Sean Spicoli, making you fall in love with him all over again.
Skip to around 6:00 to hear Spicoli being "funny."
After the thank-yous, he invites those who voted against great marriage to contemplate their "great shame." And then praises America, but only for producing "courageous artists" such as himself who aren't afraid to brave metaphorical bullets.
Unmentioned: Courageous soldiers who aren't afraid to brave non-metaphorical bullets.
Thank you, Sean Spicoli, for teaching me what a hero is. Real heroes bang Madonna and punch femmy cameramen in their faces.