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September 30, 2009

Aging Hippie Douchebag: Let Republicans Die Off to Pay for "Health Care Reform"

Let's just cut em out of our new health care system.

Home-spun humor. Hah hahah ... the wit.

one starts to wonder if the country wouldn't be better off without them and if Republicans should be cut out of the health-care system entirely and simply provided with aspirin and hand sanitizer. Thirty-two percent of the population identifies with the GOP, and if we cut off health care to them, we could probably pay off the deficit in short order.

Keillor ends his old fart bitch rant with something about let the younger people take charge and shut up that's why.

He really only means the old men who happen to think this health care crap is just that, crap. Not the old men who are working the procedural system to get it passed as an amendment to a finance bill.

But then you could always count on Garrison for lazy expression and meaningless cultural observation. It's been his bread and butter for 40 years.


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