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April 11, 2007

Duncan Hunter and Tom Tancredo Square Off In World's First Online Presidential Debate

These guys asked Tancredo and Hunter to submit video responses to questions -- general ones on immigration, guns, and taxes/business -- and they did.

Duncan Hunter is one to watch out for. A real dark-horse at this point, but who knows. Stranger things have happened. He seems to be a free trade skeptic, which is fine with me, because I'm a free trade skeptic, or at least agnostic, myself. Still, the whole of the Republican establishment is free trade, so he's most likely doomed, but who knows. Combat vet with two sons in the miltary. Seems like a good resume.

Is it ridiculously superficial to note "Duncan Hunter" sounds like a President's name? Like if you were writing a hack action screenplay, and needed to come up with a name for the President, you'd call him Duncan Hunter. And he'd order your action hero Max Cable to stand down and not go crazy killing bad guys all over the place, but Max Cable would just say, "Sorry, President Hunter. Today's my day off. And my hobbies are taking names and kicking ass."

See? Yeah, it all works. Almost writes itself from there.


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