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February 01, 2013

And Now, a Special Guest Commentary by a Guy Who Tried to "Make a Baby in That Horse"

This guy's got a lot to say.

“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.”

Artist's Conception

He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time."

He's also available for babysitting,
or touching your uncooked food.

Mr. Andrew Mendoza, age 29, was just nominated by Obama to be Secretary of Defense.

By the way: He intended this quote to be exculpatory. This wasn't a confession, not really. This was his attempt to convince the cops they should let him go.

Thaks to @slublog.

Sad Update: Mr. Mendoza, a starry-eyed idealist who dreamed of a world of horsemanbabies, hanged himself while being held for trespassing and indecency with a child.

We had just gotten to know him, and now he's gone! Below, a musical tribute.

(Old Letterman gag.)

posted by Ace at 02:33 PM

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