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December 16, 2022

Former "Republican" Speaker of the House John Boehner Cries In Tribute of Nancy Pelosi

It's a Uniparty Tear Bukake.

Note that Nancy Pelosi is not, despite her appearance, dead.

John Boehner is crying just at the... unveiling of her portrait.

And he couldn't wait to brag that both of his daughters are Democrats. He wanted Nancy to know that he taught his girls well.

Former House Speaker John Boehner paid a tearful tribute to Nancy Pelosi on Wednesday at the unveiling of her official portrait in the U.S. Capitol. [...] "You've been incredibly effective as the leader of your caucus. The younger generation today has a saying: 'Game recognizes game.' The fact of the matter is no other speaker of the House in the modern era -- Republican or Democrat -- has wielded the gavel with such authority or with such consistent results," Boehner said, calling Pelosi "one tough cookie."

"My girls told me, 'Tell the speaker how much we admire her,'" Boehner said, choking back tears as he spoke.

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Boehner crying in tribute to Pelosi while talking about how his daughters are Democrats is a pretty good summation of Republican leadership over the past couple of decades

In college, in Roman History, my professor raised his voice sternly at the bubble-headed liberal girl in pajama-like sweatpants who kept trying to equate the Roman political parties, the Optimates (Opt-ee-mah-tays) and the Populares (Poh-pyu-lahr-ays), to the Republicans and the Democrats.

"These are both parties of the landowning wealthy elites," he said. "They are all patricians who have been noble and rich for a dozen generations. Both parties are intermarried and they share the exact same economic interests and goals. They only disagree about which wealthy members of which wealthy families should control which high government offices and gain the power to extract wealth from the citizenry through tax-farming. Your insistence on calling the Optimates the 'The Republicans' and the Populares 'The Democrats' is facile and embarrassing."

She was embarrassed. I took a note, "Don't say they're the Republicans and Democrats, he hates that."

Of course... that cute little bottle-blonde was exactly right about claiming the Optimates are the Republicans and the Populares the Democrats, and Professor Imperious was just a Dum-Dum from Bumpkinsville. The American political parties are just two indistinguishable hordes of rapacious, swinish intermarried wealthy elites, quibbling over whose inbred retarded nephews will fill the Senate and the tax offices.

How much longer are we expected to put up with this?

How much longer are we expected to pretend?

Nancy Pelosi shows that lovely spirit that makes John Boehner cry in another "documentary" produced by her worthless wallflower daughter.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi asked her daughter Alexandra if she is a 'b***h' after a sarcastic exchange with then-Vice President Mike Pence on a phone call.

The candid moment was filmed in the forthcoming documentary 'Pelosi in the House,' where the 82-year-old speaker is portrayed glowingly by her filmmaker daughter Alexandra.

During an early 2020 congressional recess, Pelosi listened from home to a phone call where Pence spoke during a coronavirus teleconference. As she listened in on the call the speaker did laundry and tidied her bedroom. Her husband Paul made food in the kitchen.

The couple are both seen in their pajamas in a bedroom at their home as the House Speaker multitasks on the phone.

At one point, Alexandra, 52, asked her mother, 'What is the point of this call?'

'They're checking a box,' Pelosi responded as she continued on with her chores.

At one point Pelosi unmuted herself and to offer her own sarcastic input. 'This has been a useful exchange,' she said, before grilling the vice president on how his administration was tracking the spread of Covid-19. She then signed off with a cheerful 'Happy Easter!'

She put herself back on mute before asking her daughter, 'Am I a b***h?'

Why yes.

She also got bitchy when asked if she'd actually bother completing her term.

Some twitter commenter said she was just holding the seat warm for a bit until her worthless wallflower daughter -- who said she supported Rand Paul's neighbor's vicious assault on him -- could fill the seat. That sounds right.

But don't you dare make jokes about Paul Pelosi.

He's a Democrat. He's of the Roman patrician family you owe respect to, not the Roman patrician family that the council of Caesars demands you publicly mock.

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