Singularity! The Coming Explosion of Greta Van Susteren

or at least her head.

In what can only be a sign of the coming Cable News Apocalypse (and maybe a harbinger of the old-fashioned regular apocalypse as well) it appears that O.J. Simpson believes that he, too, may be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn.

Sayeth the man who was found guilty (in civil court) of the murder of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman:

"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."

Charming. I'm sure you would be a much better parental role-model, Orenthal James. For the kid's sake, if you are the father, I hope she never finds out.

Having Anna Nicole as a mom is a cross to bear in it's own right. Having you as a father as well? The poor child wouldn't stand a chance.

I may just have to throw out my TV. I'm not sure I could handle the wall to wall coverage should this story prove to have legs.

If Van Susteren's head does explode, though, I hope those jokers at Hot Air capture the video. I'd watch it.

Ace's Question: Where was O.J., exactly, when Smith died?

Just curious.

posted by Jack M. at 03:29 PM

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