I did this bit on the Breitbart site last night. I would have done it here, but it was ONT time.
[T]here's a sense of satisfaction in having a DVR that's filled up to the 98%-- CRITICAL--YOU MUST DELETE SOME PROGRAMS IMMEDIATELY level. Kind of like that feeling you get opening a Craftsman toolbox stuffed to the brim with tools. That you're prepared for any contingency.
Or it's like putting on all the TV's and lights in a hotel room the moment you get there and keeping them on all night long when you're out. As a friend pointed out to me, "If you're not sucking out every bit of free juice the hotel is providing you, you're losing money -- think about it."
I did, and now I do that every time I travel.
And if you don't think that's funny, then here's something cute. Apparently otters hold paws with each other while they sleep on the water.