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September 26, 2013

Abortion Fanatic Wendy Davis Running for Governor of Texas for Some Reason

She'll be running on the YOLO Ticket.

Gotta get that Public Awareness rating up for the MSNBC show. What I figure is that it will be a talk show with an audience, running from 1-3 PM every day, which discusses the problems of "Real Women Like You." Obviously it will just be called...

Wendy!

Or possibly

Making a Stand,
With Wendy!

...and there will be a little logo of a pair of little girl's pink tennis shoes.

But anyway, for now, she's pretending she wants to be Governor.

State Sen. Wendy Davis of Texas will run for governor next year, two Democratic sources familiar with the planning confirmed to CNN.

The Democrat, who gained national fame after her 13-hour filibuster over a controversial abortion bill, was already scheduled to make an announcement about her political future on October 3.

The New Republic apparently thinks her chances are improving.

Earlier Nate Cohn's piece was headlined:

Why Wendy Davis is Doomed

But apparently their exclusively arch-liberal readership was bothered by that, so now his piece is called:

Wendy Davis Doesn't Stand a Chance of Becoming Texas Governor

So, that's an upgrade.

You can read the piece if you like to find out why she's doomed.

But I'll give you the basics of it, after the SPOILER SPACE.

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Because it's Texas.

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