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March 01, 2022

Axis of Heaven Cafe


Yes, there will be a post for a State of the Invalid speech. But I can't guarantee I'll be around for more than 30 minutes of it. Unless his eye starts bleeding early, I'm probably going to just read a book.

Are you my mommy? Are you my mommy?

Spider-Cat, Spider-Cat...

How food is faked for commercials and ad photos.

More fakery.

When you look kinda cool and commanding taking care of a dangerous situation for the first minute, but then totally blow it at the end.

Good humans stop traffic to save dogs caught in highway traffic.

American Eagle bathtime. You don't see that every day.

Cat seems to be herding a stray toddler from wandering into the road.

Steve Inman: Finally, Steve Inman playcalls that Content Warning video of the car running down the two motorcycle muggers. Again, this is a content warning video; I think the muggers are actually killed.

Mo'ped mo'head injuries.

Playcalling a gorilla slapfight.

One of the chapters in Steven King's 1,700 page draft of Maximum Overdrive that didn't make the film script. Here's another subplot that got cut. I think this part later got expanded into an entire volume of the Dark Tower series.

Just a few gators...

Speaking of axis magic:

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