around the house. And they aren't all the same, because God forbid the electronics industry try to stick to some sort of standard! At least Apple has caved to pressure and gotten rid of their proprietary plugs, but not before I bought several dozen cables of every combination. And I use an Android phone!
Yes...yes...yes. Progress and all that. I have perfectly good buggy whips in a hall closet that I am confident once again will be useful!
Several years ago I made the huge mistake of sending some money to one of the organizations that claim to be "Republican." My usual method is to donate to a particular candidate, and avoid the bloated Republican Party apparatus. But in a moment of weakness and stupidity, I was bamboozled. Or maybe one of those candidates sold my contact information to what has morphed into "WinRed."
I don't remember, and at this point I don't care how it happened. What I do care about is making it stop. But more important than my little experience is the ridiculous, heavy-handed, insulting, and absolutely counter-productive way the Republican Party is trying to raise money.
Here are samples (not comprehensive!) from last week. One of them is my response. It is up to you to decipher which one!
Claim Accepted! Request #6152 regarding excessive political texts is complete. To finalize preferences, update user profile: usa26.io/jopmh9 stop=end
Go fuck yourselves
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Your signature is MISSING from Ilhan Omar's deportation petition: 26vote.co/4tdpz1
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It's Don Jr. I wrote this just for you, Friend. It's personal. Could you please take a moment to read it: usa26.io/93y8tf stop=end
Skip the $, we need your opinion. Tell us where you stand on America's future before bed. Reply now: win26.io/zrw1v6 stop=end
I'm begging, pleading, praying for one last chance to win you over.
Will a 100X MATCH do the trick? >> voterep.co/l4jil0
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THIS IS PRESIDENT TRUMP
I need to ask Friend something personal.
Will you still stand with me if... voterep.co/fs5lwh
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Please, [Dildo] , this isn't a plea for money. We're just 5 names short on the GOP Petition to REQUIRE photo ID to vote. Sign now: gop4u.co/pam99j stop=end
Past Due Notice: [29 Days]
[Dildo] Your input will be voided if not updated. Skip the line & correct. Profile unlocked for 5 min: 26u5a.co/hkb6qt
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This is just like low-quality phishing or spam that I get via e-mail, but even more irritating because it is being done on behalf of my representatives in our national political debate. Is this the image that the Republican Party wants to convey to its supporters? Scammy URLs that direct to fundraising forms, no matter what the links might say? Irritating pseudo-official notices of "CANCELLATION!?" Rude and obnoxious criticisms of my lack of dedication?
This is offensive junk, and the idea that I will be energized to vote by efforts such as these is laughable. Treat me like an adult, explain the issues, communicate the goals of the organization, and perhaps I will contribute. But this crap has hardened my resolve never to donate again, and worse...it has convinced me that the Republican Party is a deeply unserious organization whose goals are self-serving, and counter to my political philosophy.
Sunday Morning Book Thread - 5-3-2026 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]
—Open Blogger
Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading. Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...(April showers not included.)
So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?
Jasmine was never the literary critic that Allie has turned out to be. However, she did spend a fair amount of time in my library. Here we can see her supervising my work while I transform one of my spare bedrooms into my library. Penny is perched on a similar wooden crate in the opposite corner. The tall books under Jasmine are Gary Larson's two-volume collection, The Complete Far Side (worth every penny!).
I do most of my reading in my office, sitting in front of my computer. That way I can keep up with AoSHQ. For the past several years Jasmine was my constant companion in my home office. She almost never left the room, though sometimes she'd join me in my bedroom or she'd hang out with Allie in the library.
She loved to sit quietly next to me while I read, a comforting presence. Now that she's gone, my office feels so empty and hollow, though Penny, Hexie, and Allie all spend a lot of time here.
I can say I'm truly blessed by the Moron Horde. The outpouring of love and support over the loss of my beloved kitty has been overwhelming. Thank you all for your kind words.
