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Sunday Overnight Open Thread - December 21, 2025 [Doof]![]() The Winter Solstice is upon us Howdy Hordelings! Today is the day with the shortest amount of daylight. Tomorrow starts a cycle of increasing daylight each day. It'll be June 21 before you know it! Today also begins Christmas week. How are your plans coming along? Working this week, or burning leave? What else is on your mind? Step on in, pretend to check out the content, then share your words of wisom in the gray boxes. The 21st Day of the 12th Month Warmest wishes to my friends who celebrate! ![]() Click for greatness Wanna be like Bill Gates? Canadian billionaire and former National Hockey League (NHL) goaltender, Patrick Dovigi, has officially put Bill Gates’ once-hyped superyacht through its paces. Video segment at the link. Go ahead and check it out - you'll totally feel like Bill Gates and the guy who bought his big ass boat are everyday folks like you and me. You go four hour! Why you go four hour? Engineer Sues Former Employer After Being Fired for Taking Extremely Long Bathroom Breaks The man, surnamed Li, had been working as an engineer for a company in Jiangsu Province for over a decade when he was let go because of his frequent and long bathroom visits during work hours. The case was recently reported by the Shanghai Federation of Trade Unions after the engineer took his former employer to court over his termination. Check out the story at the link to see how everything came out. ----- In case you are unfamiliar with the "four hour" bit I was paraphrasing above
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Retro Corner Recently on a morning thread, my buddy Sponge made reference to this commercial It inspired me to dive into some more classic commercials from a bygone era. One that jumped to mind was this one that I recall was shown during A Charlie Brown Christmas when I was a kid. Do you remember the Whistle Pop? Peter Paul candy also reminded us that sometimes you feel like a nut
----- On the subject of vintage TV and videos, particularly at Christmastime.
----- Plenty more videos like this out there, but here is a 42 minute video of 1980s vintage commercials What other vintage commercials do you still vividly remember? 'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper) It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n. ------ When Fashion Meets My Over-the-Top Christmas Tree Usually we’re swooning over the latest runway triumphs, the perfect pumps or a statement coat on Melania that left us all breathless. But this week, with the holidays twinkling brighter than a diamond tiara, my fashion obsession has spilled over into something unexpected: Christmas trees. Christmas trees, you ask? Why yes, because down here in the South, we simply don’t do subtle when it comes to our evergreens. We go big, lush, gloriously layered, and unapologetically extra. Plus, couture can make anything better, even a pine tree. So when I spotted what Burberry, Ladurée, and the like have done to hotel lobby trees this season, I knew these sensory masterpieces demanded a spotlight. Let’s step into the magic… Burberry at Claridge's One of the most talked-about collaborations this year is Burberry's partnership with London's Claridge's hotel. Chief Creative Officer Daniel Lee designed a 16-foot traditional tree in the lobby, adorned with around 600 hand tied bows crafted from surplus Burberry fabrics, a nod to Victorian symbols of unity. Hanging bells and chess-piece ornaments inspired by Burberry's Equestrian Knight Design add a playful, heritage twist, tying into the label's signature checks and motifs. The overall vibe? Effortless British elegance meets cozy maximalism.
Ladurée at The St. Regis For a dose of decadent Parisian indulgence, French patisserie Ladurée teamed up with The St. Regis hotels in New York and Washington, D.C. The 12-foot trees shimmer with sumptuous velvet bows, oversized macarons, dried florals, and colorful baubles, topped by a grand peacock-blue bow. It’s a feast for the senses, aligning with fashion's ongoing love for food-inspired motifs (think Moschino's playful collections). This collab’s vibe is glittery, gold-toned whimsy. ![]() David Laport at Riggs Dutch couture darling David Laport dazzles at Riggs Washington D.C. with "Golden Origins"—an 18-foot celestial masterpiece of hand-sculpted gold pleats nodding to the hotel's banking heritage. It’s vibe is bold, architectural, and sensorially explosive. ![]() Urs Fischer at The Connaught Spheres filled with AI-generated human faces glow via LED lights on this outdoor marvel. Symbolizing global togetherness, a take that blends tech with fashion's boundary-pushing narratives (think Balenciaga's digital innovations). This vibe is ethereal avant-garde. ![]() John Derian x The Green Vase at The Dewberry In Charleston at my beloved Dewberry, John Derian joins forces with Livia Cetti of The Green Vase for a celebration of pure American style and artistry. The central tree stands tall in a miniature mossy forest of smaller evergreens and faux bois, while paper garlands bloom with delicate dewberry flowers, paperwhites, and amaryllis, handcrafted petals so lifelike you can almost feel their velvety softness and catch a faint, fresh floral whisper. The vibe is layered, collected elegance with a whimsical decoupage charm. Utterly divine. ![]() My own tree? It’s a full-on spectacle: floor-to-ceiling Fraser fir dripping in layers of ribbon, chinoiserie ornaments, velvet bows, polished metals and just enough sparkle for an aesthetic of nostalgic elegance. Tell me about your tree and if you went with a fancy vibe, traditional aesthetic, or something completely different! ------ Thanks, Piper! DJ Doof - Guess The Theme Thursday's theme was a bit challenging. Tonight's is super easy. Difficulty level 1 out of 5
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