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January 23, 2007

Tiny Elvis

Maybe you just have to like Nicholas Cage, and moronically repetitive humor, to enjoy this.

Thanks to Bart. I looked for it myself, couldn't find it. Once again, the entire front page of search results was dominated by douchebags doing their own impressions of the sketch.

YouTube really has to create an "Original" tag. Or a "Lypsync/Tribute/Parody" tag. So that I can choose to not watch idiots doing lame versions of stuff I actually want to see.


Update To Sharon Stone Post: Stone really wanted to have a lesbian kiss with Halle Berry in Catwoman, but couldn't, because of You Know Who.

Sharon Stone blames US President George W Bush for the absence of a lesbian kissing scene in Catwoman - because of the current conservative climate in America.

Basic Instinct star Stone, 46, was keen to enjoy an intimate moment with Oscar-winning co-star Halle Berry, but believes a puritanical streak running through the country put an end to any potential girl-on-girl action.

Stone says: "Halle's so beautiful and I wanted to kiss her. I said, 'How can you have us in the movie and not have us kiss? That's such a waste.'

"That's what you get for having George Bush as president."

I know it's old. Sharon Stone ain't a spring chicken herself.

There's so much wrong with this I don't know where to begin.

I guess I can't decide which is stupider -- the idea that Sharon Stone thinks the nation is aching to see this played-out whore kiss a woman, the idea that that is still somehow edgy enough to make audiences go ga-ga, or that she thinks she can meow-meow the public by telling them that Catwoman -- Catwoman! the worst movie of the last ten years! -- failed to feature such a kiss because of his cultural conservativism.

Honestly, Sharon, get over yourself. You weren't even all that when you were, supposedly, all that.


And Yet, In BuSSh's AmeriKKKa, Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Can Still Make Out On TV: A ratings stunt for Cox's new "Drrt" show, I guess.

Eh. Throw Phoebe in in a three-way and maybe we've got something.

She's very bendy.


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