The Sunday Morning Book Thread was how I first joined the AoSHQ community as a commenter. If you are a regular lurker here, I encourage you to delurk, grab a nic, and start commenting. You'll soon discover that you have joined the most incredible family on the internet. It's even better once you meet them in person at a MOME. (Check the sidebar on the main page for details!)
Thank you, Jasmine, for being a beautiful part of my life for 13 years, my dear friend.
WHY READERS STOP READING
For the TL;DW crowd, Patrick points out that there are three main places within story where readers will generally tune out. I'll use Brandon Sanderson's nomenclature to explain what this means:
The Promise (first 30%)
Readers will tune out of the first part of a story if it doesn't grab their attention. I try to read at least 20% of a book before giving up on it, but that doesn't always happen. I recently gave up on reading Orson Scott Card's Treason because it was getting too weird too quickly. I didn't like the direction the story was going so I decided to put it down for another time, perhaps. I did the same thing with the Star Trek novel Killing Time. In that case, I felt the story was moving a bit too slowly and I wasn't in the mood for it. I will probably get back to it eventually. Some authors can have a "slow burn" in their stories, so I give them a bit of slack because I know that the end result is worth it. The Dragonbone Chair by Tad Williams spends 200 pages just establishing the world, and the pacing seems slow, but it's worth it because you feel yourself immersed in the history of Osten Ard and the day-to-day events of Simon's life.
The Progress (middle 40%)
Some books will start out really strong, but then grind to a halt somewhere in the middle because the author is taking their sweet time advancing the narrative. Maybe characters are developing a lot slower than you expect them to. Maybe the story is bogged down by stupid subplots, excessive dialog, or random events that seem to have no bearing on the story. Whatever the case, the reader decides that the story is no longer worth their time and decides to give up. Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series suffers from this a bit. Books 7-10 are often called "the Slog" because not much seems to happen in those books to advance the overall plot. Instead, we get extensive character development, as Jordan has his main characters go in all different directions. It's worth reading them at least once, but if you want to focus on the main narrative, you can skip those books in later rereadings of the series and not miss out on too much.
The Payoff (last 30%)
If you've given up on a book by the time you've made it this far, then the author probably didn't do a very good job with the first 70% of a book. I've been known to finish a book that didn't interest me too much without remembering how it ended, mostly to say that I've read it. For example, I finished William Gibson's Neuromancer, supposedly one of the best science fiction books ever written about cyberspace, but I was bored to tears throughout most of it. I didn't care about the characters and the plot was barely interesting. I still don't remember how it ended. Nor do I care. Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash is vastly more entertaining, despite being hilariously dated. The characters are memorable, the plot is complex and intriguing, and I remember the ending distinctly, though it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. He has trouble properly finishind stories....
What are some reasons why YOU don't finish books?
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PUBLIC DOMAIN CHARACTERS
OrangeEnt sent me a link to this article from Raconteur Press. They have put out a call for submissions for stories relating to the Buck Rogers universe because Buck Rogers is now a public domain character. However, the editors at Raconteur Press also made it very clear that there are still rules by which they must abide.
Just because a character or story is now available in the public domain doesn't give us the right to use any and all stories in which those characters appear. For instance, stories based on the Buck Rogers television show (1979-1981) will be rejected because THOSE stories are NOT in the public domain. The studio that produced the show purchased the rights to create their own material within the Buck Rogers universe and the studio owns the copyright on those stories.
If you choose to write stories using public domain characters, there's one rule above all others you should follow:
DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
In other words, do some basic research on the public domain characters and stories. Read as many of those stories as you can so that when you decide to incorporate them into your own stories, you understand who those characters are and how they will behave based on the spirit of the source material. It's OK to take risks, but your audience will notice when public domain characters are behaving differently than readers expect.
You also need to know WHICH stories are actually within the public domain. Until recently (2023), certain Sherlock Holmes stories were still not available within the public domain, thus no one could create derivative content based on those stories without the express permission of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's estate (or whomemver owned the copyright on those stories). Now, though, all of the stories written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle are freely available for public domain consumption and derivation. But you could NOT monetize stories based on the BBC Sherlock series starring Benedict Cumberbatch.
