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February 01, 2013

And Now, a Special Guest Commentary by a Guy Who Tried to "Make a Baby in That Horse"

This guy's got a lot to say.

Let us heed his wisdom.

I was trying to make the horse have a baby, Mendoza explained. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.

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Artist's Conception


He added, I aint going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time."

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He's also available for babysitting,
or touching your uncooked food.

Mr. Andrew Mendoza, age 29, was just nominated by Obama to be Secretary of Defense.

By the way: He intended this quote to be exculpatory. This wasn't a confession, not really. This was his attempt to convince the cops they should let him go.

Thaks to @slublog.

Sad Update: Mr. Mendoza, a starry-eyed idealist who dreamed of a world of horsemanbabies, hanged himself while being held for trespassing and indecency with a child.

We had just gotten to know him, and now he's gone! Below, a musical tribute.


(Old Letterman gag.)

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posted by Ace at 02:33 PM

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