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January 23, 2007

Not Old. Evergreen.

You have to be very, very careful with guns, he tells schoolchildren.

And he's the only one professional enough in this room to handle a gun.

You kinda know where it's going from there.

I give this guy the coveted Silk Purse From A Sow's Ear Award for almost immediately spinning the mishap into an object lesson about carelessness with firearms.


Thanks to The Pool Boy.


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