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April 06, 2026

Mid-Morning Art Thread

—CBD

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The Morning Report — 4/6/26

—J.J. Sefton

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Good morning kids. I hope you all had a blessed Easter weekend. I had a few personal issues to deal with so unfortunately I'm going to have to keep his morning's post very brief. should be back up to speed by tomorrow with my usual panoply of of links and commentary . Thanks for your patience

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Daily News Stuff 6 April 2026

—Pixy Misa

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Sunday Overnight Open Thread - April 5, 2026 [Doof]

—Open Blogger

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Happy Easter to those who celebrate! Mystery click is for you.

Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Gun Thread: Happy Easter Edition!

—Weasel

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There's a hare in my scope!

Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!

Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving hell did it get to be the Easter Edition? Seems like only last week it was not the Easter Edition!!

So Happy Easter!!

With that, step into the dojo, bite the head off of a chocolate bunny, and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?

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Food Thread: Lamb Or Ham, Sam I Am

—CBD

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Yum! Roast leg of lamb is delicious, although some people are not enamored of the slightly gamy taste of most lamb (especially Australian and New Zealand lamb). But there is an easy way to minimize it, and that is simply trimming the excess fat from the meat. And if you have a boneless leg it's even easier, and it works better. The interior fat seems to be the strongest flavored, and of course it doesn't get crispy and browned like the exterior stuff, so trimming that out makes a big difference.

I think American lamb is the best of the three, but it is more difficult to find and certainly more expensive!

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Ham is...good! Does it rise to the glories of good lamb? No, I don't think so, but it is also much more of a commodity in America, so it is probably more difficult to get high quality ham. I recall a ham from a wild pig that was processed by a butcher in Mendocino County CA, lo these many years ago, that was absolutely spectacular, so it definitely exists!

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First World Problems...

—CBD

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Yes, that is a Rabbit corkscrew that failed catastrophically last night. Both handles broke at once, which impressed me in a sad and depressing way.

It's a good American design, and the first versions were excellent. But (and you know what is coming) they began to save money by making them with cheaper and cheaper materials, and the end result is a good product ruined by Chinese manufacturing and bean counters in the C-suite.

I have an old one, and it is the identical design, but with better materials. It worked smoothly and with less effort compared to the plastic-and-pot-metal new one. It failed after many years, and to the company's credit they replaced it, but with an inferior one. I actually repaired it using a roll pin from an AR, and it works fine! Too bad they didn't repair it for me...that would have been truly impressive.

This speaks to our throw-away culture, and the idea that we no longer expect things to last. But it also creates a feedback loop...cheaper materials can't be repaired, so replacement becomes the norm, so repair becomes anachronistic., which drives even cheaper materials and manufacturing.

Yes, part of this is "Get Off My Lawn," because there are many industries that are building absolutely fantastic products. Criticize American car manufacturing all you want for lack of style and soul, but the cars are great. And the gun industry might be building boring-looking stuff, but they run forever!

But part of it is a serious reflection on how our society has changed. Throw-away cultures lose sight of what built them, and perhaps can no longer recover as well and as quickly from major dislocations, because of the expectation that everything is instantly replaceable.

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Solid Jobs Report With A Delicious Bonus!

—CBD

Decrease regulation. Decrease the drain on the economy by parasitic government employees. Send a clear signal that American manufacturing is paramount. Decrease the barriers to domestic production. Begin to even the playing field with regard to cheap imports subsidized by foreign governments.

These are obvious and rational policies that every American politician should embrace, yet one half of them champion exactly the opposite!

Here is the March Bureau of Labor Statistics report. It's long and repetitive, but here are a couple of paragraphs that are nice to see.

Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 178,000 in March, and the unemployment rate changed little at 4.3 percent, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Job gains occurred in health care, in construction, and in transportation and warehousing. Federal government employment continued to decline.

One downside is the growth in healthcare, which is an unbelievably bloated and inefficient industry whose employment is driven by government regulation and interference. One look at most medical offices will prove that point. How many M.D.s compared to the number of clerks and billing "experts" and managers? Most of that overhead is forced by government fiat and the unbelievable complexity of health insurance company's systems.

But here is the best part...

Federal government employment continued to decline in March (-18,000). Since reaching a peak in October 2024, federal government employment is down by 355,000, or 11.8 percent. Federal employees on furlough during the partial government shutdown were counted as employed in the establishment survey because they worked or received (or will receive) pay for the pay period that included the 12th of the month.

