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Already Facing a Boycott Over Its Transgender Policy, Planet Fitness Doubles Down and Hires a CEO Specializing In, Get This, "Diversity"
Amid Violence and Chants of "Death to America" and "Burn Tel Aviv to the Ground," the Gaslight Media Races to Give the Pro-Hamas Criminals a Media Glow-Up
Democrat Party Takes a Cut of Donations for Bail for Pro-Hamas Criminals;
NFL Donated to Group Providing Free Bail to Terrorism Supporters
Supreme Court Seems Ready to Overturn 9th Circus' Judge-Made Law That Homeless People Are Allowed to Sleep On the Streets (At Least Until Cities Build Free Houses for Every Single Homeless Person)
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 4/23/24
Daily Tech News 23 April 2024
Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/22/24) Less Is More Edition
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
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redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
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Quarantine Cafe: Novelty/Humor Songs Edition
In rough chronological order, but I haven't looked every song's release year up. It's all guestimated.
Spike Jones, Cocktails for Two.
Louie Prima, Yes, We Have No Bananas.
Alvin and The Chipmunks, Christmas Don't Be Late.
Allan Sherman, Hello Muddah Hello Faddah.
Buchanan & Goodman, Flying Saucer.
Screamin' Jay Hawkins, I Put a Spell On You.
Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, Little Red Riding Hood.
People who aren't really Beatles fans might be surprised that they did a novelty/humor/parody song: The Beatles, You Know My Name (Look Up the Number). (Well, I mean, I guess Yellow Submarine is a novelty song too. I try not to think of that one.)
Jimmy Soul, If You Want to Be Happy All Your Life.
Napoleon XIV, They're Coming to Take Me Away (Ha-Ha).
The Intro and The Outro, The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band.
The Holy Modal Rounders, Boobs-A-Lot.
Frank Zappa, Please Don't Eat the Yellow Snow.
Cheech & Chong, Basketball Jones.
Black Arabs, Sex Pistols disco medley.
Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots, Disco Duck.
A Doctor Demento deep cut, Ogden Edsel, Kinko the Clown.
Another Doctor Demento cut, Odgen Edsel, Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun.
The Afternoon Delights, General Hospi-Tale.
Barnes & Barnes, Fish Heads. (One of the Barnes is Billy Mumy from Lost in Space.)
Eddie Murphy, Boogie in the Butt.
Camper Van Beethoven, Take the Skinheads Bowling.
Weird Al Yankovic, My Bologna.
Content warning. And I don't know if this counts. But this has to be a joke, right? 2 Live Crew, The F**k Shop.
Julie Brown, The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun.
Superstars of the WWF, Land of a Thousand Dances.
I think this counts: Biz Markie, Just a Friend.
Rodney Dangerfield, Rappin' Rodney.
Bestie Boys, Fight For Your Right (To Party).
Bob & Doug McKenzie, featuring Geddy Lee, Take Off.
Bob & Doug McKenzie, the 12 Days of Christmas.
King Missile, Detachable Penis.
Liam Lynch, United States of Whatever.
Tenacious D, F*** Her Gently. Content warning.
The Lonely Island, Jack Sparrow.
Steel Panther, It Won't Suck Itself.
Steel Panther, Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'.
Content Warning on those last three, if the titles weren't warning enough.
Let's finish up with three big ones:
Smell the Glove: "Somewhat on topic, but Doomcock yesterday had a go ..."
wth: "Planet Witness ...... Planet Witless ..."
Axeman: "Unless GW retcons the Sisters into having guys it ..."
Blanco: "People shouldn't boycott Planet Fitness. But ag ..."
A dude in MI: "9 year old hitmen coming soon ..."
Wally: "DEI and a gym would seem to be a perfect match, be ..."
wth: "The Pentagon admitted they cannot account for tril ..."
18-1: "[i]Why are we paying taxes? The country operates i ..."
Texas: "Kids murder free! ..."
Moron Analyst: "Unless GW retcons the Sisters into having guys it ..."
Axeman: "And of course no one is bitching about the lack of ..."
Already Facing a Boycott Over Its Transgender Policy, Planet Fitness Doubles Down and Hires a CEO Specializing In, Get This, "Diversity"
Amid Violence and Chants of "Death to America" and "Burn Tel Aviv to the Ground," the Gaslight Media Races to Give the Pro-Hamas Criminals a Media Glow-Up
Democrat Party Takes a Cut of Donations for Bail for Pro-Hamas Criminals;
NFL Donated to Group Providing Free Bail to Terrorism Supporters
Supreme Court Seems Ready to Overturn 9th Circus' Judge-Made Law That Homeless People Are Allowed to Sleep On the Streets (At Least Until Cities Build Free Houses for Every Single Homeless Person)
The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 4/23/24
Daily Tech News 23 April 2024
Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/22/24) Less Is More Edition
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)