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January 24, 2007

"You Won't Have John Kerry To Kick Around Anymore"

Oh, but we will. Even if you go back to your recipe-stealing cookie business.

He cites the "botched joke" as the reason he's unviable as a candidate.

I think it's more likely due to the fact that he's a dirty, stinking drunk.

Thanks to Rosetta.

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posted by Ace at 02:14 PM

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