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December 23, 2019

Rand Paul's Annual Airing of Festivus Grievances

Those tweets below.

Also amusing: This Christmas' hottest merch is "Epstein Did Not Kill Himself" sweaters and ornaments.

Following the August death of convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, a rash of sweaters, Christmas tree ornaments and other holiday goods have appeared on retail sites like Amazon and Etsy touting conspiracies that the 66-year-old was murdered.
"Christmas lights are a lot like Epstein -- they don't hang themselves," reads one $19.80 sweater on Amazon featuring the 66-year-old in a Santa hat. Plenty of ornaments also include the allegation, including this one, which also features a noose.

"During Christmas, an elf may sit on a shelf, but Epstein didn't kill himself," says another Amazon sweater, available starting at $29.99 in eight different colors.

I’ve got a lot of problems with you people... pic.twitter.com/UyzjhPRxUh
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019

Take Nancy Pelosi (please). I don’t know if I can stop laughing long enough to air my grievances with Nancy. Her new plan is great - she is going to punish the president by NOT sending his impeachment to Senate? Next, maybe she’ll threaten to NOT send us anymore legislation?
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019

Thankfully, I didn’t have any calls with Rudy, or Adam Schiff would have been spying on me. Of course, the real trouble would have come at Christmas dinner when my Dad asked me what the hell I was doing talking to Rudy Giuliani. https://t.co/V4URJN5ISP
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019

It’s his second best hire behind that guy...what's his name, the guy who kept trying to start all the wars but then got fired on twitter.
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019

Thankfully though, the President usually does listen to his own instincts, which on foreign policy are pretty good. Though if you ask him, he will insist they are PERFECT.
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019

The fact is, everyone in Washington is just mad President Trump didn’t want to spend more of your money on foreign aid. Fine me with me. I say cut it all off, for any reason. Corruption? Cut if off. Starting wars? Cut it off. Stole our Netflix password? Cut it off!
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019

haha ok no, sorry. I can’t do that with a straight face. These debates are a clown show but the clowns are Not intentionally being funny.
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019

Joe Biden is doing well. I feel like if the Democrats nominate him we are all going to discuss whether or not we should hand over the nuclear codes to someone who hasn’t been able to find his keys for a while now.
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019

I’m glad Bernie is in these debates though. If you’re gonna hear about socialism, why not hear it from the guy Marx asked to help edit his book.
— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019

This is amusing:

Merry Christmas to you too!!!! pic.twitter.com/D3hTvZyP6d
— Tomi Van Hadley (@USParadigm) December 23, 2019

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Following the August death of convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, a rash of sweaters, Christmas tree ornaments and other holiday goods have appeared on retail sites like Amazon and Etsy touting conspiracies that the 66-year-old was murdered. "Christmas lights are a lot like Epstein -- they don't hang themselves," reads one $19.80 sweater on Amazon featuring the 66-year-old in a Santa hat. Plenty of ornaments also include the allegation, including this one, which also features a noose. "During Christmas, an elf may sit on a shelf, but Epstein didn't kill himself," says another Amazon sweater, available starting at $29.99 in eight different colors. I’ve got a lot of problems with you people... pic.twitter.com/UyzjhPRxUh — Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019 Take Nancy Pelosi (please). I don’t know if I can stop laughing long enough to air my grievances with Nancy. Her new plan is great - she is going to punish the president by NOT sending his impeachment to Senate? Next, maybe she’ll threaten to NOT send us anymore legislation? — Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019 Thankfully, I didn’t have any calls with Rudy, or Adam Schiff would have been spying on me. Of course, the real trouble would have come at Christmas dinner when my Dad asked me what the hell I was doing talking to Rudy Giuliani. https://t.co/V4URJN5ISP — Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019 It’s his second best hire behind that guy...what's his name, the guy who kept trying to start all the wars but then got fired on twitter. — Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019 Thankfully though, the President usually does listen to his own instincts, which on foreign policy are pretty good. Though if you ask him, he will insist they are PERFECT. — Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019 The fact is, everyone in Washington is just mad President Trump didn’t want to spend more of your money on foreign aid. Fine me with me. I say cut it all off, for any reason. Corruption? Cut if off. Starting wars? Cut it off. Stole our Netflix password? Cut it off! — Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019 haha ok no, sorry. I can’t do that with a straight face. These debates are a clown show but the clowns are Not intentionally being funny. — Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019 Joe Biden is doing well. I feel like if the Democrats nominate him we are all going to discuss whether or not we should hand over the nuclear codes to someone who hasn’t been able to find his keys for a while now. — Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2019 I’m glad Bernie is in these debates though. 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