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Quick HitsHamas makes a new wonderful ceasefire offer for Israel -- would you accept dead hostages (aka "murder victims") in our hostages-for-prisoners deal? What a deal! Hamas has a new proposal for a cease-fire, disguised as the former US-negotiated hostage deal, but with a new twist. Now that the Israelis have made it clear that Joe Biden won't stop them from destroying the remaining Hamas brigades in Rafah, they want to go back to the deal they rejected ... as long as the Israelis aren't too picky about body temperature:[The Times of Israel:] I'm feeling a real Colonel Kurtz kind of way about these Gazans. People are declaring this summer to be "Frat Boy Summer." What they mean is that this is the summer that traditionalist men declare, "We're here, we're straight, we want to wear loose shorts with lots of big pockets." Behold the "frat boys" unapologetically saving Old Glory, singing the national anthem, chanting "USA, USA, USA," and rudely ridiculing the campus freaks who parade around in Hamas colors and barricade themselves in university buildings. Speaking of, neurotic hysterical White Women are now pushing the latest shrill propganda, claiming that it's safer to encounter a bear in the woods than a (spit) man. They claim that men are more dangerous to women than bears. Which is a strange claim, as they encounter hundreds of men daily, with few adverse incidents. They have never encountered a single bear, of course. So as usual, humiliating levels of childlike ignorance is both their shield and their sword. Man Or Bear? Many Women Say They'd Rather Be Stuck In The Woods With A Bear In Latest Viral TikTok Debate The bear. The bear "sees you as a human being," you say. Remarkable. Some users are flipping the question, asking men whether they'd rather their wife or daughter be alone with a bear or a man in the woods, and many of the men chose bear--including one, who said "I think you're more likely to anticipate what a bear would do than what a man would do." I think that guy is grinding feminist points for snizz. Now, if the question were "would you rather be alone with a "male feminist" or a bear" -- that I could see being a closer question.
Boy Scouts of America is changing its name for the first time in its 114-year history in a bid to 'boost inclusion'.
David Hogg @davidhogg111 A female darts competitor forfeited the championship match rather than play against a man in a Party City wig. 'I'm not playing against a man in a women's event.' That is what British darts champion Deta Hedman said Saturday. So, she forfeited her match against transgender competitor Noa-Lynn van Leuven at the Denmark Open. A TIPP poll -- which puts Biden slightly ahead of Trump -- simultaneously finds that Biden has lost 28 points of support among blacks. A new I&I/TIPP poll highlights a dramatic 28-point decline in support for President Joe Biden among Black Americans since the 2020 election, marking a significant shift in voter sentiment. But he's ahead of Trump. Riiiiight.
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