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October 07, 2010

No-Shot Democrat Running In Virginia Has Reindeer-Dildo Fellatrix Vote All Sewn up

I didn't post this when I got tipped to it the other day because I thought it was fake. Apparently (content warning) it's real.

Pictures of a sexy Christmas party she attended -- dressed in Santa hat and thigh-highs, sucking on a dildo-nose of a guy dressed up as a priapic Rudolf -- were leaked, and they're (content warning) sort of odd.

Now the guy turns out to have been her husband at some point, so, I guess, well, whatever. I don't really want to make a huge point about this either way. It's not like she's a genuine threat.

Oh, and her name is, uh, Krystal Ball, but she is not a stripper, despite her parents' apparent determination that she should be.

She actually had a point about this:

"It's going to become increasingly common as my generation steps up and runs for office more frequently," she said. "I suspect that more people will get used to that and they already are. But because we're still in the early phases of that, it was important for me to get out in front of this."

There is some truth there. I do not get this shedding of privacy that younger generations (including, sorta, mine) have embraced. The internet is worldwide and it is forever and yet people are so eager to have naughty pictures taken of themselves with cellphones, a piece of technology expressly designed to transmit information to the entire world.

Krystal Ball For Congress

Paid for by the Committee of Dudes With Horny Dick-Noses.

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