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Secret Service Now Tasked with Solving the Mystery: Who Could Have Possibly Left a Bag of Cocaine in the White House?Can you solve this groovy mystery? The U.S. Secret Service on Tuesday said it was investigating an "unknown item" found inside the White House complex on Sunday that sources said was described in radio traffic as a cocaine-like substance. Yeah that must be it. It must be a visitor who went through security with a bag of fucking cocaine in his pocket, and then decided to leave it there. When asked if there were tours last weekend, the Secret Service would not confirm that, saying: "These are details that are pertinent to our investigation and not something we can get into." Jazz Shaw points out that initial reports said that the coke was found in the White House residence -- but then the Secret Service kept changing the story to move it further and further away from Joe Biden and his "family." One of the crazier stories to show up this week (and the competition was fierce) involved a bag of cocaine being found at the White House. For one thing, the story kept changing on a daily basis. It was initially reported that the drugs were found "near" the White House. Later, the WaPo reported that it was found in the White House library, which would have placed it inside the executive mansion. But as the nation celebrated America's birthday, the tale changed yet again. The Secret Service contradicted the library story, saying that the baggie of coke was not in the library. It was found "in a work area in the West Wing." The location was described as being "in a storage facility in a cubby routinely used by White House staff and guests to store cellphones." This would be a very interesting development indeed, particularly since it would limit the possible list of suspects significantly, making a potential investigation easier. Here is more from Redstate.According to the new report, it was in an area where you would have top aides to Biden or guests. It's a mystery that may never be solved, the Secret Service promised Biden. James Rosen @JamesRosenTV The media keeps pushing the idea that this isn't cocaine-cocaine, this is merely "cocaine hydrocholoride," which is an entirely different, medically-justified form of cocaine. No. Cocaine is made from the paste of the coca plant. It becomes a dry white powder when it is made into the salt of cocaine. Cocaine salt is cocaine hydrochloride -- the common white powder form of the drug. Wikipedia says: Cocaine in its purest form is a white, pearly product. Cocaine appearing in powder form is a salt, typically cocaine hydrochloride. They say "typically," I imagine, because you can make it a salt a lot of different ways. But the media is lying when they suggest that this is probably just the "medical" form of cocaine. Well, cocaine powder does have a medicinal use and can be prescribed. Most people who use cocaine, however, are using the drug, let us say, "off-label." Some people, I'm told, just like the way it smells. At the moment we have no idea who could have left the cocaine powder at the White House. I'm sure he wasn't on drugs that time. He was just on his way to Vegas, which isn't known as much of a party town. Hunter Biden apparently filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel of a car in 2018 -- the same year he took a picture of himself driving 172 mph in a Porsche, according to thousands of newly uploaded photos from the first son's abandoned laptop. | Recent Comments
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