Oh, sure. Everyone's a football expert now...[Johnny M. Coldcuts]

including those talentless hacks at EA Sports, and those "You're with me, leather" bastards at ESPN.

Ya know, picking football games isn't as easy as my 18-4 record last week makes it appear to be. I just make it look that way.

Anyway, those codswallowing assmunches think they can horn in on my act by getting a little fancy pants computer game like Madden 2007 to predict their games for them ahead of time.

Complete. Waste. of. F'n. Time.

How do I know this? I can sum it up in one word: Microsoft.

That's right, bitches. I said it. Microsoft sucks and the Xbox is an overrated gaming platform preferred by those who are easily fascinated by shiny objects and Dave @ Garfield Ridge.

But I repeat myself.

Anyway, I looked over the picks and they seem to have blown several with their "high-tech" solution.

In any event, they did get one game right: Peyton "Chokemeister" Manning's Colts will beat Ace's beloved New York Giants this weekend.

So take this lesson with you, morons. When it comes to filling your gambling fix, Johnny M. Coldcuts will always be your pusher of record.

Now get out of here. You disgust me.

Except for you, Beth. This is one sandwich who thinks you make a pretty good side dish.

posted by Ace at 02:56 PM

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