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March 04, 2007
Male Suicide Bombers Get 72 (Or Even 4000!) Virgins;
Female Suicide Bombers Get To Spend Eternity... With Their Husbands
And even though their husbands may have 12000 or so sexual partners (4000 virgins, 8000 previously married women, by one scholar's count), don't feel bad for the wives, because they get to be the first and most beloved among the 12,000 other members of the heavenly seraglio.
Top cat, baby.
The article notes the rich scholarly debate over whether these thousands of concubines have anuses, incidentally.
Via Tinkerty Tonk, thanks to Lance.