Amazon Releases Trailer for Its New Woke Piece of Crap

Everything at Amazon under Jennifer Salke is about making movies and shows for woke women only. Sure, every once in a while they get the order to do something for male subscribers and green-light a Terminal List or Reacher, but all the rest of it is girl-power nonsense like Rangz of Power or Wheel of Time.

Men like action movies. Women do not. Every man can attest to this. We try to get our ladies to watch action movies -- they don't like them.

But leftwing feminist ideologues like Jennifer Salke want to condition men to see women as strong and powerful, so they take genres that appeal to men only and fill them with female girlboss characters. This is not done for entertainment or for profit; this is done strictly to achieve the feminist goal of making men comfortable with submitting to Stronk Empowered Women.

This is so annoying to me. Men do not attempt to interfere when, say, Hollywood remakes Little Women for the tenth time. We do not demand that men be given more prominent roles. We do not demand that the movie be filled with Diversity Casting to better Appeal to the Modern Audience.

We leave women alone to make what they want, and enjoy what they want.

But leftwing women will absolutely not leave men alone, ever. Our tastes and habits and even trivial entertainment preferences must always be shaped and molded to twisted to the contours demanded by ballbusting, controlling women.

Who is going to watch this? Seriously? Who is the audience for this?

All the fans of Viola Davis who were just champing at the bit to see her in another knockoff White House Down shoot-'em-up?

The sad, pathetic, uninspired "evolution" of this extremely-derivative DEI Jobs-for-Minorities-and-Women Make-Work Project:

Wade Stotts @wadestotts

Die Hard
Skyscraper - Die Hard with a woman
Air Force One - Die Hard with the President
White House Down - Die Hard with the Black President
This Movie - Die Hard with the Black Woman President

Meanwhile, Hollywood's slate of movies in 2025 looks pretty grim. Here are the trailers than ran during the Super Bowl:

First clip: Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning. I'm a fan. Last of the series.

Second clip: F1 with Brad Pitt. Looks pretty good. Either it's mostly practical or they got the time to do convincing CGI.

Third Clip: Thunderbolts*, Marvel's latest gay crap. I would like a movie about super-soldiers who use guns (not like eye-lasers or magic or crap) but I'm tired of Marvel and really sick of their constant attempts to make on James Gunn Guardians of the Galaxy movie after another.

Fourth clip: Fantastic Four. It's like watching jello gel.

Fifth clip: It's only been two years since the end of the second Jurassic Park trilogy, so that means it's time for a Reboot, baby!!! Can't let the Jurassic Park franchise rest for more than two years! Rush this next variation of the exact same story out stat, and make sure you gender-flip the Chris Pratt military hero character into a woman, played by Scarlett Johanson, and also gender-flip the Damsel in Distress so it's now a dude. Wooo! Great writing! Now the story is totally different!

Later on there's a remake of the very early 80s low-budget action-revenge movie The Amateur, and it doesn't look better this time. They've also decided to remake The Smurfs, with a race-bent Smurfette (obviously).

Really? They're so far down their list of IPs to reboot they're down to the Smurfs? Do kids even know the Smurfs any longer?

Hollywood... what would you say you do here?

posted by Ace at 05:37 PM

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