Public domain characters can be a good way to explore writing. You don't have the burden of creating your own characters and the world they inhabit. You can focus on plotting, exposition, dialog, and other elements of basic storytelling. You can also have a lot of fun putting characters in a zany situation and seeing how they might solve their current conflict.
MORON RECOMMENDATIONS
I read Dark Winter by William Dietrich. This is an engaging thriller set at the American basecamp at the South Pole. The last plane of the season has left and those wintering over are confronted with a murderer in their midst.
Posted by: Zoltan at April 26, 2026 09:16 AM (VOrDg)
Comment: This is a classic mystery set up, though in a location that presents its own unique challenges. Once the last plane has left for the season, there is very, very little hope of assistance from the outside world. For all intents and purposes, the scientists and support staff (if any) are cut off from the rest of the world until the weather allows for return transport, which could take months. Meanwhile, you have a murderer lurking among you. What do you do? Whom can you trust? You don't even have to bring a science fiction or horror element to the story. Simple human motivations are enough to make for an engaging story when told well.
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Finished reading a graphic novel last week: The Winds of Numa Sera. While I could criticize parts of the story, it is fundamentally everything I've been searching for: a high-fantasy comic book! I read multiple chapters/issues in a sitting, and finished the whole thing in two days. So I was clearly enjoying myself.
Alas, there is one major problem with the book that cannot be overlooked. The book ends without a conclusion, with cliffhangers for multiple different characters. The book's spine says 'volume 1,' the copyright date says 2022, and four years later there is no sign of a volume 2. The back of the book has an advertisement for an 'Art or Numa Sera' and a table-top card came based on the story. All of this makes me think the book was created to be an IP farm, rather than for the sake of story. And I suspect the IP wasn't super-successful at launch, and thus may have been abandoned.
If so, that makes this yet another unfinished story littering my shelf...
Posted by: Castle Guy at April 26, 2026 09:39 AM (Lhaco)
Comment: Castle Guy brings up an interesting point...Nowadays, how many stories are published as a means to an end, rather than as an end unto itself? Based on his description, it sounds like the author(s) are looking for startup capital for other projects. Because of the various forms of entertainment we have access to nowadays, we have tons of IPs that have expanded into various media through computer games, role-playing games, movies, television, etc.
The Ice Limit by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child -- This was a Moron Recommendation from a few years ago.
Mount Dragon by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child -- Mad scientists...*sigh*...When will they ever learn?
Riptide by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child -- Pirate treasure!
Sword of Ghosts by Richard A. Knaak -- Continuing the long-running saga of the Dragonrealm.
Dragon of the Depths by Richard A. Knaak -- Continuing the long-running saga of the Dragonrealm.
WHAT I'VE BEEN READING RECENTLY
Since I couldn't decide what to read after reading The Secret History of the World by F. Paul Wilson, I decided to play "Reading Roulette" and selected a few books at random from my TBR pile.
Michael Moorcock's Elric -- Tales of the White Wolf edited by Edward E. Kramer and Richard Gilliam
This is an anthology of short stories featuring everyone's favorite albino sorcerer king, the Dragon Emperor, the Eternal Champion, Elric of Melnibonë. Most of the contributors are successful fantasy authors in their own right, no doubt inspired by Michael Moorcock's creation to build their own worlds and characters. It's interesting when you read these stories how you can see Moorcock's influence on some of their own stories. It even features a short story by Gary "Advanced Dungeons and Dragons" Gygax! Unlike most of the stories, which tend to feature Elric as the main protagonist, Gygax instead tells a story from Moonglum's perspective. Moonglum is just one of many doomed companions of the White Wolf, eventually consumed by Elric's demonblade, Stormbringer.
