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September 07, 2008
Shock: Sarah Palin Secretly the Father of Playboy Bunny's Baby
You can either believe that, or you can believe the "official story," which is that it's David Spade's kid.
Which is more absurd?
Actually, it's not absurd at all. David Spade has always gotten more ass than Proctologists Without Borders on a Brazilian-beach relief mission.
You know how much ass he gets? Gene Simmons thinks about all the ass David Spade's had and wonders, "What, and don't I rate?"
Thanks to Dan Collins.