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Overnight Open ThreadEnd of the weekend for some, just another day for others, but all are welcome at the ONT party. We don't normally do math here on the ONT but tonight we'll make an exception for some classic Abbott and Costello. This was from the movie A Little Giant and they do some more movie math here and here. You know it's a shame you don't see more Abbott and Costello on TV anymore. They used to be pretty common but now you rarely see them even on the classics channels. Gallup Polling Predicts GOP Tsunami Ahead But remember that polling is not voting so make sure you get your and a friend's ass out to actually vote. Because sometimes you need a tsunami just to get past the margin of cheat. And Real Clear Politics is now forecasting a 50-50 Senate. So Obama might have a use for Sheriff Joe after all. The Wages of Anal Sex It’s A Dad’s Life The Neo-Nazi-Sea Monkey Connection Floyd Cochran, spokesman for the Aryan Nations until 1992 and a reformed racist, recalls Von Braunhut as a slight, balding man with "a rather large nose for a person of the Aryan Nations." He says Von Braunhut was something of a misfit. "He'd give long speeches about numerology and he'd make references to the pyramids," Cochran says. "It just didn't play very well."Also rather awkward is the fact that Braunhut himself is in fact Jewish. But apparently Aryan Nations is willing to overlook this minor peccadillo thanks to his generous contributions. Three Years In Three Minutes 3 Years At The Same Place from Ramon on Vimeo. Menstruation Makes You Buy Crap “Spending was less controlled, more impulsive and more excessive for women … the further on they were in their cycle,” the researchers report. Strikingly, almost two-thirds of the premenstrual women reported they had bought something on impulse. Sea Shepherd Deliberately Sank Protest Boat To Gain Sympathy Says Ex-Member Moronettes - Do you Lock Up Your Underwear, Clothes While Traveling? Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings Top 20 sockpuppeteers: The group. Yeah. Tonight's post brought to you by silly walks: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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