Day Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko
This is part of an urban fantasy series of novels set in Russia by Sergei Lukyanenko. For thousands of years, the Others have divided themselves into two main groups: the Night Watch, who serve the Light, and the Day Watch, who serve the forces of Darkness. It's actually a bit more complicated than that, as members of the Day Watch are really more libertarian/anarchist in their philosophy than explicitly worshipping demonic forces. Each book is a collection of three loosely-connected novellas that lead up to a climactic ending in the third part of the book.
It's not bad. I like the general worldbuilding that underlies the setting. The Others are beings with some form of access to the Twilight, additional layers of reality beyond our normal senses. Wizards and witches are the most powerful able to access deep levels of Twilight, while shapeshifters and vampires tend to be weaker overall, but still dangerous to mortals.
The Inquisition maintains the balance between the Day Watch and the Night Watch, ensuring that neither one gets too out of hand, as that tends to have rather unfortunate consequences for the world, like wars, famines, plagues, and the usual disasters that cause untold misery and destruction across the globe, which we mere mortals attribute to the folly of man or the capriciousness of Mother Nature.
Newton's Wake: A Space Opera by Ken MacLeod
This story puts the "opera" in "space opera" by featuring a subplot with an actual opera performance. The main plot features a family of interstellar scavengers that use the monopoly of a portal network to loot worlds for lost technology. The Hard Rapture several centuries ago was the moment that the bulk of humanity transcended itself and became a hyperintelligent entity capable of godlike feats. For the survivors, they made do by leveraging some of the remnants of this technological feat to establish standard empires within the galaxy.
There are some interesting post-human effects explored within this story. For instance, because it's possible to backup and restore entire minds, death is no longer permanent with proper preparation and sufficient wealth. It means that people can almost treat life like a video game. This is exploited at one point when characters go to a world that's bombarded by neutron-star radiation, which is ultimately deadly, but the characters are able to survive long enough to fulfill their mission and "restore from backup."
Star Trek: The Next Generation #10: A Rock and a Hard Place by Peter David
The Prime Directive in the Star Trek universe has always been idealistic twaddle. This story hammers that philosophy home hard as we see what happens when a young Starfleet Commander has to stand by and watch atrocities occur so that the Federation can gain yet one more world under its sway. Neither the Klingons nor the Romulans abide by any such Prime Directive, ruthlessly exploiting any technologically primitive world for their own gain.
Commander Stone is assigned to the Enterprise-D so that Picard and his crew can instill some proper Starfleet discipline in Stone. His behavior has become erratic and unpredictable, though he's also brilliant in taking a third option whenever he can. Meanwhile, Commander Riker has been reassigned to assist Federation terraformers on a world where a mad scientist experiment has run amok.
I was surprised by the quality of this story, as it really does show the perils of command and how events can shape our lives. Stone seems like a sociopath, and to some extent he probably is, but then you find out his backstory and it all makes sense. It's very dark for a Star Trek story.
Star Trek #31: Battlestations! by Diane Carey
Unlike most Star Trek novels, this story is told in first person from the perspective of Lieutenant Commander Piper. She is recruited by Captain Kirk and Commander Spock to undertake a secret mission to uncover the truth about what happened to a group of scientists involved in the development of "transwarp" technology. Apparently there are a few different forms of this within the Star Trek Expanded Universe. In this story, it's a dimensional-warping device that will revolutionize space travel, but it's also highly unstable and dangerous. The scientist who developed the theory behind it wants to sell the technology to the highest bidder, which makes the Federation very unhappy.
It's a sequel to a previous Star Trek novel, Dreadnaught, but it's not necessary to read the previous story to understand what's going on in this story. LTC Piper is young and very unsure of herself, but find herself growing into her role as a capable leader and commander, which is why Captain Kirk assigned her to this mission, even though she didn't know about it until halfway through the story.
