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October 01, 2020

LOL: Game 1 of 2020 NBA Finals Loses Half of 2019's First-Game Viewership

Learn to code, subliterates.

Also: The very dumb reality/celebrity game show "The Masked Singer" beat the NBA Finals in the key demo of 18-49.

This is Yahoo, so be prepared to have this ratings collapse blamed on everything except hardcore leftist political agitation:

The NBA Finals tipped off a few months late in 2020, and boy do the earliest TV ratings reflect the affects of coronavirus.

Really? Miami and LA residents are still locked in their houses with bars and restaurants and live shows closed down, but a 50% loss of ratings is to be expected #BecauseCoronavirus?

Get fucked, dummy dum-dum.

Game 1 of the 2020 NBA Finals settled for a 2.1 rating among adults 18-49 and 5.3 million total viewers. Now, those averages will rise significantly when final Nielsen data becomes available, but they are currently about half of what last year' comparable preliminary data estimated for ABC. Mind you, that’s WITH the return of LeBron James to the Finals....

Also Read: 'The Masked Singer' Has First-Ever Self Elimination and Unmasking: And the Gremlin Is... (Video) ABC finished first in the key adults 18-49 demographic last night in primetime.

Hey "King" Lebron, can I f#ck your momma like your teammate did?

I promise I'll take her out for a nice classy meal at Arby's (TM) before I "do" her.

Via Sports Wars, merrily documenting the apocalypse of spectator sports.


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