Colonel Kurt Schlichter: It Is Your Sacred Duty as American Patriots to Own the Libs

The cucks keep whining about "Owning the libs," pretending that that's the only reason someone could have to oppose the progressive mission of subjugating normal Americans.

It's also their way of excusing their constant attempts to ingratiate themselves with their enemy media palz. Hey, if you're not willing to suck a CNN dick here or there, you're just a Trump Cult Tribalist who only cares about "owning the libs," not about core conservative doctrine, like giving the left eye-contact blowjobs on demand.

The Colonel says "Nuts."

Look, [Ambassador Nikki Haley, who joined her NeverTrump/cuck pals in denouncing "owning the libs"] is right that owning liberals is fun. Alinsky Rule No. 6 is: "A good tactic is one your people enjoy"” The struggle for our freedom need not be a grim slog; there is joy to be had from crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their sissy, male-identifying allies at Vox and Weekly Standard.

Sidenote: Yes, as a friend pointed out to me, the Weekly Standard has been doing everything it can to advertise itself as an enemy of conservativism, and people have finally had enough and stopped being polite about it.

In fact, there are few things you can do without first buying someone dinner or opening up a bottle that provide the pure, unadulterated pleasure of breaking the will of some puffed-up liberal nimrod on social media with a clever, cutting, caustic takedown. They make it easy by being pompous, and their wits have grown flabby and weak from being cloistered in the safe spaces of the media and academia where they never, ever have to face someone who thinks they and their ridiculous dogma are full of it.

The same goes for their Never Trump fellow travelers, the same folks who thought Jeb! was the answer and are still mad at you for laughing. These cruise-huckstering anachronisms exist only because CNN needs guests to pretend to be Republicans, and their endless pearl clutching and cries of "Oh, well, I never!" scream out for the Margaret Dumont treatment by us Marxists -- Groucho, that is.

You must have a heart of stone not to giggle in delight as you watch them howl with outrage while you crank them over the flames on the Twitter rotisserie.

But owning the libs is more than just delightful. It is absolutely necessary. Why? Morale -- that intangible factor, combined with fearless leadership, that means the difference between total defeat and unexpected, legendary victory: Little Round Top, Rourke's Drift, and yeah, the upcoming midterms.

Owning the libs is a rejection of their dominance and an assertion of our own. It is a way of not only saying, "We will not submit," but of demonstrating that refusal to others. There is a reason the motto of the infantry is "Follow me," and not "Uh, you guys go on ahead."

People are not led to triumph by cowards, by wimps, or by submissive weasels who take heaps of garbage and then explain away their refusal to hit back by sobbing, "We're better than that!"

People are not better than that. They want to fight back, but for that they must have morale, and morale requires that they need to see others fight back too. And when they don't, morale collapses, there is a rout, and the bad guys win.

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Anyone who presumes to lead us and does not believe that we are in the right, that we are the good guys, is unfit to lead us. The bottom line is that we need to defeat the other side, and you don’t do that through moral equivalence, passivity, and submission. Non-owning is a non-starter.

Owning the libs shows that we are free, that we will not submit, and that we have power too. Owning the libs shows allies who are alone, or afraid, or doubtful, that there is a resistance to the leftist tsunami of lies, corruption, and fake outrage. It shows that all hope is not lost, and that someone, somewhere is willing to fight back. It shows our fellow Normals that they can fight back too.

Read the whole thing. The Colonel has a book on this topic coming out, Militant Normals: How Regular Americans are Rebelling Against the Elite to Reclaim Our Democracy.

And here's the thing: I hear, unlike the Weekly Standard, he'll actually be having a, get this, cruise.

Oh, the owning. The owning of the libs.

Oh, it's not a big cruise. Just a Potomac cruise for his book launch party.

But I imagine that cruise boat will be standing room only with a long wait list.

And I imagine Kurt will be wearing a jaunty Captain's Hat and perhaps an ascot and little anchors for cufflinks.

Owning Cap'n Kristol through accessories alone.

Meanwhile, the Weekly Standard merely cruises Hot Topic and Cinnabons.

posted by Ace of Spades at 07:53 PM

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