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May 06, 2024

(5/6/23) Monday Overnight Open Thread

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. Albert Einstein


Quote 2

“This is what this is all about — election inference, how do we stop it — and it’s a disgrace. President Donald Trump I wonder if this comment will cause the Honorable Wannabe Judge Dred to jail President Trump


Quote III

‘I’m thankful to God that I’m still here. Jesus’ Dwelling Place Church shows Pastor Glenn Germany


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Do you think gun owners have a hard time now with popular opinion? Ms. Dog Killer wants to be President of the NRA. No. Fuck no!

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) pitched herself for a top NRA job as early as last fall, two sources told Axios.

Why it matters: Noem offered to step down early as governor for the role, according to a person familiar with her conversation with former NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre.

Late last fall, Noem called LaPierre to advocate to be the next executive vice president or CEO of the gun lobby.
Noem is now in a heated PR cycle over passages in her book about shooting her dog and meeting with Kim Jong Un.

I don't care if she met with Kim Jong Un. Plenty of Democrats Commies and/or Fascists have met with evil people and they aren't called out for it.


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In case you are wondering how my day went. There might be a Mystery click or two...

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WTF?!?! I suppose there were no strays at the pound she could "adopt". Engaged Teacher Arrested For 'Making Out' With 5th Grade

An engaged Wisconsin elementary school teacher was arrested for "making out" with a fifth-grade student on Wednesday (May 1).

River Crest Elementary School teacher Madison Bergmann, 24, faces one count of first-degree sexual assault and was released on a $25,000 signature bond, according to charging documents obtained by CBS News. The parents of the 11-year-old boy overheard the child having a phone conversation with Bergmann earlier in the week, at which point they found texts between two in which she allegedly discussed multiple encounters inside the classroom, during lunch or after school, as well as how much she enjoyed him touching her and "making out," documents stated.


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Cartoons are not, I repeat, are not real and Mother Nature is not a cartoon. She's a bitch.

RAGING BEAST Terrifying moment hippo attacks tourist boat sinking its huge teeth into vessel after charging across Namibia river
A witness said she was 'shocked to the wild mammal' chasing and hitting the boat

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Joint Operation Emporium


Birthdays today via this dayinmusic.com


6 May 1945
American singer-songwriter, guitarist and pianist Bob Seger, who scored the 1977 hit 'Night Moves', the 1987 US No.1 single 'Shakedown', taken from the film Beverly Hills Cop II, and the 1995 hit single 'We've Got Tonight'. Seger has sold more than 100 million records worldwide.


6 May 1929
American singer Leon Hughes, The Coasters. The rhythm and blues/rock and roll vocal group scored the 1958 US No.1 single 'Yakety Yak', the 1959 US No.2 and UK No.6 single 'Charlie Brown', as well as 'Young Blood' and 'Poison Ivy'. Hughes died at his home in Watts, Los Angeles, on 1 March 2023, at the age of 92. He was the last surviving original member of The Coasters.

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Not chauffeur material but But a Genius Award Winner.

Police: Sackets Harbor man drove vehicle off boat launch while following GPS

May 1—SACKETS HARBOR — A Sackets Harbor man told police that he drove his vehicle onto the village's boat launch and then into the lake at about 2 a.m. Monday while following GPS instructions.


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Genius Award Winner meets Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Amazon delivery driver shoots, kills person with gun in attempted carjacking, police say


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