Folks, Get Ready for a Shock: With His Last Action as a Senatorial Candidate, Evan McMullin Lied In a Preening, Narcissistic, Sanctimonious Way

He claimed -- in a Tweet, of course; all these Twitter-Based Life-Forms do is Tweet and raise money off of Twitter links -- that while he conceded to Lee, he sternly, heroically advised Mike Lee that he had better uphold his oath to the Constitution, with the unstated but palpable implication that if he didn't, Rough, Tough Evan just might coming for him.

You'll never guess, but it turns out, the lifelong liar was lying about this, and once again counterfeiting himself to make himself look good on Twitter for his Twitter zombie fans.

In a subsequent Facebook post and tweet, McMullin claimed he told Sen. Lee, "I truly hope that he upholds his oath to the Constitution during his upcoming term."

Lee's son John retorted via Twitter: "That is not at all how the call went. I was there. Both candidates were surprisingly cordial. For once, you didn't take the typical pedantic tone -- I was surprised how kind the exchange was. And then you turned around and tweeted this. You have lied and deceived until the very end."

Utah's Republican Party Vice Chairman Jordan Hess would go on to corroborate John's tweet. "I was also there. What @johndlee says is true. McMullin continues to lie," he tweeted.

So here is my guess, and I'll bet six dollars ($6 US) that I'm right: His next grift is a 501(c)(3) about "monitoring and enforcing Muh Constitutional Normz" and this is his opening PR move before he files the paperwork.

Will you donate $100 so that Evan McMullin can pay $8 to an assistant in India to scan the Twitter feeds of Republicans and make snarky comments to them about the Constitution, while using the rest of the money to fund his lavish no-work lifestyle?

(I'm taking it easy today because it's Veterans Day -- I'm not a Veteran, just taking the opportunity to take a half day that better men have secured for me -- and because it was a tough week. Posts today are going to be very quick and superficial.)

posted by Ace at 12:00 PM

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