That is a lot of leeches that have been plucked off the body of the American economy. Not nearly enough, but it is a solid start, and we should applaud President Trump and his administration.

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Tousi TV: Second F-15 Pilot Rescued as Iranian Civilians Aid American Operation to Rescue Him

—Disinformation Expert Ace

Tousi reports below. I assume he knows what he's talking about, but take it with grain of salt until we have official confirmation.

Here is a summary:

The US knew where the pilot -- the weapons officer, or WSO, apparently called a "Wizzo" in the trade -- was located due to "unique capabilities." I mean, I think he has a coded radio so I don't know why we're being all cagey about it. He was hiding in a mountain.

The CIA created a deception campaign to trick Iran into thinking he was a hundred miles away (or so) away from his real location.

Iranian Basij forces -- plainclothes soldiers/thugs -- went to the fake location and were "annihilated" by US warplanes sent to greet them. Tousi has video of Iranians coming upon the bodies and saying, "They're all dead."

The US actually created a pop-up secret base of operations deep inside of Iran, about 100 miles (again, I don't know the real distance) south of Teheran. They landed C-130s and little bird helicopters here. I guess this is where the special forces operators struck out from.

One deduction: The US always knew where he was, and told him to just remain hidden and invisible while forces were flown in to rescue him.

One minor hitch in the operation -- one (or was it both?) of the C-130s became stuck and could not take off so they had to be blown up on the ground. This always seems to happen in major special forces operations.

CNN lied and claimed Iranian civilians were flooding into the area to find the pilot on behalf of the IRGC. In fact, they were using their vehicles to jam up the highways to prevent the IRGC from sending troops into the area.

Also, Tousi reports that Trump began secretly arming Iranian civilians since January, when the first uprisings began.

So good news all around. With the civilians armed and openly aiding the US and Israel, I have renewed hopes for the end of the Islamic Occupational Army in Iran.

Update: Trump's post about it.

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Sunday Morning Book Thread - 4-5-2026 ["Perfessor" Squirrel]

—Open Blogger


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Welcome to the prestigious, internationally acclaimed, stately, and illustrious Sunday Morning Book Thread! The place where all readers are welcome, regardless of whatever guilty pleasure we feel like reading (published by Big Penguin. Seriously.) Here is where we can discuss, argue, bicker, quibble, consider, debate, confabulate, converse, and jaw about our latest fancy in reading material. As always, pants are required, unless you are wearing these pants...(cuteness quotient is off the charts.)

So relax, find yourself a warm kitty (or warm puppy--I won't judge) to curl up in your lap, unwrap a chocolate Easter bunny, and dive into a new book. What are YOU reading this fine morning?

8So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell the disciples. 9Suddenly Jesus met them. "Greetings," he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. 10Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me."

Matthew 28:8-10 (NIV)


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“WE GOT HIM!” – Shot Down Airman Rescued by US Forces in Iran

—Buck Throckmorton

From President Trump at Truth Social:

WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow Warfighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

No American casualties. Prayers answered.

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Daily Tech News 5 April 2026

—Pixy Misa

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Saturday Night Club ONT - April 4, 2026 [D Squared]

—Open Blogger

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Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Please don't search for Easter Eggs until after Midnight. If you find the one with the "Lifetime Restroom Token" coupon, please see a staff member.

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Music Thread: -- Open Thread -- Music Thread -- Open Thread

—CBD

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So Garrett fancies himself a backwoodsman! I wonder what he uses the rope for?

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Hobby Thread - April 4, 2026 [TRex]

—Open Blogger

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Welcome hobbyists! Pull up a chair and sit a spell with the Horde in this little corner of the interweb. This is the mighty, mighty officially sanctioned Ace of Spades Hobby Thread. It is that time of the year, a spin of the Wheel of Hobbies (TM) naturally came up with Easter as a theme for this Hobby Thread.

[Top photo: Buc-ee's Bunny]

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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, April 4

—K.T.

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Gardening, Home and Nature Thread, April 4

—K.T.

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Happy Holiday Weekend! The air is fresh around here, and you can almost feel it in these photos, too!

Here are photos of my Anemone Clematis, almost at its peak. I've been training this vine almost 20 years.

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Twenty years! The flowers DO look like anemones, but also like clematis!

I love them. How about you?

