Al Quaeda "sleeper" agent in custody?

From the "dog trainer" (h/t to Patterico for the nickname)

The most interesting part of the article? When this woman, who's smart enough to, REALLY TRULY ACTUALLY, "split atoms...WITH HER MIND!", wanted to get more involved in global jihad, the bigwigs in the organization told her to get barefoot & pregnant so that she could start squeezing out little jihadists.

Am I the only one getting a mental picture of Ms. "I Wanna Kill Infidels" sitting down for a meeting with Osama bin Lumbergh and the al-Bobs?

"Uhmmmmm, yeahhhhhh. Ms. Siddiqui? Uhmmmmm, we're gonna need you to get pregnant as soon as you can, ummmmmkay? Would Saturday work for you? And uhmmmmm yeahhhh, we're also gonna need you to stop going to MIT. That's Man-Work, woman."

What's the word I'm looking for here: an over-educated woman uses her education to help a seventh-century religious movement where the male partners despise her because of that education, and the word that best describes this would be........oh, I don't know....IRONY?

Say what you will about the "decadent West", but at least we can harness the abilities of our womenfolk. When a celeb like Jessica Alba wants to go entertain the troops, does our military tell her to "start having kids so that we'll have some new recruits for the 2026 incoming class? Does our political system tell entertainers like Carrie Underwood and Shania Twain to get back under their burkhas? Do we tell adult industry stars like Jenna Haze or Jenna Jameson to stop doing DVDAs that do so much to entertain the troops & get right with God so that they can start preaching the gospel?

No sir, we look those lovely ladies right in the eye and say "Gimme your best shot, baby." That's why we're winning the war. Because we refuse to keep our lights under a bushel basket.

That, and the fact that we're fighting seventh-century douchebags who think that riding donkeys makes them "mechanized infantry".

posted by Russ from Winterset at 02:04 PM

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