Kings vs Blackhawks Game 7 [Y-not]

So tonight we learn who is advancing to the Stanley Cup Finals to meet the NY Rangers. Game 7 of the Western Conference Final is tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern. Follow this link to find out how to watch on line.

We are rooting for the Blackhawks here at Casa Y-not, primarily because we hate all things SoCal with the red hot intensity of a thousand suns (except Peaches, CAC, and a few other morons) and we're still bitter.

If you haven't watched hockey before, give it a try. It is NOT "ice soccer." It is nothing like soccer. It's actually a lot like indoor polo (with horses). I looked for a video, but I couldn't find a good one so you'll just have to trust me.

Here's a handy guide to hockey rules courtesy of "Peter Puck:"

OK, OK, it's old. So sue me.

Even easier, just shout "Shoot! Shoot!" and "Play the man!" every couple of minutes and you'll sound like a genuine fan.

To wrap things up, eye candy for the moronettes. Yum.

And for the morons, a list of the hottest NHL WAGS (at a place called "Busted Coverage" but it seems SFW).

posted by Open Blogger at 07:54 PM

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