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Wednesday ONT - I Used All The Good Stuff Last Night Edition [Weirddave]Damn, I'm not sure I have any good content for tonight. You guys know you can send me stuff for the ONT, right? @Weirddave on GAB and @Weirddave0 on Twitter. Chili Anyhow, Brent Cochran sent me this. I dunno why he didn't send it to CBD for the food thread, but lets start out with a picture of Brent Cochran's homemade chili: Brent's a good guy*. Just don't wear a skirt around him, he freaks out. S-M-R-T 32 People Who Will Probably Make You Feel Smart Most Likely a Hillary supporter Some of these are just brain farts, and some of these are truly astonishing gaps in knowledge. I once watched an impeccably made up lady pull her Mercedes into a 7-11. She came out with a quart of oil, fumbled around for a minute until she got the hood open, and then poured the oil right on top of her engine. I suppose her oil light had gone on. I started across the parking lot to help her, but she pulled away (in a cloud of smoke) before I could get to her. Sometimes being afraid to display ignorance reveals a deeper ignorance. Someone sent me this picture a while back. This isn't ignorance, it's just Bawlmer. That's a zink. We warsh our hans in it. This on the other hand...
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We Done Bitches Interesting choice of wording on Edmonton road sign. I have a fantastic sense of direction. I took my wife unerringly to my grandparent's old house in Florida, despite not having been there in 20 years and never having driven down there. We were driving and it was just “Hey, I think we're close to...” and off I went. This is true just about everywhere I go. I may get lost, but I can always get back to where I came from at the very least. Everywhere that is except Edmonton. For some reason I get lost in Edmonton like nobody's business. I dunno why. Magnetic fields, maybe. It's a mystery.
I Have Fought a Good Fight, I Have Finished My Course, I Have Kept the Faith Remains of Pearl Harbor’s hero priest identified after almost 75 years Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. -John 15:13 (KJV)
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Certainly if the protestors attempt, or reasonably appear to attempt, to forcibly enter the blockaded vehicles, this would constitute reasonable grounds to fear an imminent deadly force attack. Such conduct would include the smashing of windows or attempts to force open doors. The same applies to attempts to set vehicles on fire, or to flip vehicles over. Tonight's ONT brought to you by Banana Forts: The Yahoo Group gets hard to clean blood stains out of all types of fabric. *Brent and Alex's Drift Compatible podcast. Also, on a serious note, Brent and his family will be evacuating ahead of Matthew tomorrow. Let's keep them in our prayers. | Recent Comments
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