Singularity Sky by Charles Stross
I'm somewhat lukewarm on Charles Stross stories. He has a tendency towards over-exposition of his technology, as if he's trying to show off his knowledge. Still, he does have intriguing stories and this is one of them. The Festival, an alien "infovore" has arrived around a New Republic world, one based on a neo-feudalistic society modeled after late nineteenth-century Russia. The Festival provides unlimited goods for the local peasant population, in exchange for "entertainment" in the form of stories or just general knowledge. Meanwhile, the ruling aristocratic authorities are annoyed because they feel that control over their populace is threatened. Revolutionaries are spouting Marxist rhetoric that also threatens their rule.
Agents from the Echaton--the super-intelligence that actually rules humanity--have been dispatched to steer the New Republic from a disasterous course towards war against the Festival. The Festival is mostly harmless, but not defenseless and does respond to aggression with deadly retaliation. The Eschaton also wants to ensure that causality is absolutely preserved. Humans can travel at faster-than-light speeds only because of certain loopholes in causality. Attempting to circumvent those loopholes for strategic military gain is strictly forbidden as that would threaten the existence of the Echaton. It will ensure its own survival by making a sun go nova, so it's best to keep on their good side.
The Dragonrealm - Firedrake by Richard A. Knaak
After the passing of my cat Jasmine, I needed some "comfort" reading, so I opted to read a series of books that I've enjoyed for several decades. I remember picking up the first book, Firedrake, because it featured cover art by Larry Elmore and it was written by Richard A. Knaak, who had penned one of the best Dragonlance novels, The Legend of Huma.
On the surface, the Dragonrealm series seems like a generic fantasy series, but once you've read the first couple of books, you'll soon realize there's much more depth to it. The worldbuilding is amazing, with complex layers of reality the characters have to navigate along with intricate plots where you're not always sure who is in the right. The main characters such as Cabe Bedlam and Lady Gwen are decent, if a bit boring. The side characters, however, tend to be much more interesting. The Dragon Kings are not just generic villains. They operate in a complicated world and when we find out their origins, it explains a lot of their behaviors and ideology. The shadow steed Darkhorse is a unique entity in the multiverse, a sentient Void who just happens to enjoy taking the shape of a powerful horse. The Gryphon is a mysterious being originating from across the seas, ruler of the City of Knowledge. And Shade is a sorcerer supreme cursed with being immortal, but vacillating between good and evil in his incarnations.
I find it to be a very enjoyable series for the most part and I'm looking forward to reading through it again.
The Dragonrealm - Ice Dragon by Richard A. Knaak
In the sequel to Firedrake, the Gold Dragon Emperor has been defeated, but his brother the Ice Dragon now threatens the Dragonrealm. Cabe Bedlam and his wife, the beautiful Lady of the Amber Gwendolyn, must travel to the heart of the Ice Dragon's frozen domain before he can unleash a deadly spell that will cover the entire world in a new ice age, destroying not only all humans, but all life everywhere.
Meanwhile, Cabe's inhuman friend and ally the Gryphon is tracking down the source of the mysterious "wolf raiders" who furnished the Black Dragon with an inexhaustible supply of soldiers during the Black Dragon's siege of Penacles, the city the Gryphon is sworn to defend. He discovers that the answers to his questions lie in a continent across the seas...
The Dragonrealm - Wolfhelm by Richard A. Knaak
Wolfhelm is the third book in the Dragonrealm series and focuses on the adventures of the humanoid lionbird known as the Gryphon. His origins are shrouded in mystery, but he knows he came from a distant land across the Eastern Seas. That continent is ruled by the Aramite Empire, who worships the Ravager, a god that takes the image of a wolf. The Aramites are at war with the Dream Lands, a coterminus reality that overlays the Aramite Empire and threatens their existence. The Gryphon finds himself caught up in a struggle between ancient powers he barely understands, as he also struggles to comprehend his own origins. Where did he come from? Why is he unique? Why does the godlike Ravager fear him?
Numerous sources told BleepingComputer that hackers have been exploiting the cPanel flaw since Thursday to breach servers and deploy a Go-based Linux encryptor for the "Sorry" ransomware [VirusTotal].
Thanks, CPanel.