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Holy Saturday and the world keeps turning

—K.T.

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Courtesy Daily Citizen, via Donald Sensing

Hope everyone is having a nice Holy Saturday or Passover commemoration. Have you been paying attention to the Artemis Mission? Here's a live tracker. The world is still turning.

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NASA has gotten pretty expensive lately:

Artemis is an absurdly expensive boondoggle & it will cost the same as ~14 hours of Medicare/Social Security spending

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The Artemis Mission has triggered a renewal in conspiracy theories concerning faking of the first moon landing, based largely on two strange interview exchanges with Buzz Aldrin, one in 2000 and one in 2015. But Aldrin supported Trump for President in 2024 based on support for the space program.

Artificial Intelligence is gonna be fun.

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The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival-Happy Easter Edition

—Misanthropic Humanitarian

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[You mean it's not an all day beverage?]


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Good morning boys and girls and everything in between. Before we enter the Prayer Revival just a few house keeping matters to go over. (Rulz for those of you in De Pere.)

1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate.
2) Be kind. Be nice. And for heaven's sake no egg fights later today.
3) Running with sharp objects and juggling with filet knives is really, really frowned upon.
4) Have a great weekend. He is Risen!

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Daily Tech News 4 April 2026

—Pixy Misa

Top Story

  • Half of planned US datacenter builds have been delayed or canceled. (Tom's Hardware)

    Unfortunately this does not represent a collapse in the AI industry - not yet, anyway - but a shortage in key electrical distribution components thanks to the ongoing trade war with China, something that will be resolved relatively quickly as other countries gleefully pick China's bones clean. Metaphorically.


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You know we "joke" about the GOPe just "conserving" leftist things?
David French just posted:

Populists ask what conservativism has ever conserved?
Well its about to conserve birthright citizenship!
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I couldn't hate this queen of the cuck-chair more if it paid seven figures and came with a corner office.
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Podcast: CBD and Sefton talk birthright citizenship, the 14th Amendment and SCOTUS, no boots in Iran, Artemis II and refocusing NASA, the NBA's hatred of everything non-woke, and more!
In more marketing for Project Hail Mary, scientists say they've found the biosigns indicating life growing on an alien planet. It's not proof, just signatures of chemicals that are produced by biological metabolism, and it could be nothing, but scientists think it's a strong sign that this planet is inhabited by something.
In a paper published in the Astrophysical Journal Letters, a team of scientists announced the detection of dimethyl sulfide (along with a similar detection of dimethyl disulfide) in the atmosphere of an exoplanet called K2-18b. This is actually the second detection of dimethyl sulfide made on this planet, following a tentative detection in 2023.
Tons of chemicals are detected in the atmospheres of celestial objects every day. But dimethyl sulfide is different, because on Earth, it's only produced by living organisms.
"It is a shock to the system," Nikku Madhusudhan, first author on the paper, told the New York Times. "We spent an enormous amount of time just trying to get rid of the signal."

He means they tried to prove the signal was caused by things other than dimethyl sulfide but they could not.
Artemis moon shot a go, scheduled for 6:24 Eastern time tonight
Great marketing arranged by Amazon to promote Project Hail Mary. Okay not really but it does work out that way.
What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)*
Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown.
The Gascon nobleman inspired Alexandre Dumas's hero in "The Three Musketeers" in the 19th century, a character now known worldwide thanks to the novel and numerous film adaptations.
D'Artagnan was killed during the siege of Maastricht in 1673, and there is a statue honoring the musketeer in the city. His final resting place has remained a mystery ever since.

A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask).
* Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV.
Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR.
Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him.
LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR.
Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too.
LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others.
But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring:
"But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said."
In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power."
I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron.
Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring.
I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do.
But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
Finish the job, Mr. President!
Melanie Phillips lays out the case for the total destruction of the Iranian government and armed forces. [CBD]
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Podcast: Sefton and CBD talk about how would a peace treaty with Iran work, Democrats defending murderers and rapists, The GOP vs. Dem bench for 2028, composting bodies? And more!
Oh, I forgot to mention this quote from Pete Hegseth, reported by Roger Kimball: "We are sharing the ocean with the Iranian Navy. We're giving them the bottom half."
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click: Red Leather Suit and Sweatband Edition
And I was here to please
I'm even on knees
Makin' love to whoever I please
I gotta do it my way
Or no way at all
Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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