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April 21, 2020

Breaking News: North Korean Dictator Kim-Jong Un Is Not Dead;
CNN's and NBC's Infamously Poorly-Informed Anonymous "Sources" are a Source of Corporate Embarrassment Yet Again

The CNN story about the supposed "dire medical condition" of Kim Jong-Un went around social media last night.

A friend said, "I took the CNN Redpill years ago. I assume every single thing they 'report' is a lie."

She was right, it seems.


A joke that went around before people remembered that CNN is a Fake News Clown-Shoe Shitshow was, "New York City immediately certified Kim Jong-Un dead due to COVID-19."

Well, it appears he's not dead. South Korea has more spies inside and more cameras pointed at North Korea than anyone, and they say this isn't true.

The highly incompetent Katy Tur had some more details in her own fake news reporting:

Tur dropped an atom bomb that Kim Jong-un was brain dead after he slipped into a coma. She later deleted the tweet out of an abundance of caution and for good reason because the South Korean government pretty much refuted the entire story, adding that there isn't anything unusual occurring across the 38th Parallel. No movements--nothing.

So detailed in your fake news, Katy! Congratulations!

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