Saturday Night Club ONT - November 14, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. The Moose is outside enjoying the crisp fall weather but always ready for action.

Jerks need not enter. Trolls also. The moose knows how to handle those types of folks.

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to buy his wife a sheer nightgown.

The clerk shows him several options, ranging from $250 to $500. The sheerer the nightgown, the higher the price.

He chooses the sheerest one for $500 and heads home.

He gives it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, try it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs, his wife thinks, "It's so sheer, it might as well be nothing! I'll just model it naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."

She steps out onto the balcony, completely naked, and strikes a pose.

The husband looks up and says, "Good grief! For $500, you'd think they'd at least iron it!"

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Drink of the Night

Apple Cider Margarita

Ingredients 1 ½ ounces tequila reposado or blanco 2 ounces apple cider ¾ ounce triple sec or Cointreau ¾ ounce fresh lime juice Cinnamon and sugar, for the rim Ice, for serving Star anise and cinnamon stick, for garnish (optional)

Instructions
Cut a notch in a lime wedge, then run the lime around the rim of a glass. Dip the edge of the rim into a plate of cinnamon and sugar.

Single drink: Place all ingredients in a cocktail shaker and fill it with ice. Shake until cold. Strain the margarita into the glass with the sugar rim. Fill the glass with ice and serve.

Pitcher (8 servings): Place 1 ½ cups tequila, 2 cups apple cider, ¾ cup triple sec or Cointreau, and ¾ cup lime juice in a pitcher. Add 3 handfuls of ice and stir until cold. Prepare the glasses separately, then add 2/3 cup to each glass and garnish with ice.

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