All America's Problems Officially Resolved; Obama's to Appear on American Idol

Please, please, please tell me there will be an 800 number I can call to vote them off the national stage.

Insiders tell me that during the interview, Idol host Ryan Seacrest asked President Obama to name his favorite member of the Rolling Stones. The President responded thusly:

OBAMA: You know, uh, I thought that, uh, you know, the truth is that a lot of the Beatles I liked, too, uh, but I did not become a Rolling Stones fan until I moved to Chicago. Because I, uh, you know, I was growing up, uh, in Hawaii, and so I ended up actually being a Beach Boys fan. But when I moved to Chicago, uh, I was living close to what was then the House of Bluesiness (sic).

Seacrest: Right.

OBAMA: And went to a couple concerts and just fell in love. And the nice thing about the Rolling Stones it's real blue-collar music.

My sources tell me this clip is unlikely to be aired.

Y'all will have to let me know, though. The thought of seeing Michelle's angry eyebrows in high definition is just more than I can take.

Plus, I don't even know which channel American Idol is on. I'll bet Gabe does, though. I should ask.

posted by Jack M. at 02:24 PM

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