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Biden's Invasionary Force of Illegals Would Together Make Up the Fourteenth Most Populous State in the Union
The border is under control, they perjured themselves.
San Diego sees 500% increase in border apprehensions as crisis shifts west
But now that his fake "presidency" is at stake, Biden begin saying "Oh wait, maybe there are some things I could do myself to shut down the flow of illegals..." Biden's inconsistency [on executive power to close the border] stems from something darker, though--he is pivoting in an election year from a policy of open borders and active importation of illegal immigrants to one that he believes necessary to win an election. Everybody knows his goal is to reopen the border if he wins reelection.
One thing he could do is just require those judging fake asylum claims to bring a little more skepticism to the proceedings than none at all: Under the new policies, asylum officers would be instructed to raise the standards they use in their "credible fear interviews," the first screening given to asylum-seekers who are trying to avoid deportation for crossing the border illegally. As you might guess, to be eligible for an asylum hearing at all (and to be "paroled" into the interior of the country while you wait eight years for that hearing), you have to explain that you have a "credible fear" of persecution. Every illegal currently meets this low threshold by simply lying. If their country isn't politically repressive, they'll say there's some criminal gang threatening them. They are required to provide zero evidence to show this "credible fear" is actually... credible. And Biden can change that zero standard hearing with the stroke of a pen. And Immigration and Customs Enforcement would be told to prioritize recently arrived migrants for deportation, in a "last in, first out" policy, the officials said.< Ohhhhh! It's "low-hanging fruit," now! But I thought Biden couldn't do anything unless Congress granted a mass amnesty!
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