Star Wars Episode III Trailer
It's the movie you were waiting for for twenty years, but then stopped waiting for about five years ago, 'round the time of Jar-Jar's first appearance.
Someone asked me if he had accidentally hit the "retard setting" on his DVD for Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. I told him yes, that setting was called "Play."
And yet, I've gotta say, they might actually trick me into seeing this one.
The good news: Hayden Christiansen might not be in the movie much. That's something, I guess.
I'm not saying he's a bad actor; he was good in Shattered Glass (highly recommended, by the way; a must-watch liberal-media true-crime flick). But Lucas -- he of the velvet-soft directorial touch -- made him such a whiny bitch in the last movie. Evil ought to be compelling. Not annoying.
At any rate, they need to get Annikin into the Vader mask as soon as possible. But I imagine the trailer is sorta lying to me, and that moment will come in the last three minutes of the movie.