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Disney-Owned ABC "News:" You Know Who's Really Responsible for Laken Riley's Murder? Donald Trump
NYT "Fact"-Check of RFKJr.s Complaint That the US Version of Froot Loops Contains Chemicals Not Present in Foreign Versions: The Ingredients List Are "Roughly" the Same (Except for All the Artficial Chemicals That RFKJr. Specifically Objects To)
Speaker Johnson Announces: All Women's Bathrooms and Changing Areas Are Reserved for Biological Women Only
Comcast Announces It's Dumping MSNBC and Other Dying Cable Channels
The Illegal Alien Who Murdered Laken Reilly, With An Assist from Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, Is Convicted on Ten Counts
Update: Tren De Aragua "Migrant" Arrested for Robbing Manhattan Prosecutor After Masturbating In Her Home
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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - November 20 2024 [TRex]
Storm Warning Cafe
"Expert" Allan Lichtman Melts Down In Argument With Master Debater Cenk Uygur (???), Declares That Anyone Saying He's Wrong Is Commiting "A Blasphemy Against Me"
Disney-Owned ABC "News:" You Know Who's Really Responsible for Laken Riley's Murder? Donald Trump
NYT "Fact"-Check of RFKJr.s Complaint That the US Version of Froot Loops Contains Chemicals Not Present in Foreign Versions: The Ingredients List Are "Roughly" the Same (Except for All the Artficial Chemicals That RFKJr. Specifically Objects To)
Speaker Johnson Announces: All Women's Bathrooms and Changing Areas Are Reserved for Biological Women Only
Comcast Announces It's Dumping MSNBC and Other Dying Cable Channels
The Illegal Alien Who Murdered Laken Reilly, With An Assist from Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, Is Convicted on Ten Counts
Update: Tren De Aragua "Migrant" Arrested for Robbing Manhattan Prosecutor After Masturbating In Her Home
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Placed 6,567,938,229th in Genetic Lottery.
Won $0.25 towards the purchase of his next scratch-off.
Her Mystery Lover Vowed: "I will transport you to a world
of sexual ecstasy and sustainable fiscal policy"
"I will make you my Pleasure Whore,
and add you to my Erotic Stable of Passion,
as I did to these rentboys you see behind me."
July 31, 2012
Guy Assaults Girlfreind, Smashes Computer, Because He Thinks She's Stepping Out With... Mitt Romney
Placed 6,567,938,229th in Genetic Lottery.
Won $0.25 towards the purchase of his next scratch-off.
It just feels malicious to even make fun of this unfortunate man. So, let's get right into it.
He suspected his live-in girlfriend of planning to have an affair. His suspicions were all but confirmed when he saw a man whose face he did not recognize on her FaceBook page.
That man? An internet lothario going by the screennames MagicUnderwear69 and TheRealChristianGrey.
Her Mystery Lover Vowed: "I will transport you to a world
of sexual ecstasy and sustainable fiscal policy"
When the woman informed her understandably enraged boyfriend/abuser that this was just presidential candidate Mitt Romney, he was unmollified, and smashed her computer and, she says, hit him.
"I will make you my Pleasure Whore,
and add you to my Erotic Stable of Passion,
as I did to these rentboys you see behind me."
The man is charged with one count of living in Tennessee, even though he is clearly a Florida resident.
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Daily Tech News 21 November 2024
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - November 20 2024 [TRex]
Storm Warning Cafe
"Expert" Allan Lichtman Melts Down In Argument With Master Debater Cenk Uygur (???), Declares That Anyone Saying He's Wrong Is Commiting "A Blasphemy Against Me"
Disney-Owned ABC "News:" You Know Who's Really Responsible for Laken Riley's Murder? Donald Trump
NYT "Fact"-Check of RFKJr.s Complaint That the US Version of Froot Loops Contains Chemicals Not Present in Foreign Versions: The Ingredients List Are "Roughly" the Same (Except for All the Artficial Chemicals That RFKJr. Specifically Objects To)
Speaker Johnson Announces: All Women's Bathrooms and Changing Areas Are Reserved for Biological Women Only
Comcast Announces It's Dumping MSNBC and Other Dying Cable Channels
The Illegal Alien Who Murdered Laken Reilly, With An Assist from Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, Is Convicted on Ten Counts
Update: Tren De Aragua "Migrant" Arrested for Robbing Manhattan Prosecutor After Masturbating In Her Home
Wednesday Morning Rant
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - November 20 2024 [TRex]
Storm Warning Cafe
"Expert" Allan Lichtman Melts Down In Argument With Master Debater Cenk Uygur (???), Declares That Anyone Saying He's Wrong Is Commiting "A Blasphemy Against Me"
Disney-Owned ABC "News:" You Know Who's Really Responsible for Laken Riley's Murder? Donald Trump
NYT "Fact"-Check of RFKJr.s Complaint That the US Version of Froot Loops Contains Chemicals Not Present in Foreign Versions: The Ingredients List Are "Roughly" the Same (Except for All the Artficial Chemicals That RFKJr. Specifically Objects To)
Speaker Johnson Announces: All Women's Bathrooms and Changing Areas Are Reserved for Biological Women Only
Comcast Announces It's Dumping MSNBC and Other Dying Cable Channels
The Illegal Alien Who Murdered Laken Reilly, With An Assist from Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, Is Convicted on Ten Counts
Update: Tren De Aragua "Migrant" Arrested for Robbing Manhattan Prosecutor After Masturbating In Her Home
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