The problem with my server yesterday was hardware, not software - an SSD failure. It's not dead but ZFS automatically disabled it due to errors, which broke all the sites hosted there.
So I had backups from the previous day, and I now have backups from the moment it failed. If anyone lost anything important I can get it back.
It drops over and plugs into the Mac Mini, but looks like a miniature version of the original Macintosh from 1984, or at least the subsequent "platinum"-coloured model from 1986. It has a 5" 1280x720 colour screen, where the original had a 9" 512x342 monochrome screen.
It also has four USB-A ports, three USB-C ports (though that includes the one that connects to the Mac), HDMI, SD and microSD slots, and an M.2 2280 slot.
$170 for a USB-C model (presumably 10Gbit) and $340 for a Thunderbolt 5 model which is theoretically 80Gbit.
Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Please keep the horsing around to a minimum. We don't want to throw you in the corral of misery. Think there's somewhere else better to hang out tonight?? We say NEIGH!
Dolly Parton and King Charles happened to arrive at the Pearly Gates on the very same day.
They were greeted by an angel who explained that, due to a paperwork mix-up, there was only one opening available in Heaven that afternoon.
"I'm afraid I'll have to decide which one of you gets in," the angel said.
The angel turned to Dolly and asked if there was any special reason she should be admitted.
Dolly smiled, took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're two of God's most perfect creations and I'm sure it will please Him to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
The angel thanked her politely and then asked King Charles the same question.
Without saying a word, the King walked over to a nearby restroom, pressed the handle, and flushed the toilet.
The angel immediately turned and said, "Your Majesty, welcome to Heaven."
Dolly stared in disbelief and said, "Hold on just a minute. I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down, and he just flushed a toilet. How does that make sense?"
The angel shrugged and replied, "Sorry, Dolly, but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair every time."
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A couple is asleep when their doorbell rings at 3am.
The wife shakes the husband and says "Honey, there's someone at the door."
The husband, irritated gets up and opens the door to an obviously drunk man.
"Can I help you?"
"Could you give me a push?" asks the drunk man.
"Hell no, and besides you are drunk" and slams the door shut.
As he gets back into bed, his wife begins to lecture him. "Don't you remember when we were stranded on the side of the road and people stopped to help us? You should go outside and help the poor man."
Realizing this, the husband gets dressed and heads to the door. Opening it, he realizes the man has left and yells out, "Do you still need a push?"
From the darkness, he hears a reply, "Yes, please."
Whether you're hosting a Kentucky Derby party or you're just craving a refreshing bourbon cocktail, this mint julep recipe is sure to hit the spot.
The key to making a great mint julep is making fresh mint flavored simple syrup.
Mint Simple Syrup:
2 cups water
2 cups white sugar
1/2 cup roughly chopped fresh mint leaves
Cocktails:
8 cups crushed ice, or as needed
32 fluid ounces Kentucky bourbon
8 sprigs fresh mint for garnish
Once you have your mint flavored simple syrup -
Fill eight glasses with crushed ice
pour 4 ounces bourbon and 1/4 cup mint syrup into each cup
Top each drink with a mint sprig
Crushed ice works best. It allows for dense packing in the glass / cup.
The process starts in each barn where it's the duty of a couple of employees to grab a shovel and start scooping.
"Twice a day, minimum, they go in and clean those stalls, where the wet spots are and the manure, and they basically bring in a wheel barrel and haul it out," Hargrave said.
Poo pits are strategically placed backside, fittingly, on both sides of most barns.
"We saw a truck carrying it out," a tourist told WDRB.
The semi, that can't have enough air fresheners in the cab, stops at Keeneland first.
"They'll go to an area there, and they'll dump it there, bail it," Hargrave explained.
Then it's off to mushroom farms. WDRB followed the scent to one in Tennessee.
Monterey Mushrooms in Loudon, just outside Knoxville, is the lucky recipient of three to five trucks full of "deposits" a day.
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Marco Rubio realizing he was that close to running Spirit Airlines. Now he can return the outfit.
A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot.
