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May 07, 2024

Quick Hits 2

Flaky corpservative Kristi Noem tells Fox News "journalist" Stuart Varney that he "needs to stop" asking her about her puppy murder. I think the media is fixated on the puppy murder to draw attention away from the goat murder she killed the same day (IIRC) but that's just me, I believe in the value of goats' lives.


Victor Davis Hanson doesn't look too comfortable about Megyn Kelly's cruelty in trashing Noem about her lies about meeting (and staring down) Kim Il-Jun. Noem weirdly says she worked to correct this lie "as soon as it was brought to my attention," but... her ghostwriter must have gotten it from somewhere, and Kristi Noem read this passage aloud for the audiobook. Didn't she hear this lie then? Was she just zoned out completely? Is it a lie she's told, Biden-like, so many times it's become part of her Personal Head Cannon?

Kelly is probably riding her hard because they both kind of inhabit the same social space -- pretty women near the top of the pile in the politico-media sphere -- and people who occupy the same sort of slot tend to be enemies.

Especially if they're women. Obviously.

But who cares about her bias. Kristi Noem showed her true colors when she vetoed the no-boys-in-girls-sports law, and then lied about just wanting to avoid litigation or having only exercised the veto for technical reasons. She's another small-state red governor, like Asa Hutchinson, entirely dependent on her state's corporate oligarchs, who are of course all-in on transgenderism. Fuck her and the dead dog (and goat) she rode in on.

Megyn Kelly nails her on her "Aw shucks" shitkicker schtick. Whenever you catch her in a lie, she says something like "Well that's just the way we get things done on the ranch, you urban pointyheads wouldn't understand."

I understand you shot a puppy and didn't meet Kim Il-Jun. Would spending time holding a pitchfork improve my understanding?

An ex-CNN "reporter" tells a frightening story of attending a dinner party with educated, nicely-dressed people of her social order.. only to discover they were all "closeted Trump supporters" and "MAGAts." And this knowledge, that "MAGAts" might be walking around pretending to be humans, "haunts" her.

Chilling!

Ex-CNN reporter Michelle Kosinski wrote in a Sunday social media post that she was surprised by how "normal" a group of "closeted" Trump supporters seemed at a dinner she attended, which she said continues to "haunt" her.

"All were well-educated and successful in careers. They seemed great! On the surface. For like an hour. But slowly, over a few drinks, they began to let slip their true MAGA natures," Kosinski wrote.

Kosinski, a former correspondent for both CNN and NBC News, wrote that one couple in the group wouldn't allow their kids to apply to Ivy League universities, but were "weird" about explaining their reasoning. Others used air-quotes while talking about climate change.

"The others-- when they realized that a few in their presence came armed with (gasp) actual facts (NO!)-- quickly changed the subject and nervously said they don't want to talk politics. They realized they would be eviscerated on all idiotic points, especially on the economy," Kosinski said.

Kosinski said it was funny how "extremist" or "wrong" beliefs can leak out from those who you least expect, but warned, "they are out there."

"This dinner continues to haunt me. They all seemed so... normal. When I asked the couple who were my old friends how THEY didn't know, they said that in their upscale FL neighborhood, people are extremely careful not to ever broach or debate the subject. This is not healthy," Kosinski continued in her thread.

Yes, dear, Those People are unhealthy. On the other hand, you in your bitter, twisted hysteria and obsessive hatred -- you're completely healthy.

Hey, Valley of the Dolls, how many fucking pills are you on? Do you even know?

"If people don't ever talk about these things as friends and neighbors, and only live in their own warped information silos, how will they ever learn what is true or false? How will the truth ever make them consider alternatives? The allure of bulls--- is co-opting decent minds," Kosinski wrote.

LOL. The MAGAts live "in their own warped information silos." Yes, of course.

Mark Hemingway @Heminator

It is truly amazing how at a time when mortgage rates have close to tripled in three years, overall consumer prices are up 20 percent (25 for food), and Russia's at war in Eastern Europe and the entire Middle East is a powder keg -- the response is "MAGAts don't know facts!"


As you probably have heard by now, this excitable little idiot actually managed to get laughed out of the "news" industry when she rowed a kayak to pretend that flood waters were so deep they required boats to get around in. She was humiliated when two men walked into frame, showing that the flooding was about six inches deep.

Jen Psaki: Don't Give Up Hope for a Biden Win -- After All, Trump Could Die!


I've been repeatedly told that any talk about deaths in politics encourages assassins to kill people, and cannot be tolerated at all.

But here's Jen Psaki telling millions (well, dozens) of low-functioning mentally-ill retards that the only way Biden can win is for Trump to die.

Kathy Hochul says that black kids "don't even know what a computer is."

Watch the face of the black woman giving a sign-language replay of her comments when she gets to Hochul's assertions about black ignorance.

I guess we have to talk about this: The Pro-Hamas Terrorists proved themselves ineffectual failures, just like the Met Gala said they were.


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Not even any red paint splashed on them. (I guess -- who can tell with this troupe of garish clowns.)

Do better, Dirties. Do better. At least stand upwind from these people so that your cultivated pungence assails their fake noses.

Some more trash fashion -- trashion -- from the Gala.

Ugh, Cardi B. and her self-reported oozing minge.

Apparently this pyrsyn is some kind of disposable pop act, so she dresses in a wet clingy film and exposes her nipples. Eh, she's a Hooters Fry Cook 5.

At this point it's just too easy to make fun of Lizzo, so let me get right on that. I'm not proud.

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If I'm being honest, and I don't mean to be, that's one of the less-awful dresses I've seen.

Megyn Kelly rants about it here. It costs $75,000 per person to attend -- per regular person, you understand. The C- and D-list celebrities are comped to draw in the fame-thirsting nobodies.

If you skip to 12:30, you can see the best part of an Met Gala: Stunning and brave gay men wearing dresses.

I was sad to see Chris Hemsworth there -- not wearing a dress, just at the vile event -- but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he just went as a favor to his wife.

Though I'm getting a little tired of him and his delusion that he's a hilarious comedic actor.

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