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September 15, 2005

More Cybersex Gone Wrong

You know you're having bad cybersex when it becomes a little too much like actual sex.

She: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

He: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

...

She: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your
hard tool.

He: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

If I only had a nickle.

Memo to Self: I must work in some "Your breasts are neat!" dirty-talk in at some point in my life.


posted by Ace at 12:59 AM
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