"Misplaced extra nipple" are words that don't commonly go together.
Integrating data from all continents and major biomes, we conservatively estimate 20 × 1015 (20 quadrillion) ants on Earth, with a total biomass of 12 megatons of dry carbon. This exceeds the combined biomass of wild birds and mammals and equals 20% of human biomass.
The current world population is about 8.29 billion which means there are about 2.4 million ants per person on earth.
No idea what you do with that information, but you're welcome.
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The story behind Little Miss Muffet. No wonder she was frightened away!
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Wheeler Walker, Jr. has his own take on the same subject. Language is not family friendly.
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Saturday Evening Movie Post [moviegique]: Over Your Dead Body
—Open Blogger
The Boy and I had a blast at this violent Jorma Taccone (MacGruber) black-comedy, but I couldn't help but notice this was the second romantic-dark-comedy in a row, after The Drama. Is Hollywood maybe inching its way back toward the perennial crowd-pleasing romcom genre, but can't find a straight path?
I have no idea.
When the movie opens, we see sad sack Dan (Jason Segel) being bullied on the set of the commercial he's directing, and he's very ostentatiously telling everyone within earshot about how he's going up to the cabin with his wife Lisa (Samara Weaving), and how she's insisting—insisting!—on going on this very dangerous hike by herself.
OK, so, obviously, he's planning to kill her.
When he gets home, one of his wife's girlfriends is leaving, and she smiles at him and says, "Happy hunting!" which is perplexing because of course he's not any kind of a hunter.
So, somewhat less obviously, she's planning to kill him.
This movie does a really excellent job of seeding little things throughout and then recontextualizing them through flashbacks. This is done for laughs, primarily, but Taccone manages—despite the mix of relationship dysfunction, serious violence and comedy—to give the film a pitch-perfect tone that treats its characters with respect—and, like The Drama, is weirdly, cautiously optimistic. Buried in the shenanigans is a fairly profound statement about how we exaggerate our neuroses, and it's only when we come up against some hard psychosis that we straighten out.
Where R Patz and Zendaya (in The Drama) are dealing with near lethal levels of cringe, Segel and Weaving are working on a much more primal level, and this is both more fun and more satisfying. Also more preposterous, but who cares?
Part of the non-working dynamic between Dan and Lisa is that Lisa, an actress, married Dan, a director, because as an older man with a vision, he had a clear path forward for his life. Seven years later, he's making pop-up ads, and he's encouraged (coerced?) her into being an actress in community theater, which has resulted in them burning up all their money. Dan is a spendthrift, impress-your-colleagues-with-reckless-spending kind of guy.
I had a little trouble with Lisa being only ten years younger than Dan, because Weaving is a younger, prettier, better acting Margot Robbie and Segel is halfway to being the crypt-keeper.
Seriously, this is The Muppets guy? I mean, accounting for acting, lighting, makeup—he still looks like he's melting, and he's, like, 45.
Sorry, dude. I look way older than nearly 29, myself.
Weaving, whom I've primarily seen covered in blood from the Ready or Not movies, looks like she's comfortably in her 20s. She's 34. Nonetheless, both she and Segel are by turns despicable, petty, cruel, sympathetic, pathetic—oddly real feeling for a movie like this.
Rounding out the cast is Timothy Olyphant, who's way prettier than Segel (and 12 years older) to say nothing of a haggard Juliette Lewis (who's right between Olyphant and Segel in age) and Keith Jardine, reprising his career-long role as a goon. He's funny in this. Paul Guillfoyle is Segel's I'm-Very-Disappointed-In-You-Son father, who thinks the problem with the younger generation (this would be X) is that they didn't have a Vietnam.
Guillfoyle, besides being a good actor you've seen in a dozen different things, has a relatively small part that really illustrates how well the story is constructed, and its attention to detail. As Michael, Dan's dad in the old-folks home, you could see his rambling as out of touch and just comic relief. But it's his cabin, and his guns in the cabin, and there's a great bit where he's driving a tricked out Honda or something and he can't get the radio to stop playing techno, which is very old folks, but then he starts to really dig the music, and you realize that, like every other aspect of this movie, nothing was "just a joke". It all contributes to story, to character and to an ultimate payoff.
