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July 31, 2012

Any Musicians/Sound Editors Like This Idea?

I really think the questions in Poland are so hysterically pathetic and whiny it would be a helpful thing, or at least a satisfying one, to get them out there.

So here's what I thought: A rhythm-and-drums techno sort of track, with the questions by the reporter looped in the mix. Like make the found dialogue part of the rhythm. Or the melody. Or whatnot. I don't do music.

Maybe finish and end with a brief snippet of Romney' speech, because he, presumably, sounds like an adult, and the contrast would be humorous.

I hardly need to inform you that press coverage will be about the Romney aide's "gaffe" and not about this obnoxious caterwauling by our intersex press corps. An entertaining little dance track could change that.

posted by Ace at 12:59 PM

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