Weekly Standard Smears Palin as Scandi-Lover

I've linked this before -- but deep in my soul I prayed it was a photoshop. Surely a candidate for Vice President would not be so obscene as to allow herself to be photographed with Scandi-ite perverts, penguin-humpers, and icebacks, could she? Surely a trick of the left wing, right?

But the Weekly Standard confirms-- it's all too real.

She's made Thules of us all.

Disgusting. Repulsive. Yes, gob-smackingly vile and filling me with heart-ache.

I don't know what to do to stop this degenerate Thorsucker from getting elected.

Oh wait, yes I do:

Sarah Palin is secretly pregnant with the Bjorn-seed of the horn-headed fjord-fucking snow-wop tundra-monkey on the top right.

The Eagleton Scenario? The clock ticks.

If You're New: It is the official position of this site (and most of the commenters) that America is founded upon a tolerance and respect for all races, classes, genders, creeds, and sexual orientations, except for the licentious lutefisk-lovers of the Scandinavian penninsula, who are all degenerate cryosexuals and who need to be, errm, "redeployed" out of the country post-haste.

Or at least confined to their urine-soaked igloos so they can't pollute the values and morals of America's impressionable youth with their disgusting Wotan-worship, cryptosocialist agenda, and relentless hawking of modestly-priced home furnishings.

The Scandification of Europe? This map is more chilling than WWII propaganda maps of an Octopus Germany strangling the continent.

thanks to JamesR.

posted by Ace at 04:01 PM

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