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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/6/18 ) No Smiley Edition![]() Fortunately, I have never lived in HOA. And hopefully I never will. Nothing like living in a little Cuba or North Korea. Marine Corps veteran and his wife are fighting their Texas homeowners association after the group refused to allow them to fly their American and Marine Corps flags outside their home.
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LMAO, the law of unintended consequences. Or how money doesn't grow on trees. Economics 101, the government way. A basic fact of economics for businesses of all sizes is that when certain costs go up, like employee wages, other costs must be reduced in order for the businesses to retain a similar profit margin as was maintained before the changes. Would you like to live to 104? If you do, you might want to take a tip from Theresa Rowley. A woman who has made it to the age of 104 swears that the secret to longevity is drinking Diet Coke every day.
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America. You are forced to bake a cake for a gay couple. But if you want to name your food wagon, Wandering Dago, you can't. Until now.
![]() While we are on the food kick. A perfectly fine breakfast draws the ire of a bunch of assholes. A team of rural police officers have been criticised for posting a picture of their cooked breakfast on Twitter because it might upset vegans. Members of the North Wales Rural Crime Team wanted to support local farmers after the NFU of Wales hosted a ‘farmhouse breakfast’ campaign.
Using the best Jeff Foxworthy impression, If you use a cardboard box and a lawn tractor as a snow plow you might be a Redneck. It's winter, it gets cold. And then there is Al Gore. When you hear “global warming” what do you imagine? First, you probably think of Al Gore (or ManBearPig, if you’re into that.) Next, you likely imagine rising temperatures that cause melting ice caps, rising water, and buildings floating in the water.
January 6, 1973, Carly Simon's 'You're So Vain', (with Mick Jagger on backing vocals), started a three week run at No.1 on the US singles chart. In 2015, after keeping quiet for more than 40 years, Carly Simon admitted that 'You're So Vain' was about Warren Beatty, but only one verse of it. Simon said the other verses were about two other men. via thisdayinmusic.com
January 6, 2006, American soul, jazz, singer Lou Rawls died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The 72-year-old, Grammy-winning artist had been battling lung cancer. Rawls who released more than 60 albums, sold more than 40 million records, had the 1976 US No.2 and UK No.10 single 'You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine'. via thisdayinmusic.com
All of us who have reached age 29 have had a bad day or two. Hopefully not as bad as these. Speeding = Not good PIERRE, S.D. (AP) — South Dakota Highway Patrol officials found a dead woman wrapped in a blanket in an SUV stopped after a high-speed chase with a drunken driver from California, a trooper said in a court affidavit filed Tuesday.
Part Feel Good Story of The Day and Genius Award Winner rolled into one. The Polk County Sheriff’s Office is commending a Winter Haven man for alerting authorities about a drunk driver on New Year’s Eve — but the caller ended up being the one arrested on DUI charges. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Estate Planning. ![]() Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Seeking shelving fairies. | Recent Comments
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