Thursday Overnight Open Thread - January 29, 2026 [Doof]

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Woman Discovers Third Breast After Giving Birth

Jasmine Mamiya, a mother of two, was shocked to learn she had developed a third breast after giving birth to her second child. While recovering in the hospital, a lactation consultant pointed out what appeared to be a nipple growing under her armpit — something Mamiya initially thought was just a skin tag.

The consultant explained that during pregnancy, it’s possible for some women to grow extra breast tissue along what’s called the “milk line” — a vertical path running from the armpits to the groin. These can sometimes form a full third breast, complete with a nipple, and even have the ability to produce milk.

Check out the whole story. There's a video clip at the link. It's less than whelming.

The NY Post story on this starts off in true Horde style:
"Jasmine Mamiya was in udder disbelief."

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Unrelated yet somehow related

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Rule # 1 - never stick your D in crazy. What Rule number is this??

Central Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say

An Oviedo man was arrested this week after he was caught engaging in a “sexual performance” with a vacuum cleaner, according to the Osceola County Sheriff’s Office.

In a release, deputies said they responded to Grassendale Street in Kissimmee’s Windsor Hills Resort on Jan. 22 after receiving reports of a man “exposing his sexual organs in front of a residence.”

“The victims that observed this behavior provided a statement and a cell phone recording of a male, partially clothed, in front of a residence, engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner,” the release reads.

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Not related, yet somehow related

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Frozen waves? Kewl!

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Interesting analysis. What say you, 'Ettes?

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Preparations are underway for the worldwide kicky-ball event happening later this year. Los Angeles is attempting to cover up graffiti in some areas. How's that working out for them?

Taggers target 'graffiti-proof' ivy installed along 101 Freeway ahead of FIFA World Cup

With the FIFA World Cup months away, Caltrans has been spending millions of dollars to clean up trash and graffiti on local freeways, but one effort to stop street art doesn't appear to be working.

Two weeks ago, Caltrans crews installed artificial ivy on the walls of the 101 Freeway in Downtown Los Angeles to cover up and hopefully deter graffiti. But, taggers have already left their mark.

To cover up the graffiti, Caltrans crews are installing artificial ivy on the walls. There are mixed opinions on whether or not it's a good idea.

Contained in the story is an example of California ridiculousness.

Due to a mural and related agreements at this location and several walls along U.S. 101 in downtown Los Angeles, Caltrans is not legally allowed to paint over or remove graffiti.

I can't wait to not watch the World Cup this year.

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No clue if the top half of this is a real avatar used by Alex Pretti. Too funny for me to care if it's not!

Earworm status - activated. Click away!

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Another easy one tonight. Difficulty level 1 out of 5

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