Marsha, Marsha, Marsha....

Apparently, Jan Brady's obsession with Marsha Brady stemmed not so much from the jealousy a fugly sister had for her much more attractive sister, but was instead, the result of heretofore unsuspected sexual tension between the two.

Don't believe me? Ask Maureen McCormack, the sluttiest slut who ever slutted her slutty self from Johnny Bravo's bed to Eve Plumb's.

Wholesome former THE BRADY BUNCH star MAUREEN MCCORMICK is set to reveal the beloved 70s TV series' most shocking secret in a new book - she and her on-screen sister had a lesbian fling. MCCormick's tell-all, Here's The Story, won't hit bookstores until 2008, but publishers are already buzzing about the big reveal. As well as talking candidly about her well-documented eating disorder and drug problems in the book, TV's Marcia Brady will come clean about a romance she had with co-star Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan on the hit show. A source tells America's National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. "

I for one am heartbroken.

Not so much that this happened, but that they didn't catch it on film.

Marsha was a hottie in her day, after all.

I think the true shocker is that Alice wasn't implicated in any girl-on-girl sexual hijinks, however.

Then again, I'm not sure Florence Henderson has written her book yet. Or Cindy Brady, either. Or, even Tiger.

One thing I do feel pretty certain about: Cousin Oliver never got any play.

I mean, c'mon, look at him for goodness sakes.

H/T Hot Air.

posted by Jack M. at 10:15 AM

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