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September 30, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Good evening and welcome all morons, moronettes, and sub-moronettes!

Item #1: Carla Bruni Can Sing
Not only is Carla Bruni the hottest First Lady in the world, but she's an heiress, a former model, and a quite good singer.

Okay I'm finding myself really coming to like the French first couple which goes against everything I believe in. So maybe it is time for that brain MRI.

Item #2: How To Humiliate Yourself
First - make sure you have the correct agenda for that night's hearing. Secondly - don't mention that you've never experienced the touch of a man.

Urban Dictionary Word of the Day: Mexican Breakup - you'll have to look it up on your own.

Scary Accident: USC football player Stefon Johnson is in critical condition after dropping a weight bar onto his neck during a bench press. He's expected to make a full recovery eventually. And yes he was being spotted.

Tonight's post brought to you by memories of 9/11:

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