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January 08, 2020

The Reckoning Continues: Former CNN Host Reza Aslan, Kathy Griffin, Ana Navarro, Elizabeth Warren All Served Papers in New Round of Covington Kids Lawsuits

Former CNN treasure Reza Aslan is being sued specifically for encouraging vigilante violence against Sandmann, remarking that the 15 year old schoolboy had "a very punchable face."

He refused to delete this tweet until, oh how conincidental!, today, when he got served.

According to PJ Media the suit names a variety of public figures including "Ana Navarro, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), Maggie Haberman, and Kathy Griffin." PJ Media also reports that “According to the lawsuit, the tweet calling Sandmann’s face 'punchable' further spread the false narrative that the Covington Catholic boys had aggressively insulted the Native American man, when that was not the case."

Aslan deleted his tweet earlier today. The Post Millennial reached out to Barnes who said that "Aslan may be a facing a serious six-figure verdict, which could have been even worse had he not deleted his tweet when he did."



By the way, tough-guy Aslan -- who is an Iranian -- seemed to threaten the United States today, identifying with the Iranians and vowing that "we" never forget a slight, that is, "we" will always seek vengeance.



I might move to Kentucky just to serve on your jury, Iranian Agent Aslan.

In related news, Iran has launched cyberattacks across the US. Their preferred method of attack is to send US computers all of the pictures and videos they found on Paul Krugman's computer, thereby overwhelming the networks with exobyes of child pornography and erotic cartoons of Syd & Marty Krofft characters.

In response to questions about when I will stop making jokes about Paul Krugman and his child porn "compromised IP," a first-pass answer is "never."

I hope that's okay with the full-time professional virtue signalers and Stay-At-Twitter dads.

Clarification/Correction: I'm told that these lawsuits are not filed by Nick Sandamnn's lawyer, who I think is Lin Wood, but by Robert Barnes, who is representing various Covington students and their families.


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