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February 01, 2013

Scott Brown Is Not Running For Senate

Too bad.

The rest of this post has been Mika-ized with cooed affirmations in italics.

Former Massachusetts Republican senator Scott Brown
mmm

will not run in the special election for outgoing Democratic Sen. John Kerry’s seat,

Oh!

according to a Republican source familiar with his plans. Brown’s decision means Kerry’s seat is very likely to remain in Democratic hands.

mmmmm!

Republicans are now without a top candidate for the seat held by Kerry,

mm-hm

who was confirmed by the Senate to be the next secretary of state earlier this week. On the Democratic side, longtime Rep. Ed Markey is the frontrunner, but he faces a challenge from fellow Democratic Rep. Stephen Lynch, who is much more conservative.

ugh

With Brown out of the picture, Republicans may turn to Richard Tisei

uh huh

Scott Brown says he can do more outside the Senate (mmmmm), and that's a bunch of hooey (uh-huhh). I'm very curious why he made this decision (Mmmmm) given that he was very well positioned (mm) to hold the seat.

posted by Ace at 01:55 PM

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