It's very hard to find images of this film that aren't spoilers. So, let's just enjoy Weaving's high-waisted jeans which, at some points during the film, come up to nearly her armpits.
The writing, editing and direction are terrific. The camera moves purposely and without that sense of clichéd, pre-canned motions most films use these days. The music (both diagetic and not) also contributes to the story, as when Lisa and Dan can't decide on a streaming channel.
The only thing that would keep me from recommending it is the violence. It is increasingly brutal and graphic. The way Taccone uses this to maintain the tone is the sort of thing few Westerners can pull off. Early on, we are told to take the characters' intentions sincerely. They mean to do each other harm—they're just not very competent. But this incompetence leads to serious injury. And the movie takes increasingly dark turns without losing either its sense of humor or its earnestness.
It is, in some ways, much easier to watch than the very awkward The Drama, and certainly more fun—if you can stomach it.
Podcast: CBD and Sefton Charge the Democrats with fomenting violence against the nation with their rhetoric, Virginia redistricting going down the tubes? Trump's bully pulpit is not censorship, Lee Zeldin is a star, J.B. Pritzker is an idiot, and more!
ANOTHER LEFT WING ASSASSIN ATTEMPTS TO KILL TRUMP If I understand this, the left-wing Democrat assassin attempted to get into the White House Correspondents Association dinner, and was stopped at the magnetometers, which detected his gun. I guess he pulled out the gun and was shot by Secret Service agents. Erika Kirk was present.
Forgotten 70s Mystery Click You made me cry when you said good-bye 70s, not 50s Now that is a motherflipping intro
Podcast: Sefton and CBD wonder about the Chaos that Trump is creating in the minds of the Iranian junta, Virginia redistricting is pure power grab, Ilhan Omar is many things ...and stupid too! Amazon censoring conservative thought again, and the UK...put a fork in it!
The people in charge [Jews, of course -- ace] don't want you to know this, but Muslims love Jesus.
Islam reveres Him as a major prophet and messenger of the Lord, believes He performed miracles, and states that He will return to Earth to defeat the Antichrist. That's why Donald Trump's painting depicting himself as the Son of God offended the president of Iran. It was an attack on his religion as well as Christianity.
Trump's trolling tweet was ill-advised, but Tucker is just lying when he claims the Christianity-hating President of Iran was "offended" by this. He's one step away from announcing his official conversion to Islam. He literally never stops praising Islam. Well, he suddenly became Christian two years ago, there's not much stopping him from converting again.
You can track Tuq'r's official conversion to Islam with this Bingo card.
Podcast: CBD and Sefton talk Orban losing, but is it the end of Hungary? The Irish start a brawl, but is it enough, Pope Leo wades into politics, Trump calls Iran's bluff and blockades Hormuz, Artemis II! Swallwell is scum, and more!
People say that the bearded man in the video of Fartwell molesting a hooker looks like Democrat Arizona Senator Rueben Gallego, said to be Swalwell's "best friend" and known to take vacations with him.
Politico is reporting that multiple people have abruptly resigned from Eric Swalwell's gubernatorial campaign: "Members of senior leadership have departed the campaign, including Courtni Pugh, a strategic adviser who served as Swalwell's top liaison to organized labor groups."
So the campaign is collapsing due to the truth of the sexual harassment allegations.
That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the Swalwell campaign. UPDATE: No it wasn't, it was just Swalwell one-cheek-sneaking out a fart on camera
Eric Swalwell more like Eric Farewell amirite
thanks to weft-cut loop.
This is the dumbest AI bullslop I've seen in a while: the CIA can use "quantum magnetometry" to track an individual man's heartbeat from twelve miles away I wouldn't click on it, it's not interesting, it's just stupid clickslop. I just want to share my annoyance with you.
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