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Axis of Heaven Cafe | Main | State of the Brandon Thread 2
Bret Baier: "He had a pretty good night tonight."
March 01, 2022

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mrs. Speaker of the House: The State of Our Union... Is Brandon
Bret Baier: "The science has led us to this moment, where the chamber is maskless."

Please eye, bleed, please please bleed, please eye bleed...

Or please do the floor dance, please do the on your back shimmy...


2 Predictions: - Joe Biden's rest and drug complex will be on point. He'll do well by Biden standards for a duration of around 75 minutes. - We're over the hump on COVID. Work remains to be done, but we're beating it and things are good - Oil is high because of uncontrollable geopolitcal events, but relief is coming from the strategic reserve, OPEC, etc. - Russia is a menace and our pressure campaign is working. We're on Ukraine's side, but will not commit manpower/military force - Inflation is hurting but the economic fundamentals are strong. Some new program to help tackle it. - Nuclear deal with Iran is underway and will be a great success to give Iran peaceful nuclear power and help tackle the oil prices - Some major new climate action announcement that will be expensive and make everything worse - Noises about "our democcracy" and the need to stymie election reform and/or gerrymandering - Loud demands about BBB - Odds of mentioning abortion or "women's healthcare": 50%

We'll check my scorecard at the end if I make it that far. It's a work night and I'm trying to do this thing sober.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Bret Fucking Baier: "The science has led us to this moment, where the chamber is maskless."

Posted by: Jane D'oh

FoxNews needs to die in a ditch.

he's squinting because the drugs he's on dilate his pupils and make him sensitive to light

the two decrepit whores behind him aren't squinting

The brain damaged old man is replacing many consonants with w's:

Russel wubel

putin awone


Deplorable Ian says he also said "worfless."

He also can't say "united." He keeps saying "uni'ed." He does this with a lot of words, omitting consonants to make them easier for him to say. Baby-izing them. Like with "Trupanalizure."

He keeps dropping the "y" sound in "few" and "fueled," saying "Foo" and "fooled."

he can't pronounce consant clusters as in infrastructure so he'll say infastuchure
he can't say century (cenT-yur-ee), he says senshurry

In case you missed it earlier:

Thanks to BertG.

Rekieta Law's livecast:

God Damn the neocons to hell eternal for this.

You will never be allowed power in this party again, Leftwing Treasonous Scum.

digg this
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