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November 15, 2026
First World Problems...
I bought an immensely large bag of candy for Halloween, on the off chance that some poor kid will wander past the house and need a sugar fix. The kids in my neighborhood go to block parties and Trunk-Or-Treat events, and are missing out on the joys of working hard for one's candy! Poor little bastards!
But...I obviously have a rodent problem in my home, or maybe it's some sort of candy elf that sneaks into homes to steal their extra candy.
I can't think of another way 90% of the